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AcidCat posted:Realpost a cop saved my little sister's life in Roswell New Mexico. Like six months old she had got herself wrapped in a blanket at daycare, cop got there well before emt because he happened to be very close, she was blue and not breathing. He gave that lil baby cpr and got her going again before the ambulance even got there. Bad Purchase posted:this is kinda unfair though, she turned blue and thus tricked the cop into believing her life mattered
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Captain Invictus posted:holy poo poo
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Captain Invictus posted:holy poo poo
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I assumed he was just saw an unconcious underage girl, being a cop started kissing her, and accidentally became an anti cop
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Platystemon posted:I am sure that “Jesus did a segmented run” is heresy, but I couldn’t say which heresy. horus
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Zetsubou-san posted:horus 
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It is a Warhammer 40,000 reference.
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Kingo Ligma posted:I assumed he was just saw an unconcious underage girl, being a cop started kissing her, and accidentally became an anti cop Wow, Elon Musk posts on SA!
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Paladinus posted:Wow, Elon Musk posts on SA! After witnessing fart-powered cars' disappearance after posting all that stuff about the inner workings at Tesla I wouldn't be surprised. fart-powered cars posted:i used to work for tesla writing infotainment firmware and backend services - all of which runs in a single bottom tier Datacenter in a single location on the worst VMware deployment known to man. Ornamental Dingbat has a new favorite as of 15:12 on Jul 24, 2022 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:*jenkem I hardly know ‘em!
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parthenocarpy posted:I once gave masaokis a recipe for salad dressing (sent the whole salad recipe, which had a 0% chance of happening, so he just made the dressing and it took him almost a half hour)
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 [RSF: PUA] Post your favorite kino Troll Pussy posted:When I'm trolling for dick at the local dive bar, I like to randomly walk up to high-value men and slap them straight across the face. I then say that I mistook them for a rude ex boyfriend, and offer to do magic tricks (with tarot cards; I am a pagan) to earn their forgiveness. If my quarry blanches for whatever reason, I grab his dick with my ring and pinky fingers (index is too forward). I always make sure that the "Tower" card comes up at some point in my routine so that I can interject cute lil lines about "riding the tower of power" or some poo poo.
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EorayMel posted:
Just lol at old timey mods banning all the good posters.
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My rap sheet backs that up.
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EorayMel posted:
Powerful.
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Vim Fuego posted:The "jokes" about the mod team being pedos has officially been run into the ground at this point. From now on any such "jokes" in GBS will receive "probes" of indeterminate length subject to mod discretion. Note that this explicitly includes "mods knew". This rule also includes jokes or "jokes" accusing any Something Awful poster being a pedophile without evidence. Even Reddit doesn't allow that any more. Junk posted:the joke is too old for the mods
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Holy gently caress that's good
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Sometimes it's the simple dunks executed well that are just  Dillbag posted:What's the over/under on the page number for someone posting the gif of the mentally challenged guy kicking the kid to try to stop a derail? Bloody Hedgehog posted:There's a gif of you kicking a kid?
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Re: various crypto shenanigans gschmidl posted:beware of geeks bringing grifts
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Captain Hygiene posted:Re: various crypto shenanigans Thats a good one.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Re: various crypto shenanigans drat
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 Ask/Tell › Tell me how many and what kind of people watch porn Alpha_Male posted:Your friend is right. I haven't looked at porn in three years. It is addictive and degrading to women. You people only look at porn because you can't get any in real life.
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Can't send my kids down a mine anymore it turns out Edit: but this is the wrong thread for it it tuns out
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ZeusCannon posted:The Deadly Prey rifftrax is one of the funniest things ive enjoyed. Cubone posted:what are some funny things you didn't enjoy?
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I love how even after all these years. Dick traumas username is still funny.
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Zil posted:I love how even after all these years. Dick traumas username is still funny. Some things were destined for greatness at the inception.
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Bruceski posted:To quote Terry Pratchett, "if you need a map to remember where you left a million dollars you don't deserve to keep it." Darthemed posted:I take it he wrote that early in life?
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Boba Pearl posted:I don't know anything about Terry Pratchett did he hide a lot of money? How would we know?
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