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deep dish peat moss posted:Lieutenant Dan's mirthy demeanor despite losing his legs in The Last War brings forth a being of pure joy, the Mirthworm! I love him, he is perfect, and now I have become a being of pure joy
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who's winning the war and who are we fighting anyway
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Apr 1, 2021 03:15
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I summon a single Grain of Rice  Ah poo poo.
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Apr 1, 2021 03:39
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I've been doing jazz hands for the last eight hours and I can't see what's coalescing out of this multicolored haze
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As long as it doesn't get turned into a stuffed toy when its hands are chained together...
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Apr 1, 2021 05:31
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I hope my monster is some grizzled veteran who's all like "I'm getting too old for this poo poo" as he or she tears an opponent's body limb from limb
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:thank you for this awesome thread I made a dumb thing HGB seems like a very powerful summoner. Too powerful maybe, cause he just summoned the Puppet Master's head right off.
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Why is this the war happening anyway? Who are we the warring against? I demand answers before I commit to anything
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Paranoid Peanut posted:Why is this the war happening anyway? Who are we the warring against? I demand answers before I commit to anything 西暦2101年戦いは始まった。
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deep dish peat moss posted:Yngling is probably the language of the ancient Orc Heroes, one of which Sheriff Falc has summoned Legendary Orc Hero Sir Bileslurp stats Brawn: Burly Gumption: 11/10 Favorite food: Crunchy gruel Friendliness: Aggressively so [REDACTED]: uuuuuh Yaw control level: Yaws Special ability: Can wield six weapons at once. Not well, but he can do it.
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deep dish peat moss posted:But instead Linux Pirate you have summoned a cruel mockery of humanity and should feel either bad or good, depending on your intentions. A Cruel Mockery of Humanity stats Fear factor: x3 Gumption: 555 Favorite food: Slightly salted sanity Friendliness: Unfathomable [REDACTED]: Oh no Yaw control level: Vz Special ability: Knows your browser history, even if you use incognito mode
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What happened to the recon squad?! My monster was with them. Oh I hope they're okay 
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deep dish peat moss posted:Mr.Pibbleton summoned a Bunwiz who is actually quite wealthy and renowned in its land Bunwiz stats Ideology: Anarcho-monarchism Gumption: Soft Favorite food: Is food Friendliness: Has friends, yes. Several, in fact [REDACTED]: 0.3% Yaw control level: - Special ability: Knows all level 8 Fast Food spells
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deep dish peat moss posted:Stoner Sloth summons the Elefly Elefly stats Armour: 15mm Chobham Gumption: 9 Favorite food: A disgusting slurry of minced offal Friendliness: Eh [REDACTED]: Loud buzzing noises Yaw control level: 77% Special ability: Injects its victims with Diet Mr. Pibb
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Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha.
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Outrail posted:Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha. Oh geez, I think that was supposed to be an accent grave, not ague... ooooh geez.......
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I would like to conjure.
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Am I too late for The War? I had a Slimegineering report to write and plum forgot about the summoning! Oh no! Maybe if I use my report as a focus...
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I'm here for the Monster War that surely must still be going because there are a lot of monsters!
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Would appreciate a monster to help, but if not I'll just support as mulch for the mulch machine
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Which pocket monster is mine Are they allowed to give their owners suckjobs
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Swedish Thaumocracy posted:Am I too late for The War? I had a Slimegineering report to write and plum forgot about the summoning! Oh no! Maybe if I use my report as a focus... Oh yeah, an update! e: damnit!
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:I summon a monster so The War can be won and The Healing begun! Dumb Sex-Parrot summons the dreaded Octobrau!  owl_pellet posted:My summoning circle is primed owl_pellet summons the addictive Gamesnake!  The Skeleton King posted:I need a monsta to clobba those there monstas in the War. The Skeleton King summons the nerve-wracking Tailbiter!  low key sex master posted:Summon me daddy And low key sex master summons the laughable Tripbird. 
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deep dish peat moss posted:
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Just watched Patton and horny for The War
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deep dish peat moss posted:Dumb Sex-Parrot summons the dreaded Octobrau! heck yeah, this guy sees the conflict from all points of view and already is working out how The War can be ended with minimal loss of life!
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SRQ posted:who's winning the war and who are we fighting anyway That's above your pay grade, soldier. You just worry about fighting The War.
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I spend my time before the ritual browsing kitten memes.
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deep dish peat moss posted:DarkSoulsTantrum summons a Eye in the Pie Eye in the Pie stats Filling: Ocular Gumption: 20/20 Favorite food: Anything but pie Friendliness: Smashing [REDACTED]: Terror tart Yaw control level: Undefined Special ability: Sees all, knows all, never crumbles
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deep dish peat moss posted:Nessus gets Big Hat Little Guy Big Hat Little Guy stats Equipment: Assault hat Gumption: Gump as hell Favorite food: Biscuits and gravel Friendliness: He's smiling, but he's really furious [REDACTED]: drat! Yaw control level: 5 Special ability: You'll never see the knives coming from under the big hat
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deep dish peat moss posted:You Are A Elf's slimy appendages flail through the air and a Snailboat pours out of them Snailboat stats Cargo: 2000 pieces of spanish gold Gumption: First rate Favorite food: Soft hard tack Friendliness: Supportive [REDACTED]: Mezzanine Yaw control level: Horizontal Special ability: Immune to enemy broadsides
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deep dish peat moss posted:OMFG FURRY strikes up a conversation with their new familiar Matchstick Monk stats Inner Peace: Nope, not yet Gumption: Flammable Favorite food: A bowl of unburnt rice Friendliness: Friendship is forbidden [REDACTED]: Doesn't really care for vesper Yaw control level: Sulphur Special ability: Will self-immolate and cause great distress to enemy PR
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Rock Paper Tongue posted:I put on my magical PPE and reach forth into the screaming hell portal to the monster dimension rock paper tongue isn't allowed to get close to anyone now that they're in PPE, so they have to stand alone. And they summoned a Stand-alone Ghost 
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Right now I'm waiting to hear back whether I will be approved to take a 3-month unpaid leave from work starting tomorrow to focus on my mental health, and also to develop a videogame, which would use many of these monsters as enemies (though probably re-drawn with more effort) so now that I need to start working on other art assets too I might not be updating this thread less frequently, but I'm still going to try to draw a minimum of 1-2 new monsters a day
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.random posted:Oh geez, I think that was supposed to be an accent grave, not ague... ooooh geez....... Just lol at the concept of accent graves, just roll them into a ditch and move on.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Right now I'm waiting to hear back whether I will be approved to take a 3-month unpaid leave from work starting tomorrow to focus on my mental health, and also to develop a videogame, which would use many of these monsters as enemies (though probably re-drawn with more effort) so now that I need to start working on other art assets too I might not be updating this thread less frequently, but I'm still going to try to draw a minimum of 1-2 new monsters a day You're doing the Lord's work! (Satan being the Lord, of course.)
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deep dish peat moss posted:Right now I'm waiting to hear back whether I will be approved to take a 3-month unpaid leave from work starting tomorrow to focus on my mental health, and also to develop a videogame, which would use many of these monsters as enemies (though probably re-drawn with more effort) so now that I need to start working on other art assets too I might not be updating this thread less frequently, but I'm still going to try to draw a minimum of 1-2 new monsters a day good luck!!
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