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Branis posted:the future of policing I'm so hard right now
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Branis posted:the future of policing lol
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Feb 15, 2015 13:47
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The most Detective detective http://nypost.com/2015/02/15/meet-the-most-decorated-detective-in-nypd-history/
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Feb 15, 2015 19:41
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Dang Smiling Jack you got a body count.
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Feb 15, 2015 20:22
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Pikehead posted:There is no tasering involved, nothing at all. Thanks, got bored of it after 2 min too. The guy says don't touch me, follow me all you like. Then after a few steps says they're terrorists for following. Then asks them questions, but refuses to let them speak.
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Feb 16, 2015 18:13
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Recently I had the police knocking at my door to investigate my car cause apparently a car with the exact same description and plate, minus one letter being different, was reported stolen in a nearby town. I just figured well, in a one in a million case it would happen to me cause I just have that luck (sadly it doesn't work out in winning me the lottery). My brother however thinks the cops made it up to inspect my car to see if it is street race capable cause my car is lowered. Is that a thing that actually happens?
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Feb 17, 2015 04:57
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Leal posted:Recently I had the police knocking at my door to investigate my car cause apparently a car with the exact same description and plate, minus one letter being different, was reported stolen in a nearby town. I just figured well, in a one in a million case it would happen to me cause I just have that luck (sadly it doesn't work out in winning me the lottery). My brother however thinks the cops made it up to inspect my car to see if it is street race capable cause my car is lowered. Is that a thing that actually happens? lol what does this even mean? He thinks the cops are checking it for NOS? e: cops don't give a crap about your mods until they see you driving like an rear end in a top hat beanieson fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 17, 2015 |
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Feb 17, 2015 05:06
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beanieson posted:lol what does this even mean? He thinks the cops are checking it for NOS? Yeah, his reasoning for it is that an undercover cop first showed up (a uniformed cop showed up a minute later) so that would be a waste of time and resources to have an undercover cop drive around looking for stolen cars, I just moved here the previous week and it was incredibly coincidental that an undercover cop just so happened to drive down our road and saw my plates right after I moved here. So to see if I had nos in the trunk and if I had any modifications under the hood they made up this story about the stolen car so they could check my hood and trunk to check the VIN numbers. I'll fully admit that my brother is loving dumb and hates the police cause surprise, doing stuff that is illegal will have the cops give you a hard time but its totally not his fault but the mans and blah blah. I just think of it as the funniest drat thing to happen to me.
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Feb 17, 2015 05:15
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beanieson posted:
Truth. Dude the other day getting a speeding ticket was all like "Are you going to give me a ticket for my tint too?!". Well Sir I didn't even think about your tint until you mentioned it... Leal posted:Yeah, his reasoning for it is that an undercover cop first showed up (a uniformed cop showed up a minute later) so that would be a waste of time and resources to have an undercover cop drive around looking for stolen cars Our auto theft guys wear plain clothes and drive unmarkeds  .
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Feb 17, 2015 05:19
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A cop without a uniform is just that. It doesn't mean he is undercover. Many patrols are in plain clothes.
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Feb 17, 2015 05:21
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Driving around looking for a stolen vehicle is a waste of time for a plainclothes, but driving around doing random Vin Diesel checks on lowered imports totally makes sense 
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Feb 17, 2015 05:25
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Today a sign told me not to walk.
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Feb 17, 2015 05:28
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I did it anyways. FTP
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Feb 17, 2015 05:28
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beanieson posted:Driving around looking for a stolen vehicle is a waste of time for a plainclothes, but driving around doing random Vin Diesel checks on lowered imports totally makes sense
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Feb 17, 2015 05:57
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to be fair to the speeding ticket guy window tint tickets and the cops that write them are usually gayer than the statute
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Feb 17, 2015 16:29
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He could have been in the neighborhood for another reason and had a hot sheet with the stolen vehicle on it and saw that your car mostly matched and decided to check it out. Lol about your brother though.
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Feb 17, 2015 16:46
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My tint is below the legal limit so if i get pulled over, i always drop all four windows then explain that I have a CCW and a pistol in the console along with putting my hands on the wheel and not moving to get my tag and insurance thats in the glove box until he tells me to. Less chance of getting a tint ticket (distract him with the acknowledgment of a gun in the console), higher chance of getting shot. WIN.
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Feb 17, 2015 17:08
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Tide posted:My tint is below the legal limit so if i get pulled over, i always drop all four windows then explain that I have a CCW and a pistol in the console along with putting my hands on the wheel and not moving to get my tag and insurance thats in the glove box until he tells me to. Wait what color are you?
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Feb 17, 2015 18:44
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DrakeriderCa posted:Wait what color are you? Tide posted:My tint is below the legal limit
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Feb 17, 2015 18:48
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DrakeriderCa posted:Wait what color are you? How dare you pigeonhole me into a society forced color, sir. I'll have you know that I am a transgender haitian woman with a peg leg named Bob. In other words, I'm white as loaf bread and male
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Feb 17, 2015 21:56
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If the police didn't exist until Robert Peel invented them, how could they be in the Bible?
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Feb 18, 2015 02:40
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jesus was the worlds first cop. He gave out some serious stick time to those brown people at the temple hustlin money.
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Feb 18, 2015 02:54
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Branis posted:jesus was the worlds first cop. He gave out some serious stick time to those brown people at the temple hustlin money. 
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Feb 18, 2015 05:17
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What if God was one of us? Just a cop like one of us? Just a thug macing protestors? Trying to violate civil rights?
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Feb 18, 2015 05:25
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the bible always talks about jesus protecting his flock so he would probably be big into the wolf hunter stuff
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Feb 18, 2015 05:28
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Sins are like wolves, because they come in packs, and find you while you are naked and afraid like sex drugs and money, and swole jesus hunts sin QED ripped jesus was a wolf hunter Pictured: Jesus hunting sin in the forest 
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Feb 18, 2015 05:36
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Feb 18, 2015 05:39
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Oh my god, that Cop & Cross website (which redirects to sheepdogsafetytraining.com, naturally) is very entertaining. And they have a list of upcoming seminars. Someone go to a seminar, please. I want to hear more gems like this from their expert Pastor Officer Meeks: Pastor and Police Officer Jimmy Meeks posted:Who will hurt you in your church? "I'm sure there are other kinds" lol PS- If you can't make it to a seminar, you can simply order a Church Safety Kit for the low low price of $179. It includes a DVD and instruction manual about 'Protecting the Pastor', pepper spray for the church office, and 2 flashlights.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:15
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I love this country.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:19
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Bonus DVD : Interview with Carl Chinn, the man the Washington Post calls the #1 expert on church safety stats. Carl was held hostage at Focus on the Family in Colorado and stood face to face with a gunman at New Life Church as well. Sounds like he's not too good at this church safety poo poo.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:30
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I have a coworker that is super right wing religious who both him and his wife conceal carry at church in case a mentally ill sex greedy atheist/muslim/abortionist decides to attack their church.
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Feb 18, 2015 20:53
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Whale Cancer posted:Bonus DVD : Interview with Carl Chinn, the man the Washington Post calls the #1 expert on church safety stats. Carl was held hostage at Focus on the Family in Colorado and stood face to face with a gunman at New Life Church as well. This never would have happened if they had remembered to stock the church office with some pepper spray and a flashlight 
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Feb 18, 2015 21:25
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Pilot to Gunner posted:This never would have happened if they had remembered to stock the church office with some pepper spray and a flashlight TWO flashlights.
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Feb 18, 2015 21:33
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#2is1and1isnone
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Feb 18, 2015 21:45
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I was always under the impression that the churches that worry about this stuff (the deep South) have a congregation that is always packing in case
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Feb 19, 2015 00:46
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I'm never not packing if you know what I mean
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Feb 19, 2015 00:49
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beanieson posted:I'm never not packing if you know what I mean fudge?
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Yes that is what I mean
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