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National High Score Registry. For only $120/year plus shipping and handling your name and all associated high scores can be featured in a leatherbound National High Score Registry w/ embossed and gilded letters and the year of the volume. The registry is organized both alphabetically and in score order by game. It is 1050 pages of very small print.
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Diap3r by Razer
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Dec 21, 2021 00:32
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Has anyone suggested liquid cooled gamer chair (with catheter)?
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Phone chat hotline only instead of a woman talking to them in a sexy voice it's a guy with a deep, masculine voice telling them how awesome they are and reassuring them that they're the real chads and they haven't wasted their life.
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Gamer girl vomit in a sippy cup. The cup has Mario's face on it.
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A Mario mascot costume and inside is a full life support system and internal gaming rig so you never have to leave.
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A toy pokeyball with a live tarantula in it.
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An LED billboard that says "A link to the past"and has a picture of Yoshi on it
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Yoshi flavored coffee creamer that's really just half and half with some clam juice added E: the carton has Luigi sitting on a cow on it
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Yoshi eggs (dyed to look like they are from the game) sold in grocery stores. Yoshi is on the cover straining furiously to push an egg from his rear end in a top hat. Also the eggs are balut
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Dec 21, 2021 15:02
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CheatEngine but for girls
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Metroid Go On My Face pee jugs that have Samus on then so you never have to leave the game chair
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tri-force tattoo
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High end gaming keyboard where every press rings a bell as loud as if you're at a service counter
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Edible controllers
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VR headsets for cats
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Dec 21, 2021 15:31
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Local, independent contractors who for $50 will dress up as master chief come to your home and punch you wherever you want
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Dec 21, 2021 15:33
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A Yoshi sex toy that when you squeeze it the tongue pops out.
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a non-toxic, indigestible yoshi egg which you can swallow and pass harmlessly— just like yoshi!
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Dec 21, 2021 16:14
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Big Beef City posted:Metroid Go On My Face pee jugs that have Samus on then so you never have to leave the game chair I was gonna ask if you meant her face on the inside of the jug or her suit exhaust port on the outside by the spout, but, of course, it's both.
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Dec 21, 2021 16:17
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A skeletal archer that stalks your home and tries to kill you. Has RGB lights in eye sockets.
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Applewhite posted:"Girl repellant" stink spray for your armpits. Thread was over here tbh Lmao at so many of these
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A dog that is trained to hide and trap itself somewhere in your house, so that you then have to go and free it.
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Bula Vinaka posted:A dog that is trained to hide and trap itself somewhere in your house, so that you then have to go and free it. This is called a cat.
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comes with a stream overlay to show your chair rocking pitch angle at any given moment.
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A quad rotor drone with face and mouth tracking that will identify when your mouth is open and can be programmed to fire a n Utz cheese ball into your mouth while you are talking if you are tipped a certain amount while streaming
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Dec 22, 2021 13:40
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Prophet of Nixon posted:This is called a cat. This check out. Had a cat that got trapped in dressers, drawers, between security doors, rooms and under a garage. For independent creatures they sure need their humans a lot.
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Dec 22, 2021 13:49
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frumpykvetchbot posted:comes with a stream overlay to show your chair rocking pitch angle at any given moment. I’d be down just for a poang with a comfortable cushion.
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frumpykvetchbot posted:comes with a stream overlay to show your chair rocking pitch angle at any given moment. i wish this was real
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Dec 22, 2021 14:58
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A bed with Rumble Pak support, plus you can save a record of your dreams to an SD card and view them later.
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Dec 22, 2021 15:18
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A Fancy Hat posted:Disposable, one time use clothing. The CEO of the "Soylent" company literally does this in real life he has custom made jumpsuits delivered to him every day that he throws away so he doesn't have to wash them
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Dec 22, 2021 15:34
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zero-suit (tm) its an undershirt you wear that helps reduce your stink, but it makes you think its doing something gamer instead
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Dec 22, 2021 15:36
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GolfHole posted:zero-suit (tm) and it's reversible so you can exert your dominance at lan parties
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Item Getter posted:The CEO of the "Soylent" company literally does this in real life he has custom made jumpsuits delivered to him every day that he throws away so he doesn't have to wash them gently caress that guy
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:gently caress that guy You'd be the first 
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Dec 22, 2021 16:28
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maybe soylent is clothes???
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oh poo poo i think i might have found it its a title you can pay for that you can put on your resume or business cards or whatever, like BA or PhD or BAFTA. something verifiable on a database. and it's subscription service. the title reflects how much youre paying. entry level title is noob. im going to be rich.
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