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Yossarian-22 posted:you will lose so much money with this attitude if you aren't careful but i enjoy the sincereposting lol uhhh...yeah, literally gonna just give a shitload of money away because i actually don't loving want it no i'm not joking  indigi posted:post a step by step guide on how the gently caress to buy safemoon. does coinbase do anything? they’re advertising all over Duolingo rn step one: get bitmart step two: get bitcoin on your bitmart (i sent it to my bitmart address using coinbase) step three: trade bitcoin for usdt step four: trade usdt for safemoon step five: ??? step six: profit!!!
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every single day i see people living in trash and poo poo on the sidewalk and in the street and i want to help i hate rich people so much this much
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man, i don't know what the gently caress you just said, little kid, but you special, man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbYZZHGkDio
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May 7, 2021 10:48
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i used the binance smart wallet google chrome extension to load my binance bucks into it and then bought safemoon on that pancake website the whole process was so bizarre. the crypto world is a disaster
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May 7, 2021 13:33
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Don't use Coinbase. Those guys aren't Porcellian material. Buy your shitcoins on Gemini and row the boat with some real winners.
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May 7, 2021 14:15
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Yossarian-22 posted:you will lose so much money with this attitude if you aren't careful but i enjoy the sincereposting lol the gently caress is this the gently caress is any of this lmao were doomed
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May 7, 2021 15:52
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Yossarian-22 posted:you will lose so much money with this attitude if you aren't careful but i enjoy the sincereposting lol Really cant tell who is trolling and who isnt
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May 7, 2021 15:53
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see, this is why i am endeavouring to understand as little as possible about crypto while also participating. it breaks your brain. it’s so deeply stupid that becoming aware of the nuances and intricacies of the system/tech causes you real physiological and psychological harm
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May 7, 2021 15:58
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There's a cool cookie clicker game app called Robinhood just click on the crypto tab and start at the bottom
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May 7, 2021 16:06
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how do i buy cumrocket cummies?
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what the gently caress both these processes suck poo poo omg this sucks
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May 7, 2021 18:44
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Yossarian-22 posted:you will lose so much money with this attitude if you aren't careful but i enjoy the sincereposting lol lol do you have to do Know Your Customer stuff with any of these various places youre transferring money or is this completely fly by night poo poo?
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I kind of don't want a coinbase account cause all their duolingo ads are 17 seconds and that's so loving long when you're trying to cram some vocab in before work
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Can't wait for this whole thing to do Mt. Gox Redux
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Bushiz posted:Can't wait for this whole thing to do Mt. Gox Redux I don't think this is possible anymore just because of the (ironic) centralization of the crypto world at the time
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cumshitter posted:lol do you have to do Know Your Customer stuff with any of these various places youre transferring money or is this completely fly by night poo poo? basically KYC is only if you actually buy poo poo. if you move things through the exchange (i.e. bitcoin you have already bought from cashapp or elsewhere) just to exchange one coin for the other you literally just need an email address and you can use a phone number if you want to do 2FA. just about every "legit" crypto is on binance (most importantly binance bucks, now the third most valued crypto behind only ETH and Bitcoin), whereas you need pancake swap/metamask to acquire the real garbage. binance is in singapore and i've seen racists whine about losing their funds to "the chinese" when they fail to transfer their coins properly in or out. i've hosed up on a few occasions too but it's usually not their fault in my experience real crypto heads recommend buying a usb cold wallet over exchanges for security's sake since exchanges have been hacked before, which might be worth it if you make enough that you can own a whole ethereum or bitcoin. but right now i'm willing to lose everything i've put in.
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oh yeah, the most fun part of using a vpn is that sometimes you forget to get on it beforehand, binance (not binance u.s.) recognizes you are on a u.s. ip, and then you can't use it for at least 24 hours and you need to delete cookies/cache  i've developed something of a pain tolerance from doing this
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this poo poo is fuckin insane lmfao. hell yea. like stock trading but for morons and psychos. w00t
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so sweet, I get 25 bucks into cash app, buy 20 bucks of bitcoin, which is .00003 btc and get set up to transfer it out. only, the problem is, you see, you have to transfer out .0001 at a time, roughly 57 dollars. I don’t want to spend 57 dollars on safe moon, I want to spend 20 dollars on safe moon.
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moron/ape hype is literally the biggest fundamental. you gotta peak into telegrams of the respective coins and get a sense of how much coke the people in it are doing and make sure the admin is somewhat accountable. they usually have a video by an influencer or something that causes a huge pump and then a major dump will happen after ufc fighters are gonna wear 100xcoin paraphernalia on saturday. dogefather token has a times square billboard now and will likely pump/dump like crazy because of snl, and stupid elon related tokens like elongate will probably pump as well there are literally no rules to this poo poo and it's fun owning millions or trillions of coins that are worth fractions upon fractions of a cent that will either make you thousands or be completely worthless in less than a week's time
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meanolmrcloud posted:so sweet, I get 25 bucks into cash app, buy 20 bucks of bitcoin, which is .00003 btc and get set up to transfer it out. only, the problem is, you see, you have to transfer out .0001 at a time, roughly 57 dollars. I don’t want to spend 57 dollars on safe moon, I want to spend 20 dollars on safe moon. i recommend spending at least $100 because there are stupid fixed conversion/transfer fees rather than percentage fees. once your stupid coins multiply you'll be happy you did, although safemoon has a decent chance of dumping a decent amount after the insane pump yesterday. i'd say odds are it will break ath today or this weekend though again don't listen to me for financial advice though i'm a brokebrained idiot who got lucky a few times. uranus explosion was a rugpull and the dev made off with the bag 
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Without looking into it further, it looks like the individual behind Uranus ExplosionCoin is an industrious little fucker. A whole list of *Coins with 99% similarity. 96% similarity with a couple of known scams. E: or bugs, again not looking further into it. https://tokensniffer.com/token/0x7229e84064c95951111a497f22a0c7e65283eb18 nomad2020 has issued a correction as of 22:36 on May 7, 2021 |
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https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1390735684688769031 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_fZORkuOJo
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punished milkman posted:see, this is why i am endeavouring to understand as little as possible about crypto while also participating. it breaks your brain. it’s so deeply stupid that becoming aware of the nuances and intricacies of the system/tech causes you real physiological and psychological harm this is the smartest way to do this (other than not touching it)
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nomad2020 posted:Without looking into it further, it looks like the individual behind Uranus ExplosionCoin is an industrious little fucker. A whole list of *Coins with 99% similarity. 96% similarity with a couple of known scams. E: or bugs, again not looking further into it. Tokensniffer is basically useless. Those aren't other coins by the same person but rather coins with similar tokenomics that have been flagged as scams. There are plenty of coins that "pass the sniff test" but which end up being rugpulls because the devs just end up copying the same formula from successful shitcoins. There are smarter people than me who know how to do real due diligence with sniffing out the scammiest of the scams but ultimately, forget it Jake, it's shitcoins
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cool av posted:this is the smartest way to do this (other than not touching it) Yeah this, and also selling everything the first time you are like "no way this can't be happening" with an investment and becoming more of an irresponsible degenerate after you have enough that you can afford to be one Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 23:44 on May 7, 2021 |
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I just like watching the colours on https://cryptobubbles.net/ . It is good for babbys smooth brain
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isn't the obvious takeaway here that you should be the one doing the rugpull
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Yossarian-22 posted:Tokensniffer is basically useless. Those aren't other coins by the same person but rather coins with similar tokenomics that have been flagged as scams. There are plenty of coins that "pass the sniff test" but which end up being rugpulls because the devs just end up copying the same formula from successful shitcoins. There are smarter people than me who know how to do real due diligence with sniffing out the scammiest of the scams but ultimately, forget it Jake, it's shitcoins I understand that I could copy the code and run with that as well, I just don't understand what drives you to give me your money in this scenario. It's the white van scam of pump and dumps. cool av posted:this is the smartest way to do this (other than not touching it) I refuse to cash out my BNB because it's hilarious that my bitcoin Chuck-E-Cheese tokens turned out to be a better investment than whatever else I've done with money. nomad2020 has issued a correction as of 01:42 on May 8, 2021 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:basically KYC is only if you actually buy poo poo. thats not accurate. if youre registering an account with a service/brokerage/bank or whatever you want to call it that helps you exchange cash for stocks (which the IRS considers crypto to be, for tax purposes) then you need to have your identity verified to open it. regardless of whether you actually end up placing trades assuming you want to be square with the IRS, if a company isnt demanding that information from you then it's on you to track it. exchanging cash to bitcoin, bitcoin to altcoin, and altcoin to altcoin are all tax events that require tracking. it is no different from exchanging cash for stock and then shares of stock for other stocks. even if you have no plans to report it its probably a good idea to keep your own (secure, hidden) records in case of a future audit. also just so you have data on your own transactions cumshitter has issued a correction as of 10:48 on May 8, 2021 |
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cumshitter posted:thats not accurate. if youre registering an account with a service/brokerage/bank or whatever you want to call it that helps you exchange cash for stocks (which the IRS considers crypto to be, for tax purposes) then you need to have your identity verified to open it. regardless of whether you actually end up placing trades i'm aware that none of what i'm doing is anonymous but by no kyc i mean they literally didn't have me verify my identity in any way aside from giving my email/number. the tax issue will definitely be daunting down the line if it comes up so i'll have to plan ahead. i imagine once i check that box confirming that, yes i did buy crypto in the past year, the floodgates are basically all open yeah? i've heard that it's less of an issue if you just don't sell anything but idk if that's bullshit or not, and i definitely wouldn't want to be caught lying to the irs, so it's definitely an issue that concerns me soon we'll have tiktok tax accountant influencers who only get paid in crypto Yossarian-22 has issued a correction as of 10:58 on May 8, 2021 |
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Yossarian-22 posted:i'm aware that none of what i'm doing is anonymous but by no kyc i mean they literally didn't have me verify my identity in any way aside from giving my email/number. the tax issue will definitely be daunting down the line if it comes up so i'll have to plan ahead. i imagine once i check that box confirming that, yes i did buy crypto in the past year, the floodgates are basically all open yeah? yeah so if theyre not verifying your identity dont expect them to keep accurate records of your trades. i dont know what the IRS thinks of it if you check the crypto box but my barely educated guess would be that unless they have proof that youre living beyond your reported means (from employers, banks, brokerages, etc. who all file tax forms with them) theyre not going to care quote:i've heard that it's less of an issue if you just don't sell anything but idk if that's bullshit or not, and i definitely wouldn't want to be caught lying to the irs, so it's definitely an issue that concerns me if you never sell anything you never realize gains or losses, which are the tax terms the IRS applies to the selling of stocks. the IRS doesnt care when you use post-tax dollars to buy a stock the same way they dont care if you buy a bottle of shampoo. but if you buy a stock or a bottle of shampoo and sell it at a significant markup then thats a taxable event. if there is no sale there is no gain to tax on your investment.
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something called shib is poppin off right now i don't have any money at the moment to put in on it, but if you want to "get in while the getting's good" then uhh...it's up a lot from yesterday
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It's obviously rocketing on the back of this doge BS happening tonight. It'll be back down tomorrow
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Alobar posted:something called shib is poppin off right now shib and hoge are on the eth network which has insane gas prices, but they're both doing really well atm yeah
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SNL to be streamed globally. DOGE!
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