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Uranium 235 posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl
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Uranium 235 posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl
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May 14, 2015 20:38
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Kitchner posted:Say you are going to fetch that weed you promised him but actually fetch your hanzo steel and attack him, he will obviously have his own hanzo steel so you end up in what should be a sweet katana duel but you both have no upper body strength or stamina so it's lame as poo poo Helmholz posted:>Fucker stoner, taste my blade porkchop_express posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot car Uranium 235 posted:kill tcc goon and place body in hot carl  You can't let this weirdo manhandle your precious collectibles for another second. Time to unleash your Hanzo Steel! You: That's great... Let me just... reach back here behind the counter to get the weed I promised...Right... Here? Your Hanzo Steel is missing!  TCC Goon: If you're looking for your katana, I borrowed it along with your webcam. I was going to film myself doing some sweet ninja moves later. I hope you weren't thinking of... hurting me with it... Perhaps I was mistaken... perhaps you aren't like me... Perhaps you aren't... complete?
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May 15, 2015 02:01
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jack off the tcc goon in exchange for your life
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May 15, 2015 02:03
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>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts.
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May 15, 2015 02:11
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> Shake TCC goon by the shoulders and yell "my nigga have u tried LSD"
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May 15, 2015 02:20
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> Demand re compensation for your destroyed amiibo
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May 15, 2015 02:22
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You guys are idiots. Defeat him... with a song.
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May 15, 2015 02:25
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>Remove Amiibo from Anus and ask TCC Goon "Would a non-complete have this!?" and while he is looking at your rare Amiibo, kick him in the junk.
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May 15, 2015 02:36
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Pop TCC goons zits and stash zit juice in inventory.
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May 15, 2015 02:38
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> Offer TCC goon CHOCO bar to distract him.
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May 15, 2015 02:50
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Smear poo poo onto choco bar and offer it to TCC Goon
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May 15, 2015 02:54
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts. I like the first part of this, but instead of pulling it out with your hand just use your incredibly toned anal sphincter muscles to shoot the Amiibo at him like a missile.
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May 15, 2015 03:00
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> use fleshlight on self
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May 15, 2015 03:15
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Remember pop culture hit 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'. Look at the ceiling and make a note of the stain directly above TCC goon's head. Look at microwave clock and make note of time and date. Mutter to self 'Hanzo, don't forget the hanzo.' Smirk at TCC goon 'You have my katana... what about... now!?'
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May 15, 2015 03:46
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>Whip out Amiibo and accidentally prolapse anus in the process.
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May 15, 2015 04:00
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> Ask him if he's seen your wii fit trainer amiibo recently?
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May 15, 2015 04:02
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>Rescue megaman from tcc goon. >Mumble inaudible threat. >Cry. >Post a thread asking for detective advice. >Nibble raw block of ramen (you have a stash in the desk drawers instead of office supplies, in case of emergencies like this) while waiting for replies to detective thread. >Make megaman and wii fit trainer kiss. Not necessarily in that order.
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May 15, 2015 05:14
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Outrail posted:Remember pop culture hit 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'. This. A thousand times this.
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May 15, 2015 05:21
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Eat. The. God. Damned. King Size CHOCO Bar! Hulk out maaan.
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May 15, 2015 05:50
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jesus christ where the gently caress is our pizza this stupid tracker is useless
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May 15, 2015 05:50
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Pizza guy delivers katana.
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May 15, 2015 07:08
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts. ^
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May 15, 2015 07:23
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Outrail posted:Remember pop culture hit 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'.
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May 15, 2015 07:29
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Outrail posted:Remember pop culture hit 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'.
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May 15, 2015 07:46
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Ask him how he knows Emily. Then, when he's answering, awkwardly interrupt him, stammering, "I-I bet you never touched her boobs."
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May 15, 2015 07:47
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>get an empty caramel machiatto cup, put some poop inside and pee in it to make Jenkem for the TCC goon.
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May 15, 2015 07:52
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts.
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May 15, 2015 08:40
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts.
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May 15, 2015 11:52
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>Bake some of your poo poo in the oven. Offer baked poo poo to TCC goon. Tell him they're "brownies".
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May 15, 2015 13:00
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blainestereo posted:Eat. The. God. Damned. King Size CHOCO Bar! Hulk out maaan.
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May 15, 2015 13:26
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HiHo ChiRho posted:> Demand re compensation for your destroyed amiibo
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May 15, 2015 14:08
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HiHo ChiRho posted:> Demand re compensation for your destroyed amiibo Trick him into committing a ritual suicide for destroying something so perfect. Got to stick to your principles, right?  (While eating a King Size CHOCO Bar because sugar rush makes you smarter and more persuasive).
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May 15, 2015 14:36
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:> Shake TCC goon by the shoulders and yell "my nigga have u tried LSD" lol
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May 15, 2015 15:00
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>use your training from years of playing counterstrike and mobas online to begin shouting random phrases in russian and finnish to confuse the TCC goon and render him helpless >PERKELE >CYKA >BLYAT
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May 15, 2015 15:09
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Take out your JO crystal and challenge him to a sesh!
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May 15, 2015 15:14
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>"Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to..." Drop trou and with a dramatic flourish retrieve Amiibo from anus. Display it like a trophy to assert dominance over TCC goon. Forget to pull up your shorts. Nomikos posted:I like the first part of this, but instead of pulling it out with your hand just use your incredibly toned anal sphincter muscles to shoot the Amiibo at him like a missile.  You drop your cargo shorts and bend over. You: Complete? Oh, I don't think you understand who you are talking to...  Pushing with all your might, you empty your bowels at the Tcc Goon. The rare Wii Fit Trainer Amiibo explodes out of your anus, propelled by the full force of the candy which has finally made it through your digestive system.  The TCC Goon lets out a bloodcurdling scream as the rare Wii Fit Trainer Amiibo stabs him in the shoulder! He is also splattered with diarrhea.
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May 15, 2015 15:20
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why is his mouth open oh noooo 
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May 15, 2015 15:25
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Pick up your Halo doll and yell "You killed my Cortana, now I must release The Flood on you, just like my hero John Masterchief." Release the flood... of poop.
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May 15, 2015 15:26
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oh christ
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