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rabidsquid posted:if you are a bad player and won its gloating, hahahahaha Yes? Have you never trolled someone who is salty by shoving your hand in their face for a shake? Alternatively have you never won a match during which you made large mistakes? There are wins to be proud of and there are wins not to be proud of.
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:Yes? Have you never trolled someone who is salty by shoving your hand in their face for a shake? Alternatively have you never won a match during which you made large mistakes? There are wins to be proud of and there are wins not to be proud of. no that's really rude and unsanitary I offer them a handshake in the normal fashion, by proffering my hand to a torso level, not at his face level.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:19 |
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Instead of shaking hands I shove my arm up their sleeve and grab their shoulder to make sure they're not armed with some hidden cards. It's the only way to make sure they're not trying to cheat.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:22 |
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Zoness posted:no that's really rude and unsanitary Crotch level or get the gently caress out.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:22 |
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Toshimo posted:Crotch level or get the gently caress out. Excuse me, my hand is up here.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:24 |
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Zoness posted:Excuse me, my hand is up here. Good av/post combo imo.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:26 |
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:^^^^ Of course it can. Are you loving high? When did I say I forced someone to shake? I said I offered the shake, and I also used the most non-gloating language humanly possible. Please try to act like an adult while playing your childrens card game. Edit: Also LOL at "wins to be proud of and wins to not be proud of" gently caress off.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:27 |
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By offering to shake you are forcing them to accept the shake. You already beat them. Let the aggrieved player decide whether to shake or not, it's that simple. Ahh the under the table shake. Otherwise known as the dimir touch. e: It can be, yes. Especially if thousands of dollars are on the line. How are you all so dense? Fuzzy Mammal fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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losing a match of Magic: the Gathering is now a grievance I mean, we should all feel good or bad about playing a game we care a lot about, that's fine. But feeling bad about a game isn't mutually exclusive with acknowledging that your opponent was a human being who is worthy of respect. Hopefully.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:30 |
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because I am a fully functional adult so I can dissociate my respect for others from how I feel about something
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:32 |
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After topdecking bonfire, hand extended: Take it! Take it bitch! Say good game!!
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:43 |
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I feel bad for and apologise to my opponent after every win. The upside is I don't do a lot of winning.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:43 |
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Alris posted:I feel bad for and apologise to my opponent after every win. gently caress that, you earned that win. You shouldn't have to apologize to anyone. Magic shouldn't require weird kowtow rituals, what the gently caress did they put in the new ink? black potus posted:After topdecking bonfire, hand extended: Take it! Take it bitch! Say good game!! same but also in 3 other languages, for extra tilt
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:44 |
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My opponent, as I politely shake his hand: I'm scarred forever, this loss will follow me to my grave.
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Actually every game of magic I play is a shadow game so when I win my opponents can't shake my hand since they are now dead. Whoops.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:46 |
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Zoness posted:actually showing up to even threaten your opponent's chances of winning was disrespectful. you should have stayed home to really avoid offending them. My 55/45 match-up puts my opponent on tilt. All according to 妙計.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:46 |
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This loving thread. I loving taught literal goddamn children to play sports for years and at the end of every game, both teams shook hands because IT'S WHAT YOU loving DO TO SHOW RESPECT FOR YOURSELF, YOUR OPPONENT AND THE GAME. The fact that adult loving goons have more difficulty with this than children is both unsurprising and shameful.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:47 |
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Toshimo posted:This loving thread. This guy gets it.
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Toshimo posted:This loving thread. Heh, someone's tilting pretty hard. Time to wrap this up! *Coco reveals 4 lands, Avacyn, and a Dromoka's Command* ah gently caress.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:52 |
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Personally I like to immediately put my palm on my opponent's forehead and mind-meld with them after each match so the loser can feel the other person's pain.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:53 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:Personally I like to immediately put my palm on my opponent's forehead and mind-meld with them after each match so the loser can feel the other person's pain. same but also the winner's erection or equivalent thereof
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:54 |
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Toshimo posted:This loving thread.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:58 |
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Toshimo posted:This loving thread. I headbutt people, then mark them with my scent being an alpha means proving it every FNM
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 23:59 |
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:My 55/45 match-up puts my opponent on tilt. Did you mean 計画?
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:By offering to shake you are forcing them to accept the shake. You already beat them. Let the aggrieved player decide whether to shake or not, it's that simple. I dont offer my hand as the winner. I let them decide. I give them a bit while I pack up and if they don't offer I thank them for the games,wish them good luck and get up. But I get a bit salty if I lose because my deck just poo poo on me. So I will un-sideboard and then shake if that's how I lose. If they just outplayed me and did a great job and I enjoyed the games I shake at the end of the match, if I'm just mana screwed gently caress it, they can wait.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:16 |
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Triple ZEN is such a great format.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:19 |
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jace burns with concentration as he focuses his mind on the dimir spy. spirals of blue psychic corposant flare from his eyes as he mentally dominates the man, mercilessly wringing out his personality and subsuming his will. the spy fights him every step of the way. he grunts with effort, sweat beading on his forehead, as against his will his arm is raised to chest height. his clenched fingers pop open with a supreme effort of will on jace's part. grinding his teeth, desperately trying to force his jaw to obey him, to close, he growls out the words "good... game..."
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:28 |
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Toshimo posted:This loving thread. bullshit, no human being would let you near their kids even if you were a licensed pediatrician
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:30 |
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any time someone lucks into a victory against my skill, i offer them a slip of paper with the date and time, so that they can remember the greatest moment of their foolish life
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:38 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:I like to show up every FNM with frosted tips and wearing a duel disk I never use. Every time I sit down I greet my opponent by yelling "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DEUL" and present them my deck sleeved with Dark Magician sleeves. there is a baltimore local that literally does this suicidesteve posted:This sounds like the time to start speccing on Nix! my hypothetical burn sideboard for this new world BBE order: 4x Nix 4x Crack the Earth 4x Simian Spirit Guide (for the turn one crack the earths) 3x Sarpadian Empires, Vol. VII
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:40 |
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Four Score posted:bullshit, no human being would let you near their kids even if you were a licensed pediatrician Seriously who would let Toshimo near children?
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:44 |
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you could legitimately get a serial killer to coach youth sports and if they get results the parents would be asking their child what their loving problem is playing for a serial killer.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 00:46 |
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I tilt by bringing up a subject from two pages ago without even the slightest hint of remorse.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:03 |
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I tilt with metacontext shitposting.
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I tilt by doubleposting.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:05 |
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i tilted a pinball machine last week
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:06 |
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I offer my opponents handjobs instead of handshakes when I win, it's the only sportsmanlike thing to do imo
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:08 |
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Bugsy posted:This is the only post worth anything in the last page. this thread. I shitpost to tilt Serious Sally here
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 01:16 |
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Some Numbers posted:Did you mean 計画? 計画通り
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Some Numbers posted:Did you mean 計画? At Red Cliffs, Kongming and Zhou Yu each wrote his plan for defeating Wei on the palm of his hand. They laughed as they both revealed the same word, "Handshake."
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