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Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

oh good, now maybe they'll figure out how important the fbi was to comey & use that as a means to get him to talk

"can't infect the investigative team"

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I'm the quarter face guy in the background.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




tapes

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat

Lacey posted:

lol can you imagine working any job for less than 6 months and failing this spectacularly

while everyone around you is giving themselves stress ulcers just from trying to keep you from failing

lol


Absurd caricature of an infantile rich man flailing around from day one embarrassing himself and everyone except a small proportion of similarly broken brained losers and folks who think, aside from the serial killing, that Patrick Bateman was a cool guy. Durr, but no piss tape guys!

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Lol I love how a big part of the story is how creepy comey thinks trump is


He stood behind curtains

He asked Sessions to not let him be alone with trump

just now hes saying "i really just wanted to get the fucker off the telephone"


Again, the hierarchy of people who don't want to be left alone with one another

1) Comey (doesnt want to be alone with trump)
2) All of us
3) Melania (doesnt want to be alone with trump but married him)
4) Trump
5) Trump supporters (whom trump does not want to ever be left alone with)

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lol, little marco rubio

sometimes i forget him and paul ryan are two separate people

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

If nobody mentions the piss tape, at least in passing in a "allegations of disturbing personal videos" kind of way, I will lose any remaining faith I have in American democracy.

Dianne Feinstein, you were elected to represent the American people, and the American people are demanding the piss tape!

It's not real so no one is going to say anything about it

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Neukoln19 posted:

Lol I love how a big part of the story is how creepy comey thinks trump is


He stood behind curtains

He asked Sessions to not let him be alone with trump

just now hes saying "i really just wanted to get the fucker off the telephone"


Again, the hierarchy of people who don't want to be left alone with one another

1) Comey (doesnt want to be alone with trump)
2) All of us
3) Melania (doesnt want to be alone with trump but married him)
4) Trump
5) Trump supporters (whom trump does not want to ever be left alone with)

I would like to be alone with trump and kiss him on the lips and then we could do a 1on1 basketball game.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Minimalist Program posted:

I'm the quarter face guy in the background.

That guy has looked like a scared whipped dog the whole hearing. I wonder who he is and what I can do to make him feel better :ohdear:

ambient robot
Apr 23, 2014

by Lowtax
beware the cloud

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




this cloud is getting haxed

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I guess we have to wait until tomorrow morning for Trump to get his twitter meltdown on.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE LET TRUMP USE HIS TWITTER

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
rubio has massive ears

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




guarantee the next tweet from trump is going to be a 10/10 banger

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






I would honestly kill to know how they've kept Trump from tweeting so far

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
God Trump must be using every trick in the book with his handlers to get his tiny hands on that phone.

Comey's Siren call.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005


Senator Rubio, what big ears you have....

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

haljordan posted:

I would honestly kill to know how they've kept Trump from tweeting so far

I hope his phone has been stolen

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol,

Trump status : Fine

Your status : Still Cucked

haha please do not let go of your trump support ever it will only add to the joy.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




haljordan posted:

I would honestly kill to know how they've kept Trump from tweeting so far

one of his aides has a dartgun, much like they use at the zoo

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Dumping chum in the water, Feinstein releases Marco Rubio from his sub-aquatic restraints.

Comey smoothly runs a comb through his basically still immaculate hair, and jackknifed into the water, leaving no ripples as he broke the water's surface.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/congressedits/s...genumber%3D2717

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



:allears: I voted for this crazy man. Shine on you crazy ex-presidente.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Rubio is such a wang

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

rubio - "you said you would be loyally honest"

comey - "honestly loyal"

gallery laughs

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



well why not posted:

guarantee the next tweet from trump is going to be a 10/10 banger

The next tweet on the account is definitely going to be staff written and lawyer vetted. We've got a little bit of time before "don't tweet anything stupid" falls out Trump's brain again and we get something amazing. If he goes to the UK, then it'll probably be when he gets back.

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

well why not posted:

guarantee the next tweet from trump is going to be a 10/10 banger

redbackground fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Jun 8, 2017

buddychrist10
Nov 4, 2009

Obtuse.....even hokey.
Marco trying to get the award for asking the most questions.

Optical Inch
Oct 26, 2002

Soiled Meat

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

It's not real so no one is going to say anything about it


Hey, knucklehead - no one thinks the existence of a piss tape is somehow determinative in showing Tormp is a loving imbecile. No piss tape = still imbecile. Yes piss tape = still imbecile.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




ullilillia voice

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

lol, under "Notable Examples" it just says "Donald Trump" with no context.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"trump is a fart c/d?" - the gentleman from oregon

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Holy poo poo what happened to Ron Wyden

JessicaSanders
Feb 23, 2007

haljordan posted:

I would honestly kill to know how they've kept Trump from tweeting so far

They are re-airing a tape of fox news from earlier this morning over and over so he doesn't know its Comey time.

Terper
Jun 26, 2012


"It stinks... like piss!"

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Oh good, Jesse Ventura is getting a show on Russian state TV

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
Wow, they have an undead in the senate? America is more forward-thinking than I thought!

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Comey is like the dude who already put in his 2 weeks and is in give a gently caress mode, I wish he had been like this a year ago

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005



The picture really tells you everything you need to know about Jesse V, his show, and Russian state TV

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