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... ................... .....what was that? "Hello?" .......... "Is there somebody here??" https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 03:37 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:37 |
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Time to freak myself out about unsolved murders that happened sixty years ago no where near my current location for absolutely no reason.
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 03:48 |
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Walking faster. Okay, a little faster. Just jogging a little no big deal OH GOD RUNNING
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 03:51 |
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AAH! oh, it was just a cat!
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 12:22 |
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God I hope no one steals my precious organs while I'm scared and alone in this dark alley
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 15:31 |
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I'm walkin' here!!!
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 16:52 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:I'm walkin' here!!! Italian-americans are always the first ones to get killed off in a cheesy horror flick. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 19:48 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:AAH! Can't stop to pet the cat someone might sneak up on me while I'm distracted.
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 20:49 |
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...Is someone there?
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:01 |
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is that my footsteps echoing off the walls.... or...
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:20 |
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Seriously you guys, this isn't funny!
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:26 |
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UwUnabomber posted:Can't stop to pet the cat someone might sneak up on me while I'm distracted. You ALWAYS stop to pet the cat, otherwise your not a good person. And a no good person in an alley like this? No good van come of that...
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:28 |
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I wonder if I can take leak while I walk. Oops, no that was a bad idea.
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# ? Oct 17, 2023 22:39 |
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Man this really is a loooong dark alley way to be in the small town that I live in. Real spooky like too with all the people who have been killed here over the years! I really should stop walking down it late at night, I'm pretty sure it doesn't even save any time.
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 00:23 |
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I am pausing to light a cigarette. I probably look pretty cool with the mist and being a cool smoker and whatnot.
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 02:22 |
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Man this flickering street light, the only one in the alley, is not comforting
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 12:59 |
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*me running down the alley from an unknown horror* Surely one of these many doors in this alleyway will be open and I can escape indoors https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 15:44 |
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If that light doesn't stop flickering I don't know how I'm supposed to do my machete murders tonight, it's giving me a migraine
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 15:46 |
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*sipping coffee, swinging keyring on finger, whistling the Andy Griffith theme*
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 17:41 |
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First person who walks past me in this dark alley is getting stabbed (Putting a positive spin on the thread concept) https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 22:53 |
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What a lonely walk this is up this lonely alley way. Oh hey look, a friendly looking person with knife I can say hello to. Maybe I'll finally make a new friend in this lonely old town.
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 22:59 |
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oh hey a coin! aaah my kidney! why would you stab me????
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:02 |
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Nobody around... think I'll pull out my dick (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:26 |
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*walking with my parents* Oh boy I'm gonna be Batman!
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# ? Oct 18, 2023 23:44 |
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Just gonna walk through this pile of loose newspapers. I'm sure nothing will reach up and grab me by the foot.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:21 |
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Oh hey, a random balloon floating just outside the darkest part of this alley. I, a child, should go get it! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 00:48 |
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oh god it such a dark and stormy, spooky late night, if I just cut through this dark allay in this bad part of town I'll get home quick. Wait is that an open coffee shop? wait three coffee shops and four small hole in the wall bars. Is that a florist, it's 3am why is there an open boutique florist in this dark grungy allay way???? drat you gentrification!!!!
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:20 |
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Brrrr it's cold. Pretty sure I heard something whispering my name. Probably just the wind. Not going to look back and check. Oh there it was again, closer this time. Still looking ahead, because it was almost certainly just the wind. Yep. I could swear it was just over my shoulder that time, but I'm focused on the end of this alleyway, not looking around at all. It's absolutely just the wind.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:22 |
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This sounds like a great idea op.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:29 |
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As I walk into the dark alleyway two people on the street behind me start start saying stuff like "OOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE, MAN!" and "This idiot about to get themselves killed".
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:32 |
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Oh man I sure hope a spooky vampire doesn't swoop down from the rooftops and bite my dick ... Come on, I've been standing here in the rain with my pants down for at least 2 hours now
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:40 |
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aww poo poo yes... alley time (= what I say every time )
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 01:42 |
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Alleyways and root cellars are dangerous.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:07 |
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What do those guys knows? The Bat's just a myth. He ain't real. He didn't even stop me from mugging that elderly couple yesterday.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:31 |
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What the- ...I'm back on the same street where I started. How did I get turned around walking in a straight line? I'll go back the other way. I'm sure I won't end up back here again.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 02:48 |
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oh man, I've had to piss for like an hour. Good thing this alley is dark and secluded...
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 03:00 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 03:24 |
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> throw baby
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 03:28 |
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RBA Starblade posted:> throw baby You throw the baby. It bounces harmless onto the soft cobble stones. once it has stopped bouncing it looks around and picks up something sharp. The baby now has a rusty butcher knife.
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 03:32 |
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# ? May 24, 2024 17:37 |
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Is that a light ahead? It's getting closer.... *train horn* wait what
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# ? Oct 19, 2023 06:34 |