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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidShuster/status/872671993820323841

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Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Beelerzebub posted:

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/comey-testimony-republicans-ready-talking-points-ahead-hearing-n769566

Shouldn't this be a non-partisan thing? Wait. I forgot. Fake news and Democrats hate America. Never mind. Carry on.

They've been preparing talking points for weeks now:

- "Frequently, people who go along a treasonous path do not know they are on a treasonous path until it is too late," Brennan said. <--- LOL

- "Collusion is not a crime" - Fox News <--- LOL

- Hackers were actually "patriotically minded" private citizens - Putin <--- LOL

Conclusion: :hmbol:

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Plavski posted:

I wouldn't get your hopes up for major lols

As always, the real lols will come from Trump's twitter

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Inept posted:

As always, the real lols will come from Trump's twitter

I don't like it, it's just too quiet.
A calm before the storm if you will.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
stream this bitch over here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67-iTpIqZrU

works internationally

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

loving showboat.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9lVjc5eZro

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3cXUi0l83c

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
Comey's no-nonsense ethicality is obviously a lot of posturing and carefully crafted public image, because it doesn't even really hold up consistently. But I'm glad we at least have someone pretending that ethics is important in public image

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007


I was hoping that was the case. Get the already known details out early and save the juicy cuts for tv

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
The hearing room is a mad house right now

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"It is Gameday in Washington!" - over-eager WaPo reporter

lol, 4.5 months into his administration Donald Malfoy Trump has bars open at 10:00 AM in DC so people can watch testimony of his former FBI Director (who he fired by telling the media first) testify before Congress and will be live-tweeting the event against the wishes of his nanny-advisors.

People are treating it like it's a holiday/championship because they don't know how else to process this dark madness

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Kumo posted:

"It is Gameday in Washington!" - over-eager WaPo reporter

lol, 4.5 months into his administration Donald Malfoy Trump has bars open at 10:00 AM in DC so people can watch testimony of his former FBI Director (who he fired by telling the media first) testify before Congress and will be live-tweeting the event against the wishes of his nanny-advisors.
While Republican PACs have been airing TV ads against a witness in a Senate hearing before he testifies.

Surrealol.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Just lol if it took Tromp becoming president for you to start drinking at ten am

ricro
Dec 22, 2008

Kumo posted:

People are treating it like it's a holiday/championship because they don't know how else to process this dark madness
This is p much all politics since I've been alive

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Kumo posted:

People are treating it like it's a holiday/championship because they don't know how else to process this dark madness

Closest equivalent I can draw is the OJ trial. There's something about a whole media circus aspect added into something that should be mundane as gently caress that just draws people in.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Viruswithshoes posted:

I was hoping that was the case. Get the already known details out early and save the juicy cuts for tv

Lol. You fools are so gullible.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/statu...%3D2683%23pti25

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Super Deluxe is doing a live remix of the Comey Testimony, in 15 minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3cXUi0l83c

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol. You fools are so gullible.

The irony in this post is palpable

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

haljordan posted:

Just lol if it took Tromp becoming president for you to start drinking at ten am

look i don't tell you how to manage your disease

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol. You fools are so gullible.

Welcome to the Comey GDT friend. This is a BYOLOL event, and I'm glad to see you came prepared.

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Please ignore the obvious trolls and idiots.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Best food to watch the testimony with, NACHOS? or hamburgers?

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




crow

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

tao of lmao posted:

Please ignore the obvious trolls and idiots.

The obvious idiot who says this amounts to nothing and you're being hyped up

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



1500quidporsche posted:

Closest equivalent I can draw is the OJ trial. There's something about a whole media circus aspect added into something that should be mundane as gently caress that just draws people in.

I can promise you that the former head of the FBI testifying about the president's crimes is not "mundane as gently caress" and instead may turn out to be one of the most significant events in US history even if there's nothing more than his already given statement.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

Lime Tonics posted:

Best food to watch the testimony with, NACHOS? or hamburgers?

burnt steak tossed in ketchup and piss

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Whose a good dog? Whose a gooood doggg?

Where's the tape?

You're a good dog!

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Here's the official youtub one if anyone is having trouble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGuJjfQSL_I

give us ths pissssssss

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




actually it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3cXUi0l83c

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

My body is ready

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Comey in da house

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




i really can't stress how funny that super deluxe stream is, if only for the glam rock theme

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
:siren:NO FLAG PIN ON LAPEL! UNAMERICAN!:siren:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"I am ready for the noble war." - Comeyface strong

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Let's goooooo

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nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Is the chairman smirking a little bit or am I imagining that?

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