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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
...

...................

.....what was that?

"Hello?"

..........

"Is there somebody here??"

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
Time to freak myself out about unsolved murders that happened sixty years ago no where near my current location for absolutely no reason.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Walking faster. Okay, a little faster. Just jogging a little no big deal OH GOD RUNNING

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Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


AAH!

oh, it was just a cat!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
God I hope no one steals my precious organs while I'm scared and alone in this dark alley

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

I'm walkin' here!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

STONE COLD 64 posted:

I'm walkin' here!!!

Italian-americans are always the first ones to get killed off in a cheesy horror flick.

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

AAH!

oh, it was just a cat!

Can't stop to pet the cat someone might sneak up on me while I'm distracted.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


...Is someone there?

smitster
Apr 9, 2004


Oven Wrangler
is that my footsteps echoing off the walls.... or...

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


Seriously you guys, this isn't funny!

A Worrying Warlock
Sep 21, 2009

UwUnabomber posted:

Can't stop to pet the cat someone might sneak up on me while I'm distracted.

You ALWAYS stop to pet the cat, otherwise your not a good person.

And a no good person in an alley like this? No good van come of that...

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
I wonder if I can take leak while I walk. Oops, no that was a bad idea.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Man this really is a loooong dark alley way to be in the small town that I live in. Real spooky like too with all the people who have been killed here over the years!

I really should stop walking down it late at night, I'm pretty sure it doesn't even save any time.

Doc Fission
Sep 11, 2011



I am pausing to light a cigarette. I probably look pretty cool with the mist and being a cool smoker and whatnot.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Man this flickering street light, the only one in the alley, is not comforting

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
*me running down the alley from an unknown horror*

Surely one of these many doors in this alleyway will be open and I can escape indoors

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

If that light doesn't stop flickering I don't know how I'm supposed to do my machete murders tonight, it's giving me a migraine

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
*sipping coffee, swinging keyring on finger, whistling the Andy Griffith theme*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
First person who walks past me in this dark alley is getting stabbed

(Putting a positive spin on the thread concept)

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
What a lonely walk this is up this lonely alley way. Oh hey look, a friendly looking person with knife I can say hello to.

Maybe I'll finally make a new friend in this lonely old town. :dance:

A Haunted Pug
Aug 10, 2007

oh hey a coin!

aaah my kidney! why would you stab me????

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Nobody around... think I'll pull out my dick

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twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
*walking with my parents*
Oh boy I'm gonna be Batman!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Just gonna walk through this pile of loose newspapers. I'm sure nothing will reach up and grab me by the foot.

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Oh hey, a random balloon floating just outside the darkest part of this alley. I, a child, should go get it!

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
oh god it such a dark and stormy, spooky late night, if I just cut through this dark allay in this bad part of town I'll get home quick.

Wait is that an open coffee shop? wait three coffee shops and four small hole in the wall bars. Is that a florist, it's 3am why is there an open boutique florist in this dark grungy allay way????

drat you gentrification!!!!

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

Brrrr it's cold. Pretty sure I heard something whispering my name. Probably just the wind. Not going to look back and check. Oh there it was again, closer this time. Still looking ahead, because it was almost certainly just the wind. Yep. I could swear it was just over my shoulder that time, but I'm focused on the end of this alleyway, not looking around at all.

It's absolutely just the wind.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

This sounds like a great idea op.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
As I walk into the dark alleyway two people on the street behind me start start saying stuff like "OOOOO DON'T GO IN THERE, MAN!" and "This idiot about to get themselves killed".

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ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
Oh man I sure hope a spooky vampire doesn't swoop down from the rooftops and bite my dick

...

Come on, I've been standing here in the rain with my pants down for at least 2 hours now

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
aww poo poo yes... alley time (= what I say every time :coal:)

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Alleyways and root cellars are dangerous.

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RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

What do those guys knows? The Bat's just a myth. He ain't real. He didn't even stop me from mugging that elderly couple yesterday.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
What the- ...I'm back on the same street where I started. How did I get turned around walking in a straight line? I'll go back the other way. I'm sure I won't end up back here again.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

oh man, I've had to piss for like an hour. Good thing this alley is dark and secluded...

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


> throw baby

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

RBA Starblade posted:

> throw baby

You throw the baby. It bounces harmless onto the soft cobble stones. once it has stopped bouncing it looks around and picks up something sharp.

The baby now has a rusty butcher knife.

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Is that a light ahead? It's getting closer....
*train horn*
wait what

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