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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 2, 2016 07:10:
Congratulations, Boingo! You have passed D2 with flying colours and were lynchproof and bulletproof. But your next prediction is appearing for D3:



Oingo and Boingo chased after the three guys and their dog. While chasing them, although this isn't really important, the brothers passed a man with a very annoying face. The brothers hated guys who look like that. Even though he had done nothing wrong, Oingo senselessly punched him!

Today you must cruelly pick on someone who has done nothing to you! You must pick someone who has not ever voted for you previously. (So it can't be Kashuno, Anidav, Birdstrike, or tithin, or anyone else who sneaks in a vote for you before you make your opening effortpost)

Once you've decided on your target, you must write a big effortpost about why you're voting for them, and then cast your vote on them at the end. (I was going to try and come up with some objective measures like a minimum wordcount, but I trust that you understand the spirit of what a "big effortpost" is)

You must not vote for anyone else today. But to ram your point home, you must re-cast your vote on the same person a minimum of 10 times.

If you fail in this challenge, you will become hated, requiring 1 less vote to be lynched for the rest of the game. If you succeed, you will be lynchproof today and bulletproof during N3!

Those On My Left posted:

it was more than you deserved, shithead

Bifauxnen posted:

TOML gets bandwaggoned into oblivion. “If we are to assume everyone has powers, TOML is playing an exceptionally hands off game. He's either scum or no great loss to the town.” Meanwhile, Hiip is still alive. I wonder if Beet wouldn't have been so locked onto him because of his Day 3 objective? Note: Beet had failed his D3 objective from his first post. Didn't tell him till the end of the day.

Those On My Left posted:

Bifauxnen posted:

Oh yeah, one other tidbit since Seagull posted his PM - the dayfarts were "1d4" but on D1 when I saw him farting on Beet I just set it to 4.

Bifauxnen posted:

Oh yeah, one other tidbit since Seagull posted his PM - the dayfarts were "1d4" but on D1 when I saw him farting on Beet I just set it to 4.

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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 4, 2016 07:28:
Hello Boingo! Here is your new prediction for D4!



The brothers continued to track the Joestars. Oingo planted a bomb shaped like an orange in their car. Jotaro went flying!

Your task for today is to get someone else to pick up the orange. You must make at least one post that has the word "orange" somewhere in it. (you can make more than one if no one's biting, but this is a dangerous gamble, as I'll explain in a moment)

If another player quotes you saying "orange", you've made the first step. The orange is now in play, and the person who quoted you has picked it up.

From this point on, anyone who says the word "orange" of their own volition, outside a quote, (including yourself) will have the orange passed to them. But anyone who quotes you saying the word "orange" again passes it back to you. So the goal is to get someone to quote you, but ideally only once. You must encourage the use of the word "orange", but without being so over-the-top about spamming it all over that you screw yourself by getting it passed back to you all the time.

If someone else has the orange at the end of the day, you win your temporary lynchproof and bulletproof status again. If you hold the orange, or it was never put in play, you become further hated.

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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 5, 2016 12:08:
Never mind, I found the orange quote! You're all good! But the next day's prediction is already appearing.

"About your new prediction... I really can't believe it. There's no way something that ridiculous could actually happen!"



Now stick your fingers up Polnareff's nose and... Lucky! This is your chance to kill them all!

Today to follow your fate, you must do something very awkward and embarrassing! And what could be more awkward and embarrassing than... gratuitous flavour speculation?

To earn lynchproof and bulletproof status this time, you must make a minimum of 10 flavor speculation posts. Each one must speculate on the powers or nature and/or potential scumminess of a different unflipped Stand role.

To do your research, you can look at the Stand descriptions here. (only the top section, "Part III: Stardust Crusaders" applies.)
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Stands

If you haven't completed this by the end of the day, you will become further hated!

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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 8, 2016 01:46:


Yay! The chance to kill them has arrived! But be careful.



We should hide and see how things go. It's still too soon to get close to them.

Today you must stay in hiding until the critical moment! You must not cast any votes unless it's within 2 hours to deadline!

If you succeed, you will be lynchproof for D6 and bulletproof for N7. If you fail, you will become further hated.

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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 9, 2016 09:30:




This next attack will be the climax! If he fires all of his bullets into that pipe at noon sharp...

Today, you must act with decisive precision! You must cast one and only one vote today, and it must meet one of these conditions.

EITHER:

Option A) Cast your vote in a post timestamped at precisely 12:00pm (Brisbane time, so 1:00pm Sydney time)

OR:

Option B) Cast your vote so it is the 12th vote cast this day.

If you succeed, you will earn temporary lynchproof and bulletproof status. If you fail, you will become further hated!

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Bifauxnen wrote on Jan 11, 2016 06:33:
Bad news! Since your vote was not cast precisely 12th, you are now Hated x2!

After this unfortunate fiasco, Boingo takes some time to self-reflect.



Oingo... I'm starting to think revenge is really stupid.
If we use my Stand's predictions not for attacking others, but for our happiness and to help people in trouble...
People would love us, and I bet more good luck would come our way.
I'm sick of spending my life cowering under a box, afraid of everyone.

Take a free day today! You've earned it. Today no matter how you post or vote, you will be lynchproof for today and bulletproof for tonight.



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If it were that easy to change your personality and grow as a person, no one would ever suffer.
Boingo became even more depressed than before.

But starting tomorrow, you will no longer receive predictions! You must carry on for the rest of the game with your hated status.

Beetphyxious posted:

Pretty much. You were the easiest target and I had to tunnel.

Beetphyxious posted:

And your disengaged toml style is scummy as bro

Bifauxnen posted:

So on the final day, Beet was Hated x2 and only needed 2 votes to get lynched. And he could have been nightkilled.

Those On My Left posted:

but you blew your goal because you voted for me before your effort post, gj

Gwynplaine posted:

Town undoubtedly dropped the ball.

BUT


Never self vote.

Those On My Left posted:

my self vote was part of the long game, the long game being to get auspol to stop blindly following beet down every loving alley

Those On My Left posted:

tangled, keating and i had a number of chats once keating and i had died, and we were all like "holy poo poo beet is hugely influential in the mafias"

Beetphyxious posted:

Youre just confusing volume with influence

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Bifauxnen wrote on Dec 27, 2015 00:07:
Your fakeclaim is... Devo the Cursed!

Claimed alignment: DIO-aligned (town)
Stand: Ebony Devil



Devo's Stand resembles a voodoo doll, and has a severe drawback to its power. It only grows more powerful as its master becomes more hateful and vengeful. Meaning, Devo has to suffer pain to really power up his hatred, and thus his Stand.

Ability: PAYBACK
Your hatred meter will rise the more you are targeted by hostile night actions. Each night, you may also choose a target to visit, to try and speed things along. The target will beat you up, amplifying your hatred further. Once you have accumulated enough hatred towards a specific player, I will notify you and you can then choose on a following night to unleash your vengeance. This action works like a standard vigilante kill.

As someone pretending to be town, your win condition would be to eliminate all Joestar-aligned players.

*Standard Disclaimer: Fakeclaims are provided for the purposes of deception only and may not match your Stand's power exactly. If misunderstanding persists, consult your mod.

Infinitum posted:

Yeah on the last day BT was asking in scumdoc if she should go "Vote Beet if you're tired of being bossed around #vote_beet", and I advised against it because 'jokepost'.

She knew she was hosed for so long lol

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Bifauxnen wrote on Dec 27, 2015 00:15:
Your fakeclaim is... N'Doul!

Claimed alignment: DIO-aligned (town)
Stand: Geb



N'Doul is a blind man who uses his water-based Stand and keen hearing to sense things around him. He is passionately devoted to DIO.

Ability: HEIGHTENED SENSES
N'Doul is a special type of watcher. Instead of fishing around trying to think of who to watch, he stays in his hiding place and listens closely to what is around him. He can learn a lot just by carefully analyzing the vibrations of someone's footsteps. While he cannot choose his targets, he is at least always guaranteed to "see" something. Each night he successfully uses his action, he will either watch or voyeur someone at random out of all of the myriad actions performed that night.

As someone pretending to be town, your win condition would be to eliminate all Joestar-aligned players.

*Standard Disclaimer: Fakeclaims are provided for the purposes of deception only and may not match your Stand's power exactly. If misunderstanding persists, consult your mod.

Beetphyxious posted:

I've been killed very early in a lot of games. Gwyn was talking about it earlier this game actually.

Youre just confusing volume with influence

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Bifauxnen wrote on Dec 26, 2015 23:49:
Your fakeclaim is... Rubber Soul!

Claimed alignment: DIO-aligned (town)
Stand: Yellow Temperance



Rubber Soul's Stand is a very unusual one. Unlike most Stands which are invisible to normal people, his can become visible by binding to ordinary matter. Its amorphous blob-like nature also makes it practically invincible. It can corrode his enemy's flesh and absorb the organic matter to become even more powerful.

Ability: ORGANIC ABSORBPTION

Once per night, you may PM me a target for this night action. If successful, you absorb some organic matter from your target. One visit will not be enough to harm them, but multiple visits on the same person may have harmful effects. As you make more successful visits, you will gradually earn yourself shots of bulletproof ability.

As someone pretending to be town, your win condition would be to eliminate all Joestar-aligned players.

*Standard Disclaimer: Fakeclaims are provided for the purposes of deception only and may not match your Stand's power exactly. If misunderstanding persists, consult your mod.

Infinitum posted:

Nah this is my ~First Game~ and even I can see you were pretty influential.

People, from my perspective at least, would just fall in line with whatever you were claiming that day.

Birdstrike posted:

TOML I think you had a partial(?) defence of Mith on d2 which probably detracted more from your cause than Beet.

Bifauxnen posted:

The moral of the story is - don't try to out-JoJo the mod

The Lord of Hats posted:

I didn't appreciate you two making fun of my incredibly obtuse math

Really, the important thing that came out of that was me going "Wait, I'm a moron, Gwyn has to be town, and that means b_t has to be scum (or there's 2 ninjas)".

Babifying Iajanus at the end was a weird bit of logic based on assuming two scum--if we lynched town we were just dead. But if there had been another scum besides b_t, I'd have almost guaranteed a win, because we could just vote Seagull the next day, and Iajanus would be cut off of NK regardless.

Bifauxnen posted:

For Mith's fakeclaim, I was a bit disappointed it never saw the light of day. I wonder if it would have "confirmed" her in people's eyes if she demonstrated results?

Beetphyxious posted:

No no, it was solely me responsible for getting toml lynched. He was blameless.

Infinitum posted:

Poor Mith and her 'I hate lying' schtick.

Would love to hear the explanation of why you don't like to lie Mith.

Mithranderp posted:

Mainly because the thought of lying (even in a stupid game like mafia) gives me terrible anxiety and makes me think I'm a terrible person, so I try to avoid it.

But tbh it's getting in the way of my fun in the game so I might abandon that policy from now on.

Bifauxnen posted:

The moral of the story is - don't try to out-JoJo the mod

Beetphyxious posted:

Yeha I honestly never believed it until this game, so I am going to ask you day 1 if you are scum in all future games with the only viable answer being yes or no.

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Infinitum, you are currently removed from the game as if you were dead - you must not speak to anyone about the game under any circumstances!

You will not be flipped yet. Things may happen in the future to change this situation.