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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

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Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

That sounds about right, actually

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

You shouldn't let those art pieces from Beetlejuice use your computer, I agree.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

People who don't name their network upset me. When I check areas for wifi it will generally be poo poo like:
107898
23807A
290C29
TELUS0122
TELUS9382
TELUS0119
dlink002
dlink
dlink93820
SHAW-BFC49
SHAW-2F1CC
SHAW-1CG45
Smithfamily

Come ON you fucks.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I named mine "The Hall of the Mountain King," because I was listening to Savatage when I set it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOKoLiOkWWQ

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I name mine, "Suck me off, daddy" so that tech support has to say it out loud.

No, I'm not being serious, you dink.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I was once visiting my brother and one of his neighbours had my favourite one: HideYoKidsHideYoWiFi.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

In the area around my office I see Bad Bitches Only Clubhouse, New England Clam Router, and oh! you found your dad.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

I use Bill Wi the Science Fi, and my extender is "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


borat voice my wifi

e: my username would be a good 1 as well i guess

Pondex
Jul 8, 2014

Bertrand Hustle posted:

In the area around my office I see Bad Bitches Only Clubhouse, New England Clam Router, and oh! you found your dad.



There's something about 100% commitment to a doofy idea.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Pondex posted:

There's something about 100% commitment to a doofy idea.

Ash Wendsday

Took me a second.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Aramoro posted:

It's probably also worth pointing out that he conflates all minorities and criminals with 'the left'. It's a kind of No True Scotsman of it's own, the Right are god fearing law abiding (White) citizens therefore all crime is committed by the left.

I guess that goes along with the fox news tradition of putting a D next to the name of any politician having a sex scandal

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Inzombiac posted:

Ash Wendsday

Took me a second.

:doh:

I knew it was Wednesday dressed like Ash, but I didn't put it together.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Please go an see your primary care physician if your penis is green. That is not a healthy shade of genitals.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Those bananas gently caress

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



Mine has gone black and I’ll never go back

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Tiny Lowtax posted:

Mine has gone black and I’ll never go back

RIP Tiny Lowtax dilz, died of excessive masturbation.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Tiny Lowtax posted:

Mine has gone black and I’ll never go back

Tiny Lotax's dilz, saw a v and died.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Mine has gone black and I’ll never go back

Very apealing

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Cartoonishly slipping on my discarded dick skin

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Inzombiac posted:

I name mine, "Suck me off, daddy" so that tech support has to say it out loud.

I named mine "salty feces" because I thought it was hilarious. One time when my router was acting up I called tech support and the guy asked me what was my wifi's name. It was embarrassing. :shrek: I don't know if he really needed that information (he renamed the wifi to "salty feces1" temporarily) or he knew it and just wanted to hear me say it.

Doctor Malaver has a new favorite as of 00:11 on Sep 14, 2018

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Besesoth posted:

I don't think Ben Garrison knows how folding knives work.

I read his insane rant and that's supposed to be a switchblade.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

My father-in-law is a huge Beatles fan so when I help them set up their wifi I called it SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubLAN.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Inzombiac posted:

I name mine, "Suck me off, daddy" so that tech support has to say it out loud.

No, I'm not being serious, you dink.
I share a mobile family plan with my parents and named my phone SHITBIRD in the account management page, which amused the clerk when I went in for a new phone. He was very carefully not mentioning it, until I did and we laughed about it together. "That's MS. Shitbird to you, young man."

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Inzombiac posted:

Ash Wendsday

Took me a second.

Oh gently caress that is good poo poo, I couldn't figure it out for the life of me knowing both characters.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/CObippT.mp4

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Did they all learn to walk from the same dog or what?

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Vietnamwees posted:

Did they all learn to walk from the same dog or what?

I think the puppies are having trouble walking normally on such a slick floor, so they revert to some sort of canine tadpole amalgamation.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
See dogs seadog.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


My best one was "Protect Ya Net"

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

My brother told me about some article he read that was about the specific wireless router names that you could use, and they were all along the lines of these.

Tears for Fears
Aug 26, 2005

by Smythe

Vietnamwees posted:

My brother told me about some article he read that was about the specific wireless router names that you could use, and they were all along the lines of these.

That’s great I bet he liked reading that article!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

NewFatMike posted:

My best one was "Protect Ya Net"

I found “a series of tubes” once in the wild.

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
Used to have one named "DEA Surveillance Van".

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."
I wanted to name mine No Collusion in Russian, but it wouldn't accept Cyrillic script. So I named it [REDACTED].

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Johnny Aztec posted:

I found “a series of tubes” once in the wild.

That's the name for mine. I knew I wasn't being original, but god drat it, I like it.

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