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I'm pretty sure that was updated shortly after it was originally posted, actually, not as a response to recent events.
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This had me laughing like an idiot: http://www.clickhole.com/video/loyal-dog-refuses-leave-grave-has-peanut-butter-it-901
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 00:14 |
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obliriovrons posted:I'm pretty sure that was updated shortly after it was originally posted, actually, not as a response to recent events. How To Get Nude Pics Of Absolutely Any Celebrity probaby maybe?? Death Row Guard Has Always Had Soft Spot For The Innocent Ones
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# ? Sep 3, 2014 22:26 |
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How Many Of These State Mottos Do You Know? My favorite is the correct answer to #5.
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:How Many Of These State Mottos Do You Know? Maine’s state motto is actually “Ninety percent pebbles.” Nebraska’s state motto is actually “Home of the Nebraska state government.” “God save the queen” has been Georgia’s state motto since 1925. Virginia’s motto is actually “Name a museum your dad wants to go to. We got it!” Michigan’s motto is actually “Did somebody say lake?” Indiana’s motto has been “Folks grow up here, and then they die here” since 1937. Vermont’s motto is actually “Gnome-free since 1998.” Idaho’s motto is actually “No parents allowed!” “You can hit a dog here and not get in trouble” has been North Dakota’s motto since 1863. Massachusetts’ state motto is “You’ll spell it right on the third try.” Oakland’s state motto is actually “We’re not a state, but happy to be included.” South Carolina’s state motto is actually “Welcome divorced aunts!” Utah’s state motto is actually “Look at the word ‘Utah’ for 10 seconds and it stops making sense.” Wyoming’s state motto is actually “If you’re looking for Jim, he’s out back with the dogs.” Kansas’ state motto is “But you just got here!” Rhode Island’s state motto has been “Yes! We buy and sell used DVDs!” since 2004. Iowa’s state motto is “Yeah, that’s right. Iowa.” Alabama’s state motto has been “Everything you’ve heard is true” since 1955. Kentucky’s state motto is actually “Pa’s Dead.” Connecticut’s state motto is actually “If states were actors who portrayed James Bond, we would be Pierce Brosnan.” Mine's Kansas.
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# ? Sep 5, 2014 03:51 |
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I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/next-week-clickhole-948
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Last Chance posted:I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. Here's the one they posted last week: http://www.clickhole.com/slideshow/next-week-clickhole-884#slide1
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 00:11 |
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Last Chance posted:I don't know if this is insane or genius. ClickHole is apparently making slideshows for previewing next week's articles. "How I Stopped Smoking By Getting My Hands Stuck In Two Honeypots" hahaha
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:33 |
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That looks to me more like "ideas we had that aren't worth more than a headline and a photo" than an actual preview of future articles.
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# ? Sep 6, 2014 03:35 |
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Puzzled Nation Can Remember Name Ferguson, But Not Sure From Where
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Every One Of Man’s Priorities Unrecognizable To Grandfather
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# ? Sep 8, 2014 22:13 |
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Here's an old one I never read before: http://www.theonion.com/articles/existentialist-firefighter-delays-3-deaths,17500/ I lost track of how many times it laps around being comedy and high art.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 06:45 |
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NFL Announces New Zero-Tolerance Policy On Videotaped Domestic Violencequote:Goodell went on to clarify that in such cases, the NFL will cooperate fully with local authorities as soon as the league can no longer prevent incriminating evidence from being leaked to the media.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 17:53 |
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Have You Been Dead This Whole Time?
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:27 |
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Quiz: How Many Of These Classic Posters Do You Have In Your Dorm Room?
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:42 |
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The best part is that I think I can identify better than half of the original posters their list is based on.
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# ? Sep 9, 2014 21:44 |
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I couldn't resist the final question's "Oh God" option
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 00:10 |
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Uh oh. I just noticed Clickhole has a counter at the bottom that records how many times you've clicked on their site. I took it up to 100 and I got an achievement.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 07:10 |
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It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up.
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 07:25 |
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ultrafilter posted:It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up. You get an achievement and it rolls back over.
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’90s Kids Rejoice! The End Of Net Neutrality Means The Return Of Dial-Up Speeds
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 16:49 |
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We're fast approaching The Onion's predicted future of iPhones Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
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Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 17:11 |
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The Conflict In Gaza Explained In One Long Noise
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# ? Sep 10, 2014 20:42 |
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ultrafilter posted:It's only a four-digit counter. I wonder what happens if you run it all the way up. There are a series of achievements with the last one presumably being the 9999. http://www.clickhole.com/achievement-hole/ ...I'm at 1000.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 08:30 |
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The other videos at the end made it.
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 08:50 |
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Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 16:46 |
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Holy poo poo. 13 Years After 9/11 And I'm In The Best Shape Of My Life
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:00 |
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Which Iraq War Are You?
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:28 |
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The Aftermath Of September 11quote:FLYING JET AIRCRAFT INTO SKYSCRAPERS
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# ? Sep 11, 2014 22:43 |
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I loving love that book. E: Babe Magnet posted:Also Onion Book Talk: Everyone get The Onion Book of Known Knowledge
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 04:49 |
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quote:Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 07:37 |
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SkiLander posted:Senator Mix-A-Lot Sponsors Titties-On-Glass Legislation Ask Sir-Mix-A-Lot
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# ? Sep 12, 2014 08:43 |
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When compared to other movies with hot boys, like Twighlight, The Hunger Games pails in comparison. I love David Rosenthal.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 02:23 |
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Stunning Map Shows Just How Much Of Iraq And Syria VICE Now Controlsquote:As shown by the map above, VICE’s rapidly increasing presence has dominated the cities of Mosul and Tikrit, both of which were firmly in ISIS control just weeks ago. Currently, this VICE majority exists from the Euphrates in western Iraq and stretches into Syria, and the speed with which the spread has occurred has completely caught the world off guard.
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:54 |
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I still love this older one. http://www.theonion.com/articles/stop-anthropomorphizing-me,11459/
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# ? Sep 13, 2014 19:45 |
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Mescal posted:Here's an old one I never read before: http://www.theonion.com/articles/existentialist-firefighter-delays-3-deaths,17500/ I missed it too, and now it's my new favorite.
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# ? Sep 14, 2014 02:14 |
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Which Character From ‘The Office’ Are You?
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# ? Sep 15, 2014 16:54 |
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Problem Solved! This Panda Has Been Giving Birth Over And Over Without Stopping Since Last Month!quote:“My father died 15 years ago,” he says. “And ever since then, I’ve missed him very much. Then one day last week, the panda gave birth to a full-grown human man. It was my dead father. He put his hand on the glass of the enclosure, looked me in the eyes, and said, ‘I love you son.’ Then five baby pandas burst out of his stomach and his empty skin fell to the ground like a deflated balloon.
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WickedHate posted:Problem Solved! This Panda Has Been Giving Birth Over And Over Without Stopping Since Last Month! what in the actual gently caress
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