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You forgot DEATH BLOW Kramer: "Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether!" "You have selected...Agent Zero?"
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 22:20 |
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I'm going to an autopsy for my A&P class this week, and I know it's not the same thing but that's still not stopping me from bringing junior mints. They are, after all, very refreshing.
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 22:22 |
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hall n oates mom posted:You forgot DEATH BLOW Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see!
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 22:27 |
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Man: I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty. King: Why wouldn't I? Man: Because the king is always in jeopardy. King: Yes, but it's only a game. Man: Yes, of course. Only a game.
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 22:35 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I loved all the fake movies they came up with. Then 10 years later I find out that "The English Patient" is a real movie and I have to read the book for English class.
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 22:44 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:If by later...you mean earlier. It also explains why Kramer is referred to as Kessler in the pilot.
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 23:05 |
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Chicolini posted:"This is Frank Co-stanza. You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!" Then he just hangs up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSHEt1dROZY Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_nCmj9IyLo There is a list of Fake Seinfeld Movies here: http://www.stanthecaddy.com/seinfeld-movie-names-discuss.html
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 23:09 |
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"Cheese, George, CHEESE!" The absolute glee on Jerry's face when he says that line cracks me up every time. Haven't gotten around to buying the series on DVD yet, but I dvr the show every day.
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# ? Apr 27, 2010 23:17 |
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Oh poo poo. The finale is on TBS right now.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 00:22 |
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Barnum posted:Oh poo poo. The finale is on TBS right now. To be fair to the gang, tons of the stuff they did that ruined so many lives was accidental.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 00:36 |
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I'd say for all the movie stuff they've done, I love the re-enactment of JFK with Newman and Kramer. Mostly for Newman actually being in JFK, and Jerry doing the "Back, and to the left".
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 00:37 |
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TMMadman posted:The Chicken Roaster is still one of my favorite episodes. Jerry turning into Kramer is great. This is from Curb, but it's still great. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhgFvhc2iq0&NR=1
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 00:51 |
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Puddy's line in the finale is awesome. "Puddy...don't wait for me" "Alright"
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 00:54 |
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Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine, perhaps? Mickey: I like Merlot. Karen: I love Merlot. Julie: I'm crazy about Merlot. Kramer: I LIVE for Merlot!! Waiter: We're...out of Merlot.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:01 |
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One time I was riding in an elevator and a girl came in. Of course I had to say that I was the guy who made those crop circles in England. She had no idea what I was talking about and got off like three floors later. I did not get her number. Another time I asked a girl at a Starbucks I had gone into a lot (just to see her) if she dated immature men. She said no. Seinfeld lines do not work in real life, at least they haven't so far.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:03 |
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safety dan posted:One time I was riding in an elevator and a girl came in. Of course I had to say that I was the guy who made those crop circles in England. She had no idea what I was talking about and got off like three floors later. I did not get her number. "Hello, my name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents." If only
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:07 |
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Athanatos posted:Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back! How could you trade Jay Buhner!? He had over 30 home runs last year, a hundred RBIs, he's got a rocket for an arm! You don't know what you're doing!
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:13 |
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safety dan posted:One time I was riding in an elevator and a girl came in. Of course I had to say that I was the guy who made those crop circles in England. She had no idea what I was talking about and got off like three floors later. I did not get her number. Have you tried reaching out and just sampling the fabric of her dress? It worked once in two attempts on the show.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:36 |
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Athanatos posted:Jerry, it's Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back! I love how right after hearing the message he gets a call from George.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 03:58 |
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One that I've seen work, not from Seinfeld but from Curb is Larry's: "I'm not a cool guy, but I'd love to waste your time for a couple of hours"
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 04:22 |
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Tiny Fistpump posted:Have you tried reaching out and just sampling the fabric of her dress? It worked once in two attempts on the show. Three attempts. Jake Jarmel, George, Newman. Only the first one succeeds, but maybe that's George and Newman's fault. No, it's not. Nobody feel anyone's fabric unless you know them or are as cool as Jake Jarmel was in the 90s. (none of us are)
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 04:33 |
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One of my favorite episodes is on right now on my Fox affiliate. JIMMY DOWN
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 04:41 |
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"Oh by the way I'm not getting married tell mom bye" *rips phone cord out of wall*
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 04:49 |
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After several viewings, I can confirm that the actor who won the audition for the role of Kramer on the show "Jerry" really did steal the raisins.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:06 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I loved all the fake movies they came up with. Because they also used real movies sometimes (The English Patient, Schindler's List, Plan 8 from outer space, Home Alone (the old man got to me too, George) Breakfast at Tiffany's, I sometimes would scour Blockbuster for a copy of Checkmate or Chunnel.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:15 |
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Just popped in to say this show is pretty much the best show, ever. And I'm glad the Marine biologist clip is in the OP because it's probably my favorite moment in the show. That and anything involving Crazy Joe Divolla.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:18 |
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Your Proud Pal posted:Because they also used real movies sometimes (The English Patient, Schindler's List, Plan 8 from outer space, Home Alone (the old man got to me too, George) Breakfast at Tiffany's, I sometimes would scour Blockbuster for a copy of Checkmate or Chunnel. I love the completely random cheery music playing when George watches Home Alone. The Public Domain rules.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:20 |
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I just remembered one of my favorite moments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7kzdnpgJ4 I love how Jerry delivers the "salty discharge" line like he's some sort of confused robot who just discovered the concept of emotions.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:30 |
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Your Proud Pal posted:Chunnel EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:34 |
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Postmaster General posted:EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!! "What is he doing in the chunnel?!"
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:39 |
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safety dan posted:Seinfeld lines do not work in real life, at least they haven't so far. You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:43 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:JIMMY DOWN This guy I used to hang out with did this when he got drunk, but while he was drinking, he was using his own name. While he was getting sick, Mike turned into Jimmy. I always wondered what happened to him.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 05:47 |
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WITNESS THE POWER! posted:I just remembered one of my favorite moments. From that same episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlZvY_LXJco "Serenity now, insanity later." *crazy eyes*
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 06:16 |
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Shatter Map posted:Waiter: Anything to drink? Some wine, perhaps?
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 06:49 |
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Your Proud Pal posted:Because they also used real movies sometimes (The English Patient, Schindler's List, Plan 8 from outer space, Home Alone (the old man got to me too, George) Breakfast at Tiffany's, I sometimes would scour Blockbuster for a copy of Checkmate or Chunnel. I a-love that-a Edward Scissorhands!
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 06:59 |
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quote:As Alexander explains in an interview for the Seinfeld DVD, during an early conversation with David, Alexander questioned a script, saying, "This could never happen to anyone, and even if it did, no human being would react like this." David replied, "What do you mean? This happened to me once, and this is exactly how I reacted!". It refers to when George quit his job, regretted it, and came in the next day like it never happened. Larry David actually did that when he worked for SNL. (And it worked out better than it did for George) quote:The episodes relates three parallel plots, in intertwining scenes. The first plot concerns George being banned from the executive toilet. Because of this he quits his job, but immediately regrets the decision. He discusses job opportunities with his friend Jerry, but is unable to think of an occupation that would suit him. Jerry suggests that George could try to go back to work and pretend he never quit. George takes this advice, but his former boss, Rick Levitan (Fred Applegate), refuses to let him stay and insults him. As revenge, George decides to slip a mickey into his drink during an office party, and enlists Elaine Benes to help him. At the party, Elaine distracts Levitan while George puts the mickey in his drink. When Levitan notices George, however, he decides he was unreasonable and tells George he can have his job back. George attempts to intercept the drink, but after Levitan welcomes him back during a toast sprinkled with insults at George's expense, George tells him to "drink up", which he does. In the following scene we see George once again brainstorming job opportunity ideas, the subtext being that his boss discovered the spiking of his drink, connected it to George, and has fired him once again. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Revenge_%28Seinfeld%29 FuriousxGeorge fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Apr 28, 2010 |
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Oh man, I just remembered an absolutely hilarious episode. The one where Jerry teaches that little kid the word gently caress. The way the kid delivers the "you fat gently caress!" line right at the end loving slays me.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 07:36 |
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cat doter posted:Oh man, I just remembered an absolutely hilarious episode. The one where Jerry teaches that little kid the word gently caress. The way the kid delivers the "you fat gently caress!" line right at the end loving slays me. Seinfeld was really fantastic with this sort of thing, I mean getting away with some extremely risque and off-color material you could never do on network TV by simply implying all of it and never directly stating it outright. It could be with clever edits, like the bit you're talking about, or like in "The Contest" where I don't think the word masturbation was ever spoken aloud. Hell, barely even any direct euphemisms for it were used. kaworu fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Apr 28, 2010 |
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Das Ende posted:Really, anything with Kruger was great.... Whatever.
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# ? Apr 28, 2010 08:11 |
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Fufkin posted:I am rewatching the Wire and Frank Sobotka kinda reminds me of George: Soooo-bot-ka That really doesn't work in text.
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