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I caught him and put him in the garage, but gently caress. I was going to sleep, dude! Now I'm awake as hell.
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you should have bit it
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Maybe if was a lady? The guys are too small, didn't feel right.
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missed your shot to be the next spiders georg
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I dunno, it mighta bit me and I didn't feel it? My eye's a little twitchy, that might be the powers kicking in.
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May 7, 2024 07:49
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Was it a cool spider at least?
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That spider should have beat ur rear end
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I used to have a bedroom where a spider (or giant palmetto bug) would fall on my face at least once every three days. The room was horrible and had exposed cracks to the outdoors. And i felt bad about killing the varmints, so i would get a cup and escort them outside. Every. Single. Time. This was misery on my sleep schedule. I managed to eventually swap bedrooms with someone else, and they tell me they haven't been woken up by a spider or other critter since then, so hey, mutual win-win i guess.
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Knormal posted:Was it a cool spider at least? Nah, not an orb weaver or nothin'. Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:That spider should have beat ur rear end Bitch woke me up, that's way worse.
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lol at forgetting to wear the nighttime barbute
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I really should know better than to go to bed with my hair wet and helmless. This is a sign from God, p sure.
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She was just trying to nuzzle up to you. It's a common courtship ritual, so congratulations on your spider wife. Cant wait to see what the kids look like.
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What's that old statistic/urban legend...? Everyone swallows an average of 7 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping.
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Das Boo posted:I caught him and put him in the garage, but gently caress. I was going to sleep, dude! Now I'm awake as hell. That was your nightly spider snack, go back and get it and enjoy the snack
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Next time open wide
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Internetjack posted:What's that old statistic/urban legend...? Everyone swallows an average of 7 spiders in their lifetime while sleeping. I thought it was 7 per night?
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Welp, time to cut your face off. Sorry it had to end up this way. 
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Das Boo posted:Maybe if was a lady? The guys are too small, didn't feel right.  ?
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Does spider have pusspuss between mandibles or on abdomen??
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god please help me posted:I used to have a bedroom where a spider (or giant palmetto bug) would fall on my face at least once every three days. The room was horrible and had exposed cracks to the outdoors. And i felt bad about killing the varmints, so i would get a cup and escort them outside. Every. Single. Time. that was just the same spider every night bro what were you doing to yourself
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I just had one land on my hand, and I squished it. Where all the spiders coming from???
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spider-plague is just another line item in the polycrisis, you'll barely even notice it
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This looks like James from Team Rocket fetish fanart or something Bad Purchase posted:spider-plague is just another line item in the polycrisis, you'll barely even notice it Spider-plague, spider-plague, does whatever a spider-plague does...
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OwlFancier posted:Does spider have pusspuss between mandibles or on abdomen?? Abdomen. Any other questions?
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I wear a sleep mask and a few years ago I woke up to a feeling of something tugging at my eyelid. It took me a minute to realise a spider was curled up under my sleep mask right on my eye. I panicked a bit to get it off and in my panic I absolutely obliterated it. It was a decently sized spider and rather chubby, I smeared it's guts all over my face and into my sleep mask. Anyway I think it was trying to drink my eye water and I really don't like that.
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Happens to the best of us op I'm sorry
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Happens to the best of us op I'm sorry Let's be real - no it doesn't. OP should be ashamed to have this happen, that they would reveal this information in a public forum is quite frankly unhinged behavior.
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remember when this forum was obsessed with camel spiders eating faces? goons just have a thing about spiders and faces.
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According to Native American folklore, this is an omen meaning that you'll have the heeby jeebies for a while
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snake tits guy...?
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bossy lady posted:i'm absolutely shaking with anger because of how many legs this thing has The front ones are palps.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:The front ones are palps. Ok if you're so smart then where's the mouth?????
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As a teen I slept with my head right next to / under a window, and one night I woke up to the feeling of something prickling by face. I brushed it off and felt a huge bug, turned on the night and it was a big ol cockroach right there. 15 years later and I still have a fear of roaches. also every year ants would come in via the window and one time they settled right in my bed. It's not even like I ate food in my bedroom so I think that room was just cursed. Spiders generally leave me alone though
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MiracleFlare posted:Spiders generally leave me alone though no they just have anesthetizing venom so you won’t feel anything when they nibble while you sleep
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Gwen stefani had a song about this
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yep and The Cure as well
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Alexa play “spiders in my butt” by the cure
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I finally fell asleep around 4 am. Spider done hosed up my sleep schedule.
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