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Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
okay folks thanks for showing up! this is gonna be great. I know most of you brought your own fur vests with you but if anyone still needs one check with Carol over there. Also if you want to be a goblin the facepaint takes about 30 minutes to apply so get in line now!

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




anyone seen my snake? he’s about 26 ft long and green.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
hey watch out, big hair coming through!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Wait this isn't the renaissance fair? Can I still get a giant turkey leg?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

ok i want to be in this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22DcXJ4k6kU

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

i'll scout for the perfect secluded forest

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't mind me, just reanimating the dead.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hello op, have you ever checked out the dulcet tones of White Lion’s 1987 smash hit “Wait”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23W7--8DgQ

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Okay, who took the directors coke? Look he says he's not gonna start filming till who ever took it gives back his baggie of coke.

Um, okay wait never mind, he says he found it, he put it in his top pocket, all good everyone. Sorry about that!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Thankfully, since we are in a power metal video, we have our choice of many medieval weapons to kill the guy who thinks white lion is power metal.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Can anyone spare some hair spray and lipstick?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

OP change the title to ITT we don't know what power metal is.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Power metal is metal about power tools. So like Bolt Thrower

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
If you think about it, GWAR is just White Lion in goblin costumes.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
More elves! I said more elves, drat it!! This dinosaur/van hybrid won't look epic enough unless there's a sea of elves for it to breathe FIRE on!!!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Everyone, please, the farmer who owns this field has asked us to stop harassing the alpacas.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

lets see, chains, fog machine, leather jackets and pants. pretty basic hmmm maybe lets light something on fire like those discarded wood pallets while we stand in the middle of the rock quarry.

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

johan forgot his loving cloak again

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
*in the background, swinging a claymore around wildly*

Oh hey what're you all doin in my sword swingin' forest?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Southern Cassowary posted:

johan forgot his loving cloak again

No problem, I have 9 cloaks in the car, do you want hooded or not?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
How the hell am I supposed to play a guitar with horns and a tongue sticking out of it?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Wh... while I'm here I guess... anyone got any chainmail? I don't need to be in your movie or whatever you've got goin there I just... want to know what it feels like.

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

big nipples big life posted:

No problem, I have 9 cloaks in the car, do you want hooded or not?

hooded, need it for the promo photos

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXqAwwno3o

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Southern Cassowary posted:

hooded, need it for the promo photos

just look below the battle axes in the trunk, they are divided into furred and unfurred.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Dragons? Sure. Battleaxes? Good. Where are the warships, drat it?

Songbearer posted:

More elves! I said more elves, drat it!! This dinosaur/van hybrid won't look epic enough unless there's a sea of elves for it to breathe FIRE on!!!

:hmmyes:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

How the hell am I supposed to play a guitar with horns and a tongue sticking out of it?

Very carefully

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
does flower power count?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

*does a Mark Tremonti pose and face*

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


What's our band name? I vote for Icy Wings Eternal. No wait, Victory and Triumph, no wait, Mystical Battle, no wait...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Womanowar

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Alright girls let's see those IDs..


HA!

I'm kidding, c'mon in.

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


that was amazing guys. Your English is so good!

band: Mistä sinä puhut?
Emme puhu englantia!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Aishlinn posted:

that was amazing guys. Your English is so good!

band: Mistä sinä puhut?
Emme puhu englantia!

:v: I miss Teräsbetoni. :smith:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Is this the one we're making?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp-8USQQc1Q

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The truck with all the dinosaur bones is having trouble getting up the access road to the volcano. We're gonna need a few people to carry those up by hand.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003


can you just wear pasties? this chainmail top is going to take fuckin forever to finish

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Can we be in a Helloween video, those guys seem like they're always having fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8U8gjFx9Vk

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
OK, I’ve got my leopard-print spandex pants and my hairspray and my double-neck guitar, I’m ready to go.

… ohhh, I thought you said power *ballad* video. My mistake, I’ll see myself out.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
MEDIC! Oh geez oh gently caress. That's it. We're getting rid of the guitar that's also a functional guillotine.

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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I wonder how I may kill or harm today :twisted:

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