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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dave Meltzer has been arguing with people off and on for 8 hours on who would win in a street fight, Meng or Ali.

Dave is on the right side of history, of course.

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/915014798214963200

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/915012556887965696

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/914992259254194177

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/914928594559705089

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/914922091710898176

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/914915657904414722

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/914890509725790208

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dave slept all weekend to charge his batteries for a twitter war :allears:

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Haku would win because the other guy died already

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Meng would beat Ali, then go on to beat Lesnar. I'm not joking at all.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I mean if it's a street fight, Meng bites Ali's nose off and wins. If it's boxing, Meng bites Ali's nose off and loses by DQ or something

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/915027497158348801

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hang on a second.... he doesn't look happy at all! :aaa:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/NiaJaxWWE/status/915166356164800512

https://twitter.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/915166982760214529

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://twitter.com/JerryLawler/status/915197731668467714

:(

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Be like Davey Richards and just no- show your wrestling dates if you want to be safe

https://twitter.com/RichardsWesley/status/914950703126335488

e: aw, RIP Lance

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Davey is a big piece of poo poo but I can't stop loving that little rascal

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Hang on a second.... he doesn't look happy at all! :aaa:

It's 4:30 AM in the airport if someone asked me for a picture I'd tell them to gently caress off

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

flashy_mcflash posted:

Be like Davey Richards and just no- show your wrestling dates if you want to be safe

https://twitter.com/RichardsWesley/status/914950703126335488

e: aw, RIP Lance

I wonder if this was in response to Greg Iron starting a GoFundMe yesterday. Because Greg Iron TORE HIS WEINER getting crotched on a turnbuckle. So he's asking for a few grand to help cover his medical bills since he can't wrestle or work his day job for a few weeks.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

poo poo. Lance was a legend. Sad to see he's passed on.

https://twitter.com/davebrown5555/status/915204731978567680

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Big Bidness posted:

Greg Iron TORE HIS WEINER getting crotched on a turnbuckle.

What the gently caress?

Big Bidness
Aug 2, 2004

Aesop Poprock posted:

What the gently caress?

He didn't tear the outside of his dong, but when he got back to the locker room there was blood pouring out of his dickhole. He injured his urethra and has to use a catheter for a few weeks.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Holy gently caress that's terrifying

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I feel like in a sane world that injury news would result in like a quarter of all wrestlers immediately announcing their retirements.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Big Bidness posted:

He didn't tear the outside of his dong, but when he got back to the locker room there was steamboat pouring out of his rickyhole.

Fixed that for you.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Big Bidness posted:

He didn't tear the outside of his dong, but when he got back to the locker room there was blood pouring out of his dickhole. He injured his urethra and has to use a catheter for a few weeks.

im crying jesus christ

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/WWECesaro/status/914959597441490944

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
As someone who has had to do that for other medical problems anyone giving Greg poo poo for looking for help can lick my bunghole. If that IS what Davey was talking about he should cut more promos about Jan and sit the gently caress down.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

we do gofundmes for medical help because US is some sort of dystopia. Davey, as usual, is willfully ignorant.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Greg Iron was also in some kind of car crash earlier that day so it was apparently a suck day in general

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

DeathChicken posted:

Greg Iron was also in some kind of car crash earlier that day so it was apparently a suck day in general

A fender AND a gender bender on the same day, drat.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/915396754643832833

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

quite stretched out posted:

im crying jesus christ

AHH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THAT NAME YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

is that a photoshop?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
no

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Aesop Poprock posted:

AHH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO HAVE THAT NAME YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE

ah hell i forgot my name got changed to this sorry sorry!! at least another aussie poster named 'put both hands in' isnt posting itt too

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

quite stretched out posted:

ah hell i forgot my name got changed to this sorry sorry!! at least another aussie poster named 'put both hands in' isnt posting itt too

Owwwwww :xd:

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/_StarDESTROYER/status/915211665548939264

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/TheBobHolly/status/915615715805233153

For some reason this tweet was retweeted by the church of Satan.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Aleister Black's a bigtime Sparky Plugg fan

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/915693968742023169

https://twitter.com/WWERoadDogg/status/915708086912000001

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/915710334077472768

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
He knows.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


He later texted Shawn to say "keep one eye on Dogg, one eye on the show, you're the only one I know who can"

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/YaOnlyLivvOnce/status/915936839613198336 So sad

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Aww no. :(

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

I so loving badly want to believe.

Sorry for double post.

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