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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

LOL He woke up angry about Sessions, then started tweeting about a made up Nixon-level conspiracy, then lost his train of thought again and got angry about his dumb reality tv show.

and he has his phone and no one is in florida to take it away from him

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Now this is some vintage 2016 "wake up to some tweets that make me feel surprised i woke up" poo poo

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Zikan posted:

trump: don't we have fancy gizmos that can catch these leakers?

bannon: no mr president we need to go back tried and true methods of human intelligence and investigation *pulls out phrenology calipers*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





nougat is p tasty tho

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
sources inside the white house have confirmed that staffers must have their humours checked and balanced each morning

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Squizzle posted:

nougat is p tasty tho

Bruh

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




nougatory (n)—
containing nougat; nougaty

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
pho news

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/838040815360434176

given how well every bannon led thing in the White House had gone im expecting the piss tape to leak sometime next week

Bannon does realise that the deep state has...removed inconvenient people before, right?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

on top of all that this was probably skipped over

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/838019614730764290

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

:eyepop:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Sitting here waiting for a red Cross cpr first aid class to start and it seems pointless because we're all going to die

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



real reason trump orders his steaks overcooked is he likes to hear the waiter say "here's your steak, well done"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Vertical Lime posted:

on top of all that this was probably skipped over

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/838019614730764290

well, not so secret now

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Vertical Lime posted:

on top of all that this was probably skipped over

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/838019614730764290

That's a thing. :popeye:

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Aug 6, 2013


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Itzena posted:

Bannon does realise that the deep state has...removed inconvenient people before, right?

I wonder if Trump knew something was up when he went to the CIA on his second day in office 18 years ago.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




gently caress You And Diebold posted:

well, not so secret now

no secret

your the secret

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

get a wogglebug :colbert:

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Venom Snake posted:

New C-SPAM DF lets play starts SOON. If you want in on the new fortress quote this post.

Make me famous

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Alan Smithee posted:

lol at Sessions joining Flynn in Trump hell lolol

lol at Jared Kushner having to sell his soul for a white house gig, likely having come home to Ivanka in bed with her father and it's like what the gently caress do you even say to that? Now he very likely will lose that gig he sold his soul for lol

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

trump: what about reince? never trusted that guy, shifty LIKE A DOG

bannon: he is on our side for now, my analysis has him having 75% of the normal scots-irish skull pattern with only tracings of the jewish skull, primarily in his causality and alimentiveness regions

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




see me now
the veteran
of a secret cyberwar

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

get a wogglebug :colbert:

ah i was waiting for this post...now i can go back to bed

NOT

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

on top of all that this was probably skipped over

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/838019614730764290

Supposedly this got leaked because Trump kept ignoring the project during briefings and this was the only way to get his attention

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





:whitewater:

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.


Pho is YUMMY!!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

GobiasIndustries posted:

Before ever meeting Bannon Trump was already a huge fan of Brietbart, I think he actually looks up to Bannon.

trump also admires hitler's political campaign and bannon is a neo-nazi so

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

zegermans posted:

Supposedly this got leaked because Trump kept ignoring the project during briefings and this was the only way to get his attention

needs to practice his short game some time.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

zegermans posted:

Supposedly this got leaked because Trump kept ignoring the project during briefings and this was the only way to get his attention

this won't work though, breitbart doesn't care and trump will never ever look at failing nyt

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

this won't work though, breitbart doesn't care and trump will never ever look at failing nyt

its one of the newspapers he reads, hes a new yorker.

its why they get so much hate from him lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

to get trump to notice what's going on you need to make fake news report actual news, there's a small flaw there though

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Baloogan posted:

and he has his phone and no one is in florida to take it away from him

This sounds like a horrifying start to any apocalypse.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

The best Vietnamese place near my house is named "Pho Kimmy."

:allears:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I slept in what'd the dumbshit say?

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Trump isn't going to nuke DC in a blind rage, at least not while he's there. He's going to establish these weekend trips to FL as a normal thing and then nuke it when the highest number of Congress and SCOTUS members are there. He then rules as dictator from Mar-a-lago until he is swallowed by the rising ocean.

Trump

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Putting aside that he's a horrible human, it is genuinely sad to see anyone go through alzheimers with such a magnifying glass on them. He deserves it, and so does his awful family for supporting him (disclaimer: does not apply to off brand Trumps like Tiffany and Barron), but it's still awful.

Continues to watch

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Baloogan posted:

its one of the newspapers he reads, hes a new yorker.

its why they get so much hate from him lol

fair enough, but he won't believe them in any case

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I hope it's good golfing weather in Florida right now.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

C-Euro posted:

Trump isn't going to nuke DC in a blind rage, at least not while he's there. He's going to establish these weekend trips to FL as a normal thing and then nuke it when the highest number of Congress and SCOTUS members are there. He then rules as dictator from Mar-a-lago until he is swallowed by the rising ocean.

Trump

this implies a level of forethought and planning trump is not capable of

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