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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Do her nipples match the directions her eyes point in or no

yelp reviews say her lazy nipple is extremely unsettling

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:55

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

down n out posted:

For homeboy sure. But "dollar-signs for eyes" homegirl isn't experiencing financial hardship and the judge should have posted at $250,000.

Please refrain from racist language

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:12

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Guns are for pussies. A real cool person works for their murders.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:34

naem: May 29, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

I have to say if it came down to it i'd rather get murdered in a street alteration by a fancy whore than a cheap whore.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:14

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

America deserved 911

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:17

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I hope he gets a sweet payout from this and hires her.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:45

your friend a dog: Nov 2, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

still lolin over bholder and his 'just fire warning shots'. how is he not laughed out of gbs yet

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:47

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Harald posted:

America deserved 911

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:54

your friend a dog: Nov 2, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

*in extremely woke voice* just fire your gun randomly around someone in the middle of a crowded neighborhood

# ? Sep 18, 2017 03:54

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

your friend a dog posted:

*in extremely woke voice* just fire your gun randomly around someone in the middle of a crowded neighborhood

Lol if you dont instantly ventilate homeless peoples heads if they look in your direction

# ? Sep 18, 2017 04:57

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

*lookinf around room* i mean.. would anyone here not blindly shoot at a homeless person for talking to them???

# ? Sep 18, 2017 04:58

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4884856/Photos-woman-shot-homeless-man-appear-escort-site.html
"Quackenbush, who has a five-year-old son with a different man, was working at the time as a professional skier and stripper but was pursuing her dreams of becoming a musician, he said."

"The woman appears in several provocative selfies. She was previously described by her father as a struggling musician and single mom."

This is hilarious from so many angles. First "This is the kind of woman is marriage material", said some guy in Nashville. Second, how because she does sex work then suddenly the fact that she shot a homeless guy is suddenly very bad, whereas when she was a struggling mother trying to make ends meet it was justifiable.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 05:04

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

she was makin ends meet all right

# ? Sep 18, 2017 11:32

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

TheMostFrench posted:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4884856/Photos-woman-shot-homeless-man-appear-escort-site.html
"Quackenbush, who has a five-year-old son with a different man, was working at the time as a professional skier and stripper but was pursuing her dreams of becoming a musician, he said."

"The woman appears in several provocative selfies. She was previously described by her father as a struggling musician and single mom."

This is hilarious from so many angles. First "This is the kind of woman is marriage material", said some guy in Nashville. Second, how because she does sex work then suddenly the fact that she shot a homeless guy is suddenly very bad, whereas when she was a struggling mother trying to make ends meet it was justifiable.

"She got his nickname, Stinks, tattooed above her left breast before they parted ways."

Well then.

# ? Sep 18, 2017 13:19