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Every time a cop uses the word "civilian", they should be charged with stolen valor.
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Man everyone is missing the point of Hillary running for office. If she wins they can finally add that episode of Sliders to netflix where she was President in a female dominated world.
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pentyne posted:I'll never forgot watching that night when Karl Rove started aggressively trying to argue it wasn't a decided election and a Fox News anchor actually went down to speak to the electoral statistic experts and ask them if they were confidant in calling it for Obama. They were, 100%. Oh my god yeah when he jacked like 10 mins of airtime to argue it wasn't fair to call the election for Obama, while Fox were flashing OBAMA RE-ELECTED under him the entire time.
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Vertical Lime posted:And Rush is now losing his Indy affiliate: Die monster, Die!
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pentyne posted:Man everyone is missing the point of Hillary running for office. If she wins they can finally add that episode of Sliders to netflix where she was President in a female dominated world. Why do you think the right is so scared of her, it's a documentary as far as they're concerned. edit John Stossel is trying to pretend he's a reasonable person again. quote:Fox Business host John Stossel joined Fox News' "The O'Reilly Factor" on Tuesday night to tell host Bill O'Reilly that Christianity is not under attack. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/john-stossel-o-reilly-war-christianity Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Apr 15, 2015 |
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Mr Jaunts posted:GOB Bluth for president 
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Sir Tonk posted:John Stossel is trying to pretend he's a reasonable person again. Nah, it's just the normal Libertarian 5-minute rule. Keep him talking and STOSSEL: GAY MARRIAGE MOVEMENT ‘HAS MOVED FROM TOLERANCE TO TOTALITARIANISM’ posted:STOSSEL: ...Look, I’m for gay marriage, but I think this movement has moved from tolerance to totalitarianism — it’s the totalitarianism of the left.
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http://www.forwardprogressives.com/mike-huckabee-goes-on-insane-rant-will-call-fire-heaven/ Mike Huckabee has threatened to fire the holy ion cannon of god: quote:“I stand here on Mt. Carmel today,” he continued, “and I hope that, if called upon, I would be willing to stand all by myself and to call fire from Heaven and believe that God will answer even if there are hundreds and hundreds of false prophets on the other side. You may stand here someday and be called upon to call the fire from Heaven. I hope you’re ready to believe that God will answer that prayer.”
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SnakePlissken posted:Die monster, Die! Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.forwardprogressives.com/mike-huckabee-goes-on-insane-rant-will-call-fire-heaven/ 
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isildur posted:Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you! But it'll be enough talk any day now, just you wait. Then I'll have at you!
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Bunleigh posted:Today David Brooks grudgingly wrote that body cameras are probably a good idea before writing an entire column about how sad it is we'll lose the Andy Griffith-like relationship he imagines America has with its cops. loving duh. I'm surprised he could write that line without recognizing the irony.
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LloydDobler posted:loving duh. I'm surprised he could write that line without recognizing the irony. Once again, David Brooks taught a course which he titled "Humility."
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.forwardprogressives.com/mike-huckabee-goes-on-insane-rant-will-call-fire-heaven/  Do it. Seriously, do it.
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.forwardprogressives.com/mike-huckabee-goes-on-insane-rant-will-call-fire-heaven/ I don't understand his argument because being a christian I rarely (if ever) heard any pastor that spoke towards me ever go out of his way to discuss politics on the pulpit. Generally it had to do with what Jesus said (spoiler alert: He was pretty awesome), and how we should apply it to our own life. How we should try our hardest to try to emulate Christ, among other things. Why is this a problem? I don't come to Church to be talked down to like I'm google searching #TCOT, but rather I'm looking for spiritual guidance. It saddens me because I really want to be involved with the faith more but it feels like people like Huckabee have done their best to try to burn down any bridge between people like me because they seem to crave power and influence, rather than actually serving God. e: Notice how he only cites old testament verses? FuzzySkinner fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Apr 15, 2015 |
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FuzzySkinner posted:I don't understand his argument because being a christian I rarely (if ever) heard any pastor that spoke towards me ever go out of his way to discuss politics on the pulpit. Generally it had to do with what Jesus said (spoiler alert: He was pretty awesome), and how we should apply it to our own life. How we should try our hardest to try to emulate Christ, among other things. It was always weird to me as a Jew hearing this poo poo too. Like, yea obviously the line between 'politics' and 'religion/culture' is blurred on the Israel issue so I've heard plenty of Rabbis use their position to speak on that, but I can't imagine how all but the most Conservative group would react to a Rabbi talking politics from the authority as a spiritual teacher. Like, yea I guess if it was a social issue like gays or minority rights I can see it being more a 'ok a little heavyhanded but yea he felt this was his place to share his view' but like, a Rabbi going off about the fuckin tax code outside of casual conversation or something would be looked at like an utter madman in most every community. I mean it helps I guess that for us a Rabbi is just a very wise person who has devoted themselves to studying God's laws rather than THE SPEAKER FOR GOD but unless I'm missing something that's not really a 'thing' in most Christian branches too, right? Like Catholics view priests and all as a 'go-between' kinda (in glib terms) but I don't think protestants have a thing where they think a priest speaks with God's authority on the whole, do they?
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CommieGIR posted:http://www.forwardprogressives.com/mike-huckabee-goes-on-insane-rant-will-call-fire-heaven/ 2 Kings 1:9-15 posted:9 Then he sent to Elijah a captain with his company of fifty men. The captain went up to Elijah, who was sitting on the top of a hill, and said to him, “Man of God, the king says, ‘Come down!’” Cythereal posted:
 I wanna see Huckabee get some of that Old Testament "active intervention" God going.And no cheating by using JDAMs Huckabee.  "Multiple JDAMs pinpointed to your exact location" might be considered fire from Heaven/divine intervention 2000 years ago, but we can tell the difference now. (ISIL probably can't though. )
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fade5 posted:And no cheating by using JDAMs Huckabee. I'm okay with this. As long as the JDAMs hit him first.
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Get it???
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get it??? I never pegged him at being so open about his proclivities.
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OAquinas posted:I never pegged him at being so open about his proclivities. Someone had to take that picture
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If I were Clinton's campaign manager, I'd tell her to go to a KFC. Not even a community outreach thing, literally just walk in, get some chicken to go, and leave after making some small talk with the cashier and maybe a few families there. Time how long it takes for someone to go on air and ask "Clinton spotted at a KFC! Is she trying to win the government niggotiator vote before Ben Carson announces?"
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get it???
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His tax return came in so time to party? Doesn't make a whole lotta sense to relate that to tax day though.
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I'm glad he's practicing safe sex.
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He's getting raped by the government you guys.
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Oh That makes the photo even more stupid Yeah that fits
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Nice of the government to lube up, that poo poo is expensive.
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crowder tears are a better lubricant though 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get it??? No, but then I don't get any of his other jokes.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get it??? I took this just to be a self aware reference to him being a dick.
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Phone posted:crowder tears are a better lubricant though Cheap and free too. There is something pretty off about him beyond just being third rate conservative commentator. The apparent pride he takes in "waiting until marriage," the half-assed dressing in drag, and whatever that picture is supposed to be paint a picture of something far from well-adjusted. There's either twink heads or a LOT of leather and unusual furniture in his basement/office. bij fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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Apr 16, 2015 00:12
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Get it??? That KY Water based stuff sucks, is that the joke?
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finally on tax day he can make his way into his wife's completely uninterested vagina by using twelve entire bottles of lube also this guy looks kewl whaley fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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Apr 16, 2015 00:18
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I thought the joke was that he has to pay for sex, so he's happy about getting his tax return.
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With certain benefit plans offered by employers, you can get condoms with money you don't have to pay taxes on. A flexible spending account cartoon. Er, image.
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Oh wow, I always thought that applied to female contraception methods only, huh.
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site posted:Oh wow, I always thought that applied to female contraception methods only, huh. I'm a lady and I used mine to buy condoms and I put them on my boyfriend's penis and after that we engaged in sexual congress. Livin' the dream.  EDIT: Flex accounts are fuckin' great and I recommend at least putting $100 on one if your employer offers it. You can get the following with a flex debit card without any prescription: a google search posted:Athletic Braces & Supports Xibanya fucked around with this message at 00:46 on Apr 16, 2015 |
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