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wordsauce posted:is this a thing? It's called ASMR, it's a fetish/special snowflake thing the internet likes to pretend is an actual psychological phenomenon even though there's no real scientific evidence of it.
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BiggerBoat posted:I've always been a big fan of columnists Jim Anchower and Jean Teasdale. I even bought Jean's book, "A Book of Jean's Own" Is the book just a collection of her articles or is it new material?
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...of SCIENCE! posted:This is a meme from like two years ago. Jesus who gives a poo poo dude
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's called ASMR, it's a fetish/special snowflake thing the internet likes to pretend is an actual psychological phenomenon even though there's no real scientific evidence of it. Yeah the whole thing is creepy as hell and reddit seems obsessed with it, so that tells you where it lies on the internet scale, I think.
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Farecoal posted:Jesus who gives a poo poo dude because the entire reason I like the Onion is that it isn't Reddit's warmed-over poo poo like every other website copy-pasting the bing bong theory meme is like if The Onion had an article that was a picture of a shiba inu and the text was "Such headline, much text, wow", it's lazy poo poo and deserves to be made fun of
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Beyoncé Makes Susan B. Anthony Look Like A poo poo-Sucking Gutter Feminist I actually had to take a quick walk to the bathroom halfway through this because I was laughing too hard in the office. Don’t get me wrong—I love Susan B. Anthony. I think she was an incredibly brave and inspiring person, and all American women are indebted to her fight for suffrage. It’s just that, compared to Beyoncé, Susan B. Anthony is a garbage queen who eats and shits trash.
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Lifeguard Would Save Drowning Man, But Who Is He To Play God? I like how the lifeguard's name is a nice tip to Nation’s Blakes Cruise Easily Through Lifeguard Tryouts
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quote:AP Reporter In Gaza Needs Another Term For ‘Blood-Soaked’
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Graviija posted:Why I Stopped Watching Porn And So Should You This is loving funny. Zesty Mordant posted:Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed at the unusually large amounts of blood THE BLOOD HAS YOU
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's called ASMR, it's a fetish/special snowflake thing the internet likes to pretend is an actual psychological phenomenon even though there's no real scientific evidence of it.
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Strudel Man posted:Hm? I never heard of it having a name before now, but it's certainly something I've experienced. What do you mean, no evidence of it? IT BEGINS
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hoo boy can't sleep without my dose of ASMR no sir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
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Other Than The Ever-Looming Threat Of Annihilation, We’re Not So Different, You And Iquote:Do you love food? I love food! Most days, I accompany my mother to the local marketplace, which is not unlike your grocery stores. They are somewhat unlike your grocery stores in the sense that, at literally any instant, my tiny body could be shredded by a car packed with explosives, and you also must haggle to get a fair price, which I understand is not part of American culture.
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Things you never thought you'd see posted: Clickhole just made me cry.
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Comic-Con Exclusive: Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals
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Tracula posted:Comic-Con Exclusive: Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals Well that's 15 minutes I can't get back. 
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bilperkins2 posted:So much research had to have been done on that. No kidding, I think the fact that The Onion did so much work for a two minute video is hilarious in its own way.
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Tracula posted:Comic-Con Exclusive: Michael Bay Gives Fans Sneak Peek At Ninja Turtles’ Hyper-Realistic CGI Genitals 
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Which One Of Those Shape Guys Are You, With The Hats? Make sure to look at the tags.
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Nation’s Gratuitously Sexual Couples Announce Plans To Wait In Line At Six Flags As someone who used their meal breaks to study for Community college classes, this was hilarious. Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books
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No article, but: Roger Goodell To NFL Players: "Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension"
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Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot
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I'm embarrased at the number of friends who have shared this on Facebook. The article is funny though. http://empirenews.net/body-found-under-motel-bed-police-claim-its-been-there-5-years/
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wordsauce posted:I'm embarrased at the number of friends who have shared this on Facebook. The article is funny though. Egh, I know EmpireNews is satire but theres something so click baity about their headlines that really rubs me wrong. Tracula has a new favorite as of 19:12 on Jul 26, 2014 |
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If the joke is supposed to be that the rooms are so dirty that nobody noticed a dead body, I'm sorry, you failed.
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Yeah, Empire News is kinda terrible. They also have a sports one that ran this: WWE Legend The Undertaker Found Dead In Texas Home. It's kind of a tasteless thing to do in the first place but it was three loving days after Ultimate Warrior passed away as well so a bit too soon and as I said there's no real 'satire' to it, just clickbait bullshit.
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The Onion Looks Back At "The Shining" This was a while ago, but I enjoy Pete's bitterness. The actual actor who played Danny Torrance retired from acting when he was 9 and has since become a science teacher. Tracula posted:Yeah, Empire News is kinda terrible. They also have a sports one that ran this: WWE Legend The Undertaker Found Dead In Texas Home.
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I honestly can't tell if Empire News is trying to be funny. There's no jokes in the stories, but why else would they write them? Just for clickbait? (probably)
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 5 U.S.-Backed Regimes That Failed So Hard They Won
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Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer That took me a minute to get.
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ultrafilter posted:Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer I bet Ginsburg was the dissenting vote.
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Is it just me or has The Onion/Clickhole just been getting consistently better and better? I have a few old favorite articles but everything seems so perfectly on point when it's relevant to real news and their fun/silly things are only going up in quality too.
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ultrafilter posted:Supreme Court Issues 7-1 Decision To Find Scalia's Killer That is such a genius headline. The beauty of that joke is simply sublime.
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