Animal Crossing 20 (Shit-Talking Board Games IV)

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hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

Infinitum posted:

Congratulations to Team Apple for eating all these probations I'm about to hand out.

oh no look out for those sixers boys and girls

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:19

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:51

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

You can't threaten an IQ with sixers, Inf. I've already probed myself. :colbert:

I knew Peanut could do it! :toot:

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:36

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

i am the greatest, me and all of my rodent friends.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:38

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

congrats to team not-peach

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:44

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Welp, time to drown my sorrows with the night clowns

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:48

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Antivehicular posted:

Welp, time to drown my sorrows with the night clowns

hambeet has a name, you know

# ? Jun 8, 2020 09:55

TheNabster: Apr 26, 2014; "Today I will cause problems on purpose"

See this is why I don't talk poo poo until we've actually won something now it just looks silly.

To all those teams still last still talking poo poo.

Congratulations Team Apple

# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:14

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

Leraika posted:

roald pls pick faster, I believe in you

i got you fam

# ? Jun 8, 2020 10:16

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

UnCO3 posted:

i got you fam

congrats team apple, I knew that you couldn't wait to get rid of your lovely fruit as soon as possible

# ? Jun 8, 2020 13:42

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Congrats Apple. Pretty sure most of your fruit rotted off your trees rather than being picked, but the trees are empty nevertheless.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 15:29

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

IllegallySober posted:

Congrats Apple. Pretty sure most of your fruit rotted off your trees rather than being picked, but the trees are empty nevertheless.

Still offended you think any of us would waste our time picking Red Delicious.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:18

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

I couldn�t have done it without my great team. No bad apples in the bunch.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:21

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

LawfulWaffle posted:

I couldn�t have done it without my great team. No bad apples in the bunch.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:23

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

okay now that the bad fruit is gone the real game can begin

# ? Jun 8, 2020 16:41

Mistaken Frisbee: Jul 19, 2007

This is the second time (of two) I've been on a winning poo poo-talking team. (Team Bubblegum 2018!).

Proud to always pick the right folks, just like I always pick the right fruit. Good work, Team Apple!

You all might as well stop picking fruit now because our apples will be the only fruit bought at the market today.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 18:46

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

Picking apples will never be impressive as long as picking pineapples exists.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 18:51

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' is a six-word tragedy, but 'For sale: apples' is half that.

# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:04

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

UnCO3 posted:

'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' is a six-word tragedy, but 'For sale: apples' is half that.

Why, because people will actually pay for apples, and you can't even give your poo poo fruit away? :smugbert:

# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:05

UnCO3: Feb 11, 2010; Ye gods!; College Slice

PMush Perfect posted:

Why, because people will actually pay for apples, and you can't even give your poo poo fruit away?

Spare me your :mediocre:

attempts at dunking

# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:18

Dog Kisser: Mar 30, 2005; But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

*rushes in, having missed a few days of poo poo-talking*

APPLE SUCKS

*notices that apples won, shuffles cue cards*

APPLE SUCKS

# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:42

hambeet: Sep 13, 2002

UnCO3 posted:

'For sale: baby shoes, never worn' is a six-word tragedy, but 'For sale: apples' is half that.

# ? Jun 9, 2020 05:21

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Dog Kisser posted:

*rushes in, having missed a few days of poo poo-talking*

APPLE SUCKS

*notices that apples won, shuffles cue cards*

APPLE SUCKS

# ? Jun 9, 2020 12:47

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

TURN TWELVE

And here we go! Let's see how the game plays out.

Same results as last turn, Lyman and Roald sell this turn.

Lyman picks the last of the oranges and completes the game.

Blanca picks the last of the peaches and completes the game.

Lily picks the cherries off their pear tree...

...but Roald loads another into their slingshot...

TURN THIRTEEN

...leaving Lily to start the next turn with one more cherry.

It all comes down to this roll of the dice.

UnCO rolls an 8 and loads the last cherry into a sling...

...but Hawke picks the tree clean and completes the game at the same time!

FINAL STANDINGS:

Individual:
1. Zetsubou-san (Groucho)
2. IllegallySober (Apollo), Shadow225 (Sprocket), CirclMastr (Tank), JOHN CENA (Admiral), PMush Perfect (Hazel), chaoslord (Kiki)
8. TheNabster (Pashmina)
9. oldskool (Sterling)
10. AJ_Impy (Boris), Mistaken Frisbee (Apple), Infinitum (Raymond), Leraika (Midge), hambeet (Rodney)
15. Subjunctive (Alli), LawfulWaffle (Peanut)
17. Antivehicular (Lyman), Dog Kisser (Blanca)
19. SHALASHASKA HAWKE (Lily), UnCO3 (Roald)

Team:
1. Apple
2. Orange, Peach (tie)
4. Cherry, Pear (tie)

Chattiest:

Animal Crossing 20 starred:

Team Apple: Mistaken Frisbee, John Cena, LawfulWaffle, and PMush Perfect

Team Cherry: Leraika, Subjunctive, UnCO3, and IllegallySober

Team Orange: CirclMastr, oldskool, hambeet, and Antivehicular

Team Peach: TheNabster, Dog Kisser, chaoslord, and Infinitum

Team Pear: Shadow225, AJ_Impy, Shalashaska Hawke, and Zetsubou-san

And now today, the sun goes down,
but I'm sure there'll soon be another sunny day,
where we can all come over to the island to play.

Thank you very much for playing.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:02

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

I do believe that makes me the overall winner. :smugbert:

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:06

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Eat poo poo Pear and Cherry :siren:

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:08

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Infinitum posted:

Eat poo poo Pear and Cherry

How does it feel to be beaten by your postcount rival with a much better villager choice?

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:15

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Thanks, hexwren!

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:22

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

PMush Perfect posted:

How does it feel to be beaten by your postcount rival with a much better villager choice?

# ? Jun 10, 2020 03:29

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Infinitum posted:

Eat poo poo Pear and Cherry

Nah, not in the mood for peaches.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:01

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Congrats everyone! Now that I'm not poo poo-talking, I had a lot of fun and enjoyed playing with all of you. :3:

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:06

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

I'd like to thank Hexwren for running the game, and my fellow teammates for ending the game with a shitposting total of 69

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:11

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

PMush Perfect posted:

I do believe that makes me the overall winner.

no it's me

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:37

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

My one regret is that I didn't shitpost nearly enough.

Here's an outtake that I should have posted before Turn 11:

Q: What do cherries have two of that other fruits only have one of?
A: Players who need to complete the game.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:44

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Thank you hexwren, that was fun. Clinching that win has been the highlight of my year.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:46

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

Antivehicular posted:

My one regret is that I didn't shitpost nearly enough.

Thanks hexwren!

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:48

SHALASHASKA HAWKE: Nov 10, 2016; No child soldier in poverty by 1990

congrats to Zets as both overall game champ, and champion shitposter

# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:59

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

I honestly am proud of the shitposting that went on in this game, it's well done on the part of all of you.
I'm still working on my next game, but with any luck, I'll be able to hammer it out in the near future. (before the end of this year? idk) It'll probably not be quite as passive as the ones in the past, but should still inspire a lot of really good poo poo-talk.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 05:41

Leraika: Jun 14, 2015; Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Antivehicular posted:

My one regret is that I didn't shitpost nearly enough.

Here's an outtake that I should have posted before Turn 11:

Q: What do cherries have two of that other fruits only have one of?
A: Players who need to complete the game.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 06:12

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

LawfulWaffle posted:

Thank you hexwren, that was fun. Clinching that win has been the highlight of my year.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 06:21

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:51

Referee: Aug 25, 2004; "Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Antivehicular posted:

Here's an outtake that I should have posted before Turn 11:

Q: What do cherries have two of that other fruits only have one of?
A: Players who need to complete the game.

# ? Jun 10, 2020 06:55

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