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Mulaney Power Move posted:my company is WFH until october now and the number one reason i don't want to go back to the office is i don't want to have to take a dump there every morning I rarely poop, maybe once or twice a week. That never stopped me from heading to the office bathroom and having some me time on the daily. I used to go to a different floor with less people on it because I'd get more uninterrupted time before someone came in to blast rear end. Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime etc.
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Some kinds are heriditary, and I know it runs in my family. Won't have to start screening until I'm 50 though. It's one of those cancers that are very treatable, or even surgically curable, but require you to get a colostomy if you don't catch it early. If it goes on too long it starts sending out metastases throughout your abdomen and you die.
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Apr 16, 2021 08:39
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Nooner posted:Has the OP pooped yet? Yes, but no description of the poop, A shameful poop.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:amateur hour. like using alley balls instead of your own when bowling. bring your own toilet paper. Now I'm imagining that Simpsons episode where Homer buys Marge a bowling ball for her birthday, only it's luxury toilet paper. Now I'm sad because they'll probably make that episode in the next couple of years.
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The toilets where I work are cosy little rooms, with full doors and built in sinks and hand driers, so pooping in them is quite nice. I understand that in the USA toilet stalls all have like 2 feet of open space between the ground and the doors/ walls, so everyone can see you from the knees down: that wouldn't be so comfortable I guess.
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BigBadSteve posted:Yes, but no description of the poop, A shameful poop. An op that smell she own farts? A shameful op
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Pistol_Pete posted:The toilets where I work are cosy little rooms, with full doors and built in sinks and hand driers, so pooping in them is quite nice. More like, you can see the shoes and hear everything happening so if you've got stage fright you just sit there sweating and waiting til this motherfucker gets out of the GODDAMN BATHROOM YOU rear end in a top hat, WASH YOUR HANDS AND HIT THE loving ROAD SO I CAN BLAST THIS poo poo OUT. Also I'm the director of a department so don't worry about it, power move.
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crowtribe posted:I rarely poop, maybe once or twice a week. That never stopped me from heading to the office bathroom and having some me time on the daily. I used to go to a different floor with less people on it because I'd get more uninterrupted time before someone came in to blast rear end. Ah my greatest nemesis, The Unpooper
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Apr 16, 2021 21:05
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snergle posted:my dr told me and i trust his opinion. but also every year he removes 10 or more polyps Can you feel the polyps before he removes them? Like do you know you have polyps or do they just keep finding them since they're... exploring in there. Pistol_Pete posted:The toilets where I work are cosy little rooms, with full doors and built in sinks and hand driers, so pooping in them is quite nice. My work has great toilets, three separate rooms, two with just standard toilets and one with a standard and a urinal. I go in there all the time to poo poo, read SA on my phone, and sometimes do some light drugs.
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Apr 16, 2021 21:09
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Captain Hygiene posted:Ah my greatest nemesis, The Unpooper I thought you called me the UniPooper. I wish I could poo poo more often, believe me. It'd spare me from trying to pass what feels like a concrete cactus from my rear end in a top hat once a week.
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Some habits are best kept daily
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Apr 17, 2021 01:10
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OP hasn’t posted in this thread lately. I think with all the laxative stuff she took, she shat out her skeleton and organs and can’t post anymore. Stay safe, skeletonless OP.
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OP please update the thread on your bowel movements. Spare no details.
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Apr 17, 2021 01:59
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I'd say OP is a party pooper, but this thread is constipated with a buttload of potential energy.
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I don't know why people are down on colonoscopies. If you were told that you were going to get drugs and have butt stuff done to you, but first all you had to was completely empty your bowels, why wouldn't you do that? Booty Pageant posted:the year is 2021 op, augment your bowels and get a ostomy bag, use your left over colon to smuggle drugs They thing they don't tell you when you get an ostomy is that the your anus muscles atrophy because you don't use them anymore. Not a lot of fun when you are about to clear customs and your loose rear end in a top hat lets out a string of balloons filled with heroin. On the plus side, you will never have a burning poo poo for as long as you have an ostomy.
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low key sex master posted:OP please update the thread on your bowel movements. Spare no details.
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Apr 17, 2021 06:18
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crowtribe posted:I thought you called me the UniPooper. Dude you need dietary fiber supplements and probably a doctor. You're all messed up in your gutty works
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Apr 17, 2021 06:28
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OP has reabsorbed the poop into her body and has become too powerful for us mere mortals
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Apr 17, 2021 06:29
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I didn't read this thread but did OP ever poop again??? One time I didn't poop for like 3 weeks and it sucked, I got an imaging done it was like country grits in those guts...
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Hairy Right Hook posted:I didn't read this thread but did OP ever poop again??? She died.
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Apr 17, 2021 06:54
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Of a broken heart
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Apr 17, 2021 06:54
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Poop? Plop? More like POP!
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You Are A Elf posted:OP hasn’t posted in this thread lately. I think with all the laxative stuff she took, she shat out her skeleton and organs and can’t post anymore. Can't shitpost if there's no more poo poo inside of you.
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Apr 17, 2021 12:31
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Gonna laugh if that person really needed pills
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Apr 17, 2021 12:34
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This thread got me to buy psyllium husks to fix my butthole.
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Apr 17, 2021 12:36
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Lurking Haro posted:This thread got me to buy psyllium husks to fix my butthole. Those psyllium husk pills are life changing.
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I'm not describing my shits, you weirdos. Everything is fine now though!snergle posted:Can't handle Golytely Pffft, ameteur. Hold your nose and chew some gum while drinking it like a pro. (I haven't had to have many colonoscopies but pelvic surgeries require it too. That poo poo could be used to torture inmates)
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Aegis Bear posted:I'm not describing my shits, you weirdos. Everything is fine now though! On point one: thank you. On point two: Oh, it has. Castor oil comes mighty cheap and doesn't leave marks.
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Aegis Bear posted:I'm not describing my shits, you weirdos. This is breaking goon code.
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madeintaipei posted:On point one: thank you. I was making a joke but that's just depressing.  Oh, America.
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Aegis Bear posted:I was making a joke but that's just depressing. https://foreignpolicyi.org/mussolinis-favorite-torture-castor-oil/ "Punishment Some parents punished children with a dose of castor oil.[46][47] Physicians recommended against the practice because they did not want medicines associated with punishment.[48] A heavy dose of castor oil could be used as a humiliating punishment for adults. Colonial officials used it in the British Raj (India) to deal with recalcitrant servants.[49] Belgian military officials prescribed heavy doses of castor oil in Belgian Congo as a punishment for being too sick to work.[50] The most famous use as punishment came in Fascist Italy under Benito Mussolini. It was a favorite tool used by the Blackshirts to intimidate and humiliate their opponents.[51][52][53] Political dissidents were force-fed large quantities of castor oil by Fascist squads. This technique was said to have been originated by Gabriele D'Annunzio or Italo Balbo.[54] Victims of this treatment did sometimes die, as the dehydrating effects of the oil-induced diarrhea often complicated the recovery from the nightstick beating they also received along with the castor oil; however, even those victims who survived had to bear the humiliation of the laxative effects resulting from excessive consumption of the oil.[55] It is believed that the Nazi SA used this torture method against German Jews shortly after the appointment of Adolf Hitler as Chancellor of Germany in 1933.[56] It is said[by whom?] that Mussolini's power was backed by "the bludgeon and castor oil".[55] In lesser quantities, castor oil was also used as an instrument of intimidation, for example, to discourage civilians or soldiers who would call in sick either in the factory or in the military. It took decades after Mussolini's death before the myth of castor oil as a panacea for a wide range of diseases and medical conditions was totally demystified, as it was also widely administered to pregnant women and elderly or mentally ill patients in hospitals in the false belief it had no negative side effects. Today,[when?] the Italian terms manganello and olio di ricino, even used separately, still carry strong political connotations (especially the latter)[according to whom?]. These words are still used to satirize patronizing politicians, or the authors of disliked legislation. The terms Usare l'olio di ricino, ("to use castor oil") and usare il manganello ("to use the bludgeon") mean "to coerce or abuse", and can be misunderstood in the absence of proper context.[citation needed] In Greece, during the 4th of August Regime, castor oil was used as a form of punishment.[57] "
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ITT I learned that never pooping is bad, but constantly pooping is also bad, and that pooping the correct amount requires discipline, careful planning, and dietary supplementation.
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It is by my will alone I put my poop in motion
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It's like the three bears, can't poo poo too much or too little, gotta poo poo just right
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Aegis Bear posted:It's like the three bears, can't poo poo too much or too little, gotta poo poo just right This would be the worst children's book ever.
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Colonel Cancer posted:It is by my will alone I put my poop in motion
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