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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage! TheTBS Title is on the line, plus the AEW World Trios Champions will be in action! And more!




https://x.com/AEW/status/1702418478441894214?s=20

In one on one action, The TBS Champion Kris Statlander will have her biggest* defense since winning the title when she defends against the only other person to hold the TBS Title, Jade Cargill! Can Cargill avenge the only loss on her AEW record, or will Statlander cement her position as the best in the AEW Women's division?**

https://x.com/AEWonTV/status/1702777600878186942?s=20

In a tag team contest, Roderick Strong's newest best friends, The Kingdom, will take on the team of Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal!*** A win for either team would give them a boost in both the AEW and ROH tag team divisions. The Kingdom are former ROH World Tag Team and IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions; can Daniels and Sydal score the upset?

https://x.com/AEWonTV/status/1702381245978554377?s=20

In a Trios match, AEW World Trios champions The Acclaimed and Daddy rear end will be action!

https://x.com/AEW/status/1702736537207841254?s=20

In four on four action, The Lucha Brothers team up with another set of brothers, The Hardys, to square off against the quartet of Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and The Butcher & The Blade!



*Not a size joke.
**Sorry, Saraya.
***Didn't you have a brother, Matt? Was is Mark? Mack? Marmaduke?

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Matt Sydal is teaming with Christopher Daniels because AEW has a strict policy of "Only Two People Named Matt Can Wrestle With Their Brother"

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Mike Sydal is his brother

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

forkboy84 posted:

Mike Sydal is his brother

no, he teams with Ortiz

Taffy Torpedo
Feb 2, 2008

...Can we have the radio?
Here for the A show

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

gonna need some woman wrestler to rebrand as "Pam Rage" so i can say "the is pam rage, baby"

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Eat This Glob posted:

gonna need some woman wrestler to rebrand as "Pam Rage" so i can say "the is pam rage, baby"

Maybe Bayley will get laid off.

bartok
May 10, 2006



The Expendable sequels sucked. The first wasn't that good but at least it had Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren and Terry Crews going ham with an automatic shotgun.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I literally can't even understand Stallone anymore

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



RAMPAGE

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

I literally can't even understand Stallone anymore

Whats funny is that Frank Stallone speaks eloquently

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Duke Pukem posted:

Whats funny is that Frank Stallone speaks eloquently

Isn't Stallone's face like actually hosed up or something?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Posting from work: someone cheer Stat for me

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Finally, it's been too long since the last AEW show.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Taunt off between Penta and the nuts of slap

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



RandolphCarter posted:

Posting from work: someone cheer Stat for me

It will be difficult, but I guess I can do it... :v:

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



What if Jeff Hardy is like Terry Funk and wrestles into his 70s?

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



I've missed the Bunny freaking out at ringside.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sonjay screeching,"BEAT HIM LIKE A PIECE OF MEEEEAAAATTTTT!!!!"

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


:miedo:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Okkult posted:

I've missed the Bunny freaking out at ringside.

The Needle Mover

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"DON'T YOU DARE DON'T YOUR DARE! :byodame:"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alex rules :lol:

Edit: Oh my God the payoff for that whole thing was incredible

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Remember when Fenix and the Butcher were friends? :allears:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


LOL

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



ALEX AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is your regular reminder that Alex completed training at the Hart Dungeon

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
"He needs to be careful, he can't take unnecessary risks..."

*top rope tornillo to the outside*

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Go Alex!


Go Alex?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
OW

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
lmao jeff fuckin splatted

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



ROH containment leak!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Somebody should be arrested" :lol:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Britt's turning

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Britt's turning

Yeah... into a double champion!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


less Britt, more Shida

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Britt's turning

BRING BACK REBEL

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Pinwiz11 posted:

BRING BACK REBEL

JR agrees

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Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Rut

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