[robotically] eve online: the elusif man

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Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

yeah, guy is an absolute lunatic. like, banjo? really, deadtear??? googles doesn't even look anything like banjo.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:49

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:26

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

Herstory Begins Now posted:

gonna wake up to angry pms from him on discord for that one

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:50

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

DurrHurrHurr posted:

Once knew a guy who claimed that the holocaust was fake because Europe wasn't a real place, so it couldn't have happened.

Hey man how's things?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:50

Kesper North: Nov 3, 2011; EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

DurrHurrHurr posted:

Yeah it's me, what's up buddy

Good to see you dude

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:51

Rust Martialis: May 8, 2007

Herstory Begins Now posted:

gonna wake up to angry pms from him on discord for that one

The best part of waking up, is DeadTear in your inbox

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:51

DurrHurrHurr: Jul 19, 2022

Pretty good bud. I stream to 30 sweaty nerds for rent money now, which is alright.

And before anyone asks: he explains World War II as a population control project in order to preserve America's resources to prepare for the upcoming computer/information era; apparently computers existed in the 1930s and their invention was suppressed from the public until the government could cull the population in order to ensure that the metals required for the computer era wouldn't be depleted.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:53

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

DurrHurrHurr posted:

Yeah it's a relatively recent offshoot of the also-small flat earth movement; the entire Old World is fake and is used in news as propaganda to manipulate American society, keep us all enslaved etc etc. All Europeans on the internet are either bots or FUD actors meant to keep the fa�ade going in the internet era.

I mean they're right, I am a FUD actor working to keep the fa�ade of the "Old World" going in the internet era, in order to manipulate and keep American society enslaved.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:58

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

im in a praxis in a c3 wolf rayet (yes i know, bad for shield), there's no one in my corp on for backup, and im just slamming out these outpost frontier strongholds, waiting for someone to jump me and kill me. So far nada. Will I make it through the night? Stay tuned.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 10:59

DurrHurrHurr: Jul 19, 2022

Holy poo poo it's Kesper, you were one of my favourite dudes

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:06

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

DurrHurrHurr posted:

And before anyone asks: he explains World War II as a population control project in order to preserve America's resources to prepare for the upcoming computer/information era; apparently computers existed in the 1930s and their invention was suppressed from the public until the government could cull the population in order to ensure that the metals required for the computer era wouldn't be depleted.

That sounds nice- But they forget that America was VERY reluctant to join the war, and was very protectionist until pearl harbour.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:07

DurrHurrHurr: Jul 19, 2022

Cpt Soban posted:

That sounds nice- But they forget that America was VERY reluctant to join the war, and was very protectionist until pearl harbour.

Listen man I didn't say it was any good, I just said I know him.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:08

shutupandshave: May 11, 2006; SUAS

hailthefish posted:

Nobody's suggesting going to anyone's house or anything like that, but here's a list of things that would go a long way, obviously not all of them can be done by random member corps but:

- Kick the people who were calling this 'amber heard drama' etc.
- Kick people who are publicly misogynistic/racist/homophobic/transphobic/profess unhinged maga poo poo.
- Kick the dipshits still defending mittens lmao
- Kick the people doing the cringey cultposting
- Actually kick and ban mittens from coalition services.
- Reverse the bans/blacklists on the deltas and the others who brought this to public attention/resigned over it to force action.
- Rebrand decisively away from The Imperium. gently caress if I care what the new thing is (please nothing cringey grimdark), but that entire name and brand belongs to mittens and it needs to go in the trash with him. If he wants to keep running INN and His Regards LLC or whatever that's his business but there's no reason anyone else should keep that branding.

OORrrrrr, and hear me out here. Just keep them there, all in one place so we all know where to avoid?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:14

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

TheWeedNumber posted:

im in a praxis in a c3 wolf rayet (yes i know, bad for shield), there's no one in my corp on for backup, and im just slamming out these outpost frontier strongholds, waiting for someone to jump me and kill me. So far nada. Will I make it through the night? Stay tuned.

i jinxed myself. Im deader than a mofo

https://zkillboard.com/kill/102209525/

TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jul 19, 2022

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:15

shutupandshave: May 11, 2006; SUAS

Cpt Soban posted:

That sounds nice- But they forget that America was VERY reluctant to join the war, and was very protectionist until pearl harbour.

That and the fact that what he said literally isn't true

Something something don't argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience...

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:18

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

lollontee posted:

i'm just wondering, are there like stable wormholes into specific nullsec systems? like, can you base out of wormspace, but build bridgeheads with sov in nullsec?

Shattered wormhole chaos 4life.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:37

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

There is bathroom stall penis graffiti on the actual Sphinx. While Napoleon was getting art commissioned of it his soldiers were having lols.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:41

Cpt Soban: Jul 23, 2011

shutupandshave posted:

That and the fact that what he said literally isn't true

Something something don't argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and beat you with experience...

I know I know, but basic history throws these conspiracies out of the window. (And I'm sitting on hundreds of hours of WW2 History Channel Docos)

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:43

Maneck: Sep 11, 2011

DurrHurrHurr posted:

Once knew a guy who claimed that the holocaust was fake because Europe wasn't a real place, so it couldn't have happened.

It still backs into racism though, as it amounts to a denial of European colonialism.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:43

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

hey maneck, am i banned from goonswarm too?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:48

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Maneck posted:

It still backs into racism though, as it amounts to a denial of European colonialism.

Even stupider than that I think, that stuff is based on WELL ACTUALLY bollocks by people desperate to tell you that Germany didn�t exist till 1871 so how could Germany have been involved in slavery hur hur hur checkmate liberals.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 11:51

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

TheWeedNumber posted:

i jinxed myself. Im deader than a mofo

https://zkillboard.com/kill/102209525/

# ? Jul 19, 2022 12:02

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Double posting by mistake like a boss

# ? Jul 19, 2022 12:09

DurrHurrHurr: Jul 19, 2022

Maneck posted:

It still backs into racism though, as it amounts to a denial of European colonialism.

I'll be honest considering how limited their brain's processing powers are i don't think they've gotten that far yet. If you asked him some stuff he would just kind of short circuit and start yelling at you.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 12:11

Feliday Melody: May 8, 2021

lollontee posted:

hey maneck, am i banned from goonswarm too?

What's your forum account name?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 12:21

Rhymenoserous: May 23, 2008

Kesper North posted:

Good to see you dude

I had a long conversation with him the other night because I was irritated at trying to hold one on reddit (it's hell) and ended up buying him an account.

And convincing him to buy a weird musical instrument. The conversation meandered way off topic.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:10

esto es malo: Aug 3, 2006; Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

TheWeedNumber posted:

sup im bearing witness to a crime against humanity, who do i report this to?

tell the captor to not not pull the trigger

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:15

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

DurrHurrHurr posted:

Are you still bad at HoN

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:23

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

Tai posted:

Are you still bad at HoN

who even plays HoN anymore?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:35

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Welcome to w space.

Hopefully this will get CCP to look at it-

gently caress who am I kidding :smith:

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:54

Maneck: Sep 11, 2011

lollontee posted:

hey maneck, am i banned from goonswarm too?

Doesn't seem like it.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:54

Maneck: Sep 11, 2011

Tai posted:

Are you still bad at HoN

This inspired me to look at the website for the first time in 10 years. Good lord they added a lot of characters before the game died.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 13:56

goninzo: Aug 26, 2009; ^{All around decent avatar}

"I was just role playing the villain."

I've always said that I'm persistent as gently caress.

I am nothing compared to Firstname Lastname. Good on you, man, appreciate you calling this sham out.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:19

BigPaddy: Jun 30, 2008; That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.

I, being from Europe, can confirm I do not exist.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:20

Maneck: Sep 11, 2011

BigPaddy posted:

I, being from Europe, can confirm I do not exist.

Says who?

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:21

Zodium: Jun 19, 2004

BigPaddy posted:

I, being from Europe, can confirm I do not exist.

americans are unbelievably gullible. imagine believing in an "Old World" with a shoe-shaped country, and another one full of castles where everyone speaks english except weird. a nation of rubes.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:24

TheWeedNumber: Apr 20, 2020; by sebmojo

hey goosefleet, whose gonna make content like this for yall? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8f7N_VuKa4

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:29

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

TheWeedNumber posted:

who even plays HoN anymore?

literally no-one: https://esports.gg/news/esports/goodbye-heroes-of-newerth-hon-shuts-its-doors-today/

though I'm holding out hope that Valve did actually buy out a load of the IP and that the puppet master game files people found in dota2 are for the next big content patch

# ? Jul 19, 2022 14:31