repiv posted:

as expected, COD is returning to steam

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1938090/Call_of_Duty_Modern_Warfare_II/

rip battlenet (eventually)

I said come in! posted:

Also $70 USD for the PC version lol.

Croccers posted:

$109.95 AUD
Nothing has changed.

dr.acula posted:

Well yeah, war never changes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

i think they only give life sentences in extreme cases

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

ok AI is actually scary god now

Entorwellian posted:

The TV series I never thought I wanted but now do.

ikanreed posted:

The court is now in session and will hear the case of alien v predator

PERMACAV 50 posted:

Anyone got the “responsibility mollusk” meme handy? I haven’t actually seen it in years and now that I need it I can’t find it.

The Anime Liker posted:

Responsibility Scallop

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm a little bit angry that Responsibility Scallop doesn't have hundreds of smaller eyes inside their shell, the better to judge you with

FutonForensic posted:

Heather Papps posted:

mario is NOT missing. mario NEVER was.

Cartoon Man posted:

CaptainViolence posted:

oh, (step) bother

PERMACAV 50 posted:

This would explain why I wasn’t finding it. anyway,

Friggin Carl posted:

Hi SH/SC goons,

I have a plane to catch to Spain at 6 in the morning GMT (it's 2:00 now) but I HAVE to get this program to work before I leave for my online class. My compiler says "Incompatible Types: Got "Extended" expected "Smallint"

Here is the code that makes me feel like an idiot:

code:

program battingAverage (input, output);

uses crt;
var
        playerNumber :string;
        playerName :string;
        atBats :integer;
        hits :integer;
        battingAvg :integer;
begin
        clrScr;
        writeln ('Enter Player Number');
        readln (playerNumber);
	writeln ('Enter Player Name');
	readln (playerName);
	writeln('Enter At-bats');
	readln (atBats);
	writeln('Enter Number of Hits');
	readln (hits);
        writeln('PLAYER STATISTICS');
	writeln('Batting Average:');
        battingAvg:=hits/atBats

end.

I would love it if someone would help me with this. Mods, if you think this needs to be in Elementary Education feel free to move it.

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Captain Monkey posted:

Lobok posted:

So we know they don't forget but they also don't forgive either? drat.

EorayMel posted:

Asking for homework help and closing his thread in SH/SC. Normally you'd get 1-3 days for this, but you have seven gassed threads and five prior probations, the last of which is from Lowtax and reads "This is your last probation, READ THE RULES." Way to go.

Outrail posted:

Can someone please explain this emote?

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

"slap ya mama" hummus
"out of control" bbq sauce
"uncontrollably violent" carrot sticks
"frankly he needs to be institutionalized" pita chips
"this is way out of hand, many people are going to get hurt" herbed butter
"i warned you this was a problem for the police, honestly i think you better leave town for a few weeks and hope he surfaces somewhere and gets picked up" egg nog
"we all knew this was coming, if only the FBI wasn't busy framing intellectually disabled muslim teens for terrorist plots and actually followed up on tips this could've been avoided, it's really a senseless waste, i hope those close to the victims can one day find peace" spiced almonds

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t02v9EUHs30

Outrail posted:

Lol, that guy has a vagina on his face

Juniper Salads posted:

This might be one of the funniest episodes ever. I like how Paris keeps coughing up cum.

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unlimited shrimp posted:

I want to believe that but I don't. I doubt the demographics bear it out.

I think what hurt the vaccination effort is that only 0.3% of the population has died from it up to this point, and most of those people were chronically ill or already past their life expectancy. 26% of the country has had covid and most of those people recovered at home without medical intervention. This is a simulacra of a plague for almost everyone and, for most people, it would have been unremarkable if not for corporate news psychodrama and the lockdowns. Heap on that the kneejerk reaction of a good chunk of the population to say "gently caress you" to sudden and extraordinary demands and voila, vaccine hesitancy.

selec posted:

brain damaged post

some plague rats posted:

You have to actually write the post, dude. This placeholder poo poo is just lazy

selec posted:

sorry my angry quote response wasn’t up to snuff, my best friend now has what are predicted by his doctor to be lifelong pulmonary, taste/smell and possibly CNS issues since he had Covid, and I’m sensitive about minimizing the huge wave of disabled people we have created by responding the way our current thread edgelord does to this issue

some plague rats posted:

Guy has no taste? No wonder he's your best friend

Soral posted:

Dese
Username
Changes are
Kool

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Goonte Kente posted:

You're one of these people that golf in lightning storms, aren't you?

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RFC2324 posted:

Mel's posts fit here just fine, and they frequently keep the thread afloat during those stretches where modern goons just aren't being funny

LifeSunDeath posted:

How is building a new staircase a sidequest and not a mainquest?

Harvey Mantaco posted:

A side quest can have a lot of steps.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

just... post another "PYF Bans" thread

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

just... post another "PYF Bans" thread

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

just... post another "PYF Bans" thread

girl dick energy posted:

Also poop timer 0 does not do what you’d hope it would do. It does what you’re terrified it will do.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

just... post another "PYF Bans" thread

Captain Hygiene posted:

I think everyone needs to just sit back and take a second to check their poop timer.

ultrafilter posted:

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