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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

mcmagic posted:

We'll take him.

Brandon Marshall and a 1st and he's yours

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
This season has broken Ross's mind :(

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

a neat cape posted:

Brandon Marshall and a 1st and he's yours

I would probably do Marshall and a 2.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Fiz.

Hey, Fiz.

What's that B word you kept calling Vic again? Was it Beast?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Fiz.

Hey, Fiz.

What's that B word you kept calling Vic again? Was it Beast?

The Falcons are going to win a Super Bowl before the Panthers and Fiz's meltdown will be the best part.

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Intruder posted:

This season has broken Ross's mind :(

I thought he was already dead.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



So let's talk about the AFC South race

Texans: 6-3 (3-0 in division, beat everyone once)
Titans: 5-5 (1-2 in division, lost to the Texans and Colts)
Colts: 4-5 (1-2 in division, beat the Titans)

Remaining schedules

Texans: @Raiders, Chargers, @Packers, @Colts, Jaguars, Bengals, @Titans
Titans: @Colts, @Bears, <Bye>, Broncos, @Chiefs, @Jaguars, Texans
Colts: Titans, Steelers, @Jets, Texans, @Vikings, @Raiders, Jaguars

So the Texans have 2 divisional road games left, and should probably be only comfortable favorites against the Jaguars and maybe modest favorites against the Chargers

The Titans are two back in the loss column, and are in a lot of trouble if they lose to the Colts this week, but if they win and beat the Bears they've got a solid chance of being tied/ahead of the Texans in 3 weeks.

The Colts lost to the Jaguars, so that's... distressing, but if they beat the Titans and Texans and split with Jets&Steelers they'll be 7-6 and... still in a pretty rough spot with @Vikings and @Raiders coming up.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
According to your calculations Kalli the titans are hosed

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/798229201740566532

the jets still have 2 night games in december that can't be flexed out

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chilichimp posted:

Fiz.

Hey, Fiz.

What's that B word you kept calling Vic again? Was it Beast?

He's looked pretty good against backup tackles.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

He's looked pretty good against backup tackles.

I'm calling this a win.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







If we're just judging on sacks he did all his damage against the broncos and eagles. I thought the chargers were down a starter as well when they played.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

If Lorenzo Alexander leading the league in sacks doesn't tell you how much skill correlates with sack totals I don't know what will

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Can someone with PFF tell me how many sacks Donald Stephenson has given up as the Broncos starting RT

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Jonathan Fisk posted:

If Lorenzo Alexander leading the league in sacks doesn't tell you how much skill correlates with sack totals I don't know what will

Cliff Avril and Von Miller would like to remind you that we are only at the halfway point of the season.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Chichevache posted:

Cliff Avril and Von Miller would like to remind you that we are only at the halfway point of the season.

If last Monday was any indication cliff Avril is the Lorenzo Alexander of the nfc

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe

Chromatic posted:

Eh, from what I've read Kap can't read defenses worth a poo poo whereas Smith is sort of decent at that.

It was a joke.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Jonathan Fisk posted:

If Lorenzo Alexander leading the league in sacks doesn't tell you how much skill correlates with sack totals I don't know what will

So, 100%?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

rjmccall posted:

It was a joke.

Some jokes hit too close to home when it comes to 49ers QBs going to the Chiefs.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

lmao

https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/797990867629797376
https://twitter.com/CollinsworthPFF/status/798272091564875776

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Oh gently caress

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

God drat. When Cris Collinsworth dunks on you it is time to hang it up.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
It's gone, what did he say?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







weird Asian candy posted:

It's gone, what did he say?

We go now to the surface of the sun.....

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/798229201740566532

the jets still have 2 night games in december that can't be flexed out

What idiot made that schedule? Even if the jets are still competitive in december (rare) surely they wouldnt need two primetime games in one month.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

This makes me very happy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

got any sevens posted:

What idiot made that schedule? Even if the jets are still competitive in december (rare) surely they wouldnt need two primetime games in one month.


I blame Garbage Dick Goodell.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

got any sevens posted:

What idiot made that schedule? Even if the jets are still competitive in december (rare) surely they wouldnt need two primetime games in one month.

a pretty exciting new york team barely missed the playoffs last year yeah they sound good

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Marcus Peters throwing shade on Kelvin.

https://twitter.com/mellinger/status/797925466170499072

https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/798180183584800768

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lmao

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Kelvin was poo poo all over on that play and it probably ended the panthers season.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Was Marcus the dude that let him put up 7 for 84

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Hey you fuckers, why did nobody tell me this happened yesterday?

https://twitter.com/SportsQuotient/status/797877845670277120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Was Marcus the dude that let him put up 7 for 84

I think he made a 1 or 2 of catches on him, but Kelvin was moved all over the field and faced different corners.

Peters did quite well against him from the parts of the game I saw.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
All Marcus Peters does is talk poo poo and then back it up with good play and I'm kind of miffed with the latter one tbh

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
He gets torched here and there though


Also he is from Oakland and I hope they move to Las Vegas bc I don't want Peters going the Rodney Hudson/Sean Smth route

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Gynecolojustice posted:

Also he is from Oakland and I hope they move to Las Vegas bc I don't want Peters going the Rodney Hudson/Sean Smth route

traitorous rear end bitches

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Kelvin had two or three of his signature catches against peters yesterday.

You know, the ones where he has absolutely no separation at all because he runs poo poo routes and then magically go go gadget arms at the last second and pulls it in?

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t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Kelvin Benjamin is the worst best wr

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