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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
First thing I do in the morning is fold up my sleeping bag penis.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

SiKboy posted:

Have you tried getting a japanese lady to rub it in public?

Then it just gets all pixelated.

dobbymoodge
Mar 8, 2005

SomeJazzyRat posted:

This video has probably been posted about 2 dozen times this thread, but that won't stop me cause it's criminal not to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

From way back but I'm glad someone posted this.

Splizwarf
Jun 15, 2007
It's like there's a soup can in front of me!

davidspackage posted:

Then it just gets all pixelated.

:hfive:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I've seen some pixelation injuries coming in to the ER. It ain't pretty I tell you

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Stoatbringer posted:

Hulk UNGGFFFHHH!

FTFY

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Karate Bastard posted:

I've seen some pixelation injuries coming in to the ER. It ain't pretty I tell you

Ya gotta train up to it, they should be starting with a fleshlight made of lego and moving up.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
A hotdog that's too big for the bun? D...Doobie's Dogs?

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
More like Dubious Dogs :v:
...sorry

(how many times has that joke been made?)

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jab8gUPSGmU

MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Would.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Passion fruit!


e: oh holy gently caress I was joking because the skin and leaves look kinda like giant Jamaican passion fruit but IT REALLY IS

https://www.pri.org/stories/2011-03-04/brazil-putting-penis-passion-fruit

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



elise the great posted:

Passion fruit!


e: oh holy gently caress I was joking because the skin and leaves look kinda like giant Jamaican passion fruit but IT REALLY IS

https://www.pri.org/stories/2011-03-04/brazil-putting-penis-passion-fruit

That old crone is 53? That drat dickfruit is taking years off her life but by the look in her eyes she thinks it's worth it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowy posted:

That old crone is 53?

third world countries are a hell of a drug

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
Please don't crone shame.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
Not having an IT job actually makes your body look like you use it

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe
This really belongs here.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Wowporn posted:

Not having an IT job actually makes your body look like you use it

What do you mean? That's a cron job if I've ever seen one.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
You can google "Lularoe fail" or "Lularoe print fail" and find loads of these.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Root vegetable?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad




Very good, very good!

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib

Hmm. How do I get this as my avatar. ..

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
...very carefully!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Astrofig posted:

Root vegetable?

dictator, surely

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Hey guys we in the know call that a dicta


Memento posted:

dictator, surely

gently caress

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Here's a tip - take a look at almost any interview with that actress, Miriam Margolyes. She is absolutely amazing.
To paraphrase her: "He was in the army, so I finished him off with my hand. You've got to support your troops!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Around 6" in Roswell.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Gromit posted:

Here's a tip - take a look at almost any interview with that actress, Miriam Margolyes. She is absolutely amazing.
To paraphrase her: "He was in the army, so I finished him off with my hand. You've got to support your troops!"
That's Miriam Margolyes? I love her!

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Gromit posted:

Miriam Margolyes.

Miriam Dohaeris.

Wait... eh, close enough.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Marcade posted:

What do you mean? That's a cron job if I've ever seen one.

:getout:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

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