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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Ensign Expendable posted:

IS-1 (IS-85)
IS-2 (object 240)
Production of the IS-2
IS-2 modernization projects

Ooh, these please!

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Gnoman posted:

Given the basic "Nazis with time machines" premise, the "flee with Nazi gold into the future" option is probably the best.

Why even take the gold, just take the Swiss bank safe deposit key with you.

Urcinius
Mar 27, 2010

Chapter Master of the
Woobie Marines

”57th Fighter Group: First in the Blue by Carl Molesworth” posted:

Benedict and Leaf viewed the combat zone as their own private shopping centre, with no cash required. One of their first acquisitions was an Italian SM.79 bomber in reasonably good condition that they liberated from newly captured Castel Benito airfield. With the help of several enlisted mechanics, they got the aeroplane airworthy and refuelled. Although neither pilot had flown a multi-engined aircraft before, they calmly fired up the three motors and flew the bomber back to their base at Darragh, where ground crewman quickly painted over its Italian markings with American stars. The ‘Green Goose’, as the aeroplane came to be known, ferried men, supplies and mail back and forth among desert bases for about a month. No doubt the ‘Goose’ served as the getaway aeroplane for several Benedict-Leaf capers before she had to be abandoned.

While the 57th was in Sicily, Benedict and Leaf once showed up at Scordia in a B-25 that they had ‘found’ in North Africa. The group commander, Col Salisbury, usually turned a blind eye toward such antics, but on this occasion he chewed out the pilots for taking an unnecessary risk because one of the B-25’s engines was smoking when they landed. On another occasion, Benedict had to ditch a Bf 109 off Sicily when its engine failed.

But the pair’s crowning achievement occurred shortly after the 57th FG moved to Italy in September 1943. At Taranto, they found an abandoned Piaggio P.108 four-engined bomber that they could not live without. Acting quickly, they flew the Italian aeroplane a short distance to the 57th’s new base at Gioia del Colle. The airfield’s short runway gave them a scare, but they got down without damaging the aeroplane. As with the ‘Green Goose’, the Piaggio got a quick repaint job, and to repay the ground-crewmen who pitched in to finish the job, Benedict decided to take them for a ride. Unfortunately, the Piaggio’s landing gear failed when Benedict brought it in, and the plane did a cartwheel on the runway before lurching to a stop. No one was hurt, but the last flyable Piaggio P.108B in the world was now relegated to the scrap heap.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
World Wars question:

What did cargo ships carry on the return trip from Britain? I assume mail, veterans headed home to train new recruits, evacuated schoolchildren and the like, but was there anything being produced on the isles that was worth bringing back to N. America, or did they mostly sail in ballast?

e: same question for the convoys returning from the USSR.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
The ON and QP series of convoys are what to look for. I think they mostly were in ballast.

I don't see why they would evacuate kids by these convoys - they are much safer where they are, than in the U boat infested North Atlantic.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

They did evacuate some children to Canada and the rest of the Commonwealth but a liner full of them got torpedoed and after that the official policy was to not do that anymore, though there were still private overseas evacuations, mostly to Canada and the US.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evacuations_of_civilians_in_Britain_during_World_War_II#Overseas_Evacuation

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

MANime in the sheets posted:

World Wars question:

What did cargo ships carry on the return trip from Britain? I assume mail, veterans headed home to train new recruits, evacuated schoolchildren and the like, but was there anything being produced on the isles that was worth bringing back to N. America, or did they mostly sail in ballast?

e: same question for the convoys returning from the USSR.

Sometimes just a bunch of debris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey6JPPGgZl8

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ensign Expendable posted:

First Soviet assault rifles
GMC M8
Stahlhelm in WWI
Stahlhelm in WWII

Everything you post is awesome and I’d like to hear about these whenever you get to them.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

chitoryu12 posted:

West Germany actually used the Uzi! They manufactured it under license as the MP2 and I've seen lots of surplus magazine pouches for sale.

Uzis were also made under license in Belgium, Rhodesia, South Africa, and Myanmar and an unlicensed copy was made in Croatia as the Ero and Mini Ero.

The MP2 are still in use with the Bundeswehr. At least they still where when I was in the Bundeswehr, ca. 2004-2006.


The Lone Badger posted:

(looks at last few years)
oh poo poo

Doesn't work, Putin was part of the KGB and I somehow think the KGB would have been able to spot a German Nazi suddenly showing up out of nowhere and trying to join. Now if Putin was one of the foreigners who got roped into those weird Anti-Soviet local formations the Nazis created during their invasion, that could work. As a Nazi Russian, he could have been able to trick other Russians into believing that he was a Communist. The Manchurian candidate, reversed

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Libluini posted:

The MP2 are still in use with the Bundeswehr. At least they still where when I was in the Bundeswehr, ca. 2004-2006.


Doesn't work, Putin was part of the KGB and I somehow think the KGB would have been able to spot a German Nazi suddenly showing up out of nowhere and trying to join. Now if Putin was one of the foreigners who got roped into those weird Anti-Soviet local formations the Nazis created during their invasion, that could work. As a Nazi Russian, he could have been able to trick other Russians into believing that he was a Communist. The Manchurian candidate, reversed

Wasn't there a lot of cooperation between the Stasi and the KGB, and significant numbers of ex-Nazis in the former?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Fangz posted:

Wasn't there a lot of cooperation between the Stasi and the KGB, and significant numbers of ex-Nazis in the former?

i know there were a shitload of ex-nazis in the stasi but i don't know much about things that aren't the ddr, just things i picked up living in what used to be it

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

ChaseSP posted:

I hope the ending is them getting plans only to find out they have no actual resources to set up the refineries/sabotaged by resistance.

Yeah, the good guy is an SS man who learns the error of his ways and feeds Hitler false information about the future, fails at wiring the place to blow up, and then pops in to see Churchill and gives him the coordinates to bomb the time tunnel, accidentally also gets him to keep going againt the Soviets, gaining Churchill's trust by showing him the books Churchill wrote about the war (which Churchill refuses to keep, knowing that if he plagarized himself he'd get so lost in second-gueasing himself they'd never be published) So Americans are driving Russian cars in addition to Benzes and Toyotas because the Cold War never happened in the final version of the timeline when he escapes to 1988.

Also the time machine goes live in 1944, at which point they were pretty hosed no matter what.

Chillbro Baggins fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 16, 2018

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Fangz posted:

Wasn't there a lot of cooperation between the Stasi and the KGB, and significant numbers of ex-Nazis in the former?

Yeah, but the Stasi was destroyed together with the DDR, and whatever Nazi-remnants remain today would need money and help from Russia, so they're obviously not a source for time-travelling Manchurian candidates infiltrating Russia

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Seeking bow commentary:

quote:

The Japanese bow has two distinguishing characteristics: it is long with a length of over two meters, and it is shot by being gripped at a point below the center of the bow stave. In particular, the below-center grip is a unique feature of the Japanese bow. The earliest evidence for the use of this type of grip is found on a Yayoi-period (roughly fourth century BCE to third century CE) bronze bell (dataku now designated a National Treasure, that was reportedly excavated from Kagawa Prefecture. It shows a scene that depicts an archer aiming at a deer, and it appears that the archer is gripping the bow below the center of the stave. The earliest written evidence consists of a passage in the Weishu (A (a Chinese chronicle compiled before 297) that says that soldiers in the Japanese islands "use a wooden bow that is short below and long above." From as early as the third century, therefore, Japanese archers used the below-center grip.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
I didn't realize it'd been in use since so early, but I wonder what made them stick with it. During the Imjin War, the Japanese generally treated the Korean military with derision, but Korean archers were the one thing militarily that they conceded were markedly superior to their own. Koreans had been using the same sorts of mostly conventional composite bows since forever and the Japanese had plenty of exposure to them before, so I wonder what the advantages of the Japanese bow were that kept them from using those too. Unless it was a material issue or something? I actually have no idea how Koreans sourced the water buffalo horns they used in their bows either given that water buffalo went extinct on the peninsula way back in the first millennium or earlier. Eurasian nomads too for that matter; did they just trade for the horns from really far afield?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I was always under the assumption that Japanese bows were held below the center to make them easier to shoot from horseback, but apparently not? I never would have guessed they'd been using that design for so long.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Is the arrow also being held below the center or is it still on the centerline of the bow?

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Koramei posted:

I didn't realize it'd been in use since so early, but I wonder what made them stick with it. During the Imjin War, the Japanese generally treated the Korean military with derision, but Korean archers were the one thing militarily that they conceded were markedly superior to their own. Koreans had been using the same sorts of mostly conventional composite bows since forever and the Japanese had plenty of exposure to them before, so I wonder what the advantages of the Japanese bow were that kept them from using those too. Unless it was a material issue or something? I actually have no idea how Koreans sourced the water buffalo horns they used in their bows either given that water buffalo went extinct on the peninsula way back in the first millennium or earlier. Eurasian nomads too for that matter; did they just trade for the horns from really far afield?

I'm no expert on bows or water buffalo, but nomads on the Mongolian plateau herded yak in addition to sheep n camels n horses

Boatswain
May 29, 2012

Fangz posted:

Wasn't there a lot of cooperation between the Stasi and the KGB, and significant numbers of ex-Nazis in the former?

Is there any literature (in French or English) on Stasi (de-)nazification? Especially concerning the HVA? I'd appreciate it.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

Comparing treaties related to Versailles, how do the 50 billion gold marks from the 'A' and 'B' bonds in WWI reparations compare to the 5 billion francs required for Franco-Prussian war reparations? The Fran-Prussian reparations were supposed to be proportional to the old Napoleonic reparations forced upon Prussia. Was their any symbolism to the the WWI value?

golden bubble fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Jun 17, 2018

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Koramei posted:

Imjin War stuff

Vaguely releated, wasn't the gap between Japanese and continental forces something early works in the west about the conflict kind of over exaggerated?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Why did the 57th fighter group keep stealing planes, aside from it being a cool thing to do?

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

JcDent posted:

Why did the 57th fighter group keep stealing planes, aside from it being a cool thing to do?

Flyboys. I imagine they all would, given the chance.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Like you would pass up the chance to steal an airplane if it was unguarded.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Don Gato posted:

I was always under the assumption that Japanese bows were held below the center to make them easier to shoot from horseback, but apparently not? I never would have guessed they'd been using that design for so long.

Yeah that's what I thought too. I saw something on YouTube showing how folks try to keep the candle alive for the horseback archery and I thought that's what they were doing. The bows were made from smoked bamboo, which itself was very meticulously selected. I didn't look much further because YouTube has a way of going military history->hand-to-hand weapons->guns->the truth about the White Race.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Yeah that's what I thought too. I saw something on YouTube showing how folks try to keep the candle alive for the horseback archery and I thought that's what they were doing. The bows were made from smoked bamboo, which itself was very meticulously selected. I didn't look much further because YouTube has a way of going military history->hand-to-hand weapons->guns->the truth about the White Race.
loving hell, all i do on youtube is watch folk music videos and it pushes "popular youtubers" on me. ugggggghhhhhhh

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!

HEY GUNS posted:

loving hell, all i do on youtube is watch folk music videos and it pushes "popular youtubers" on me. ugggggghhhhhhh

i will watch one video about a vidya game or a movie review or something and all of a sudden my recommendations are full of "FEMINISTS DESTROYED STAR WARS" or "SJWs WANT TO HOLOCAUST GAMERS"

youtube's algorithms are awful

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

JcDent posted:

Why did the 57th fighter group keep stealing planes, aside from it being a cool thing to do?

Why would you need any other reason?

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Yeah that's what I thought too. I saw something on YouTube showing how folks try to keep the candle alive for the horseback archery and I thought that's what they were doing. The bows were made from smoked bamboo, which itself was very meticulously selected. I didn't look much further because YouTube has a way of going military history->hand-to-hand weapons->guns->the truth about the White Race.
It's totally an issue. I follow the Townsends, a really wholesome 18th century cooking channel, and I can get in two clicks from that to nazi videos about how Haiti was better off under the French. I even tried without any accounts or cookies, the algorithm directs anything relating to history to dark enlightenment.

HorrificExistence fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jun 17, 2018

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


The Algorithm also redirects children's cartoons into bizarre computer-generated torture porn featuring children's cartoon characters.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

HorrificExistence posted:

It's totally an issue. I follow the Townsend, a really wholesome 18th century cooking channel, and I can get in two clicks from that to nazi videos about how Haiti was better off under the French. I even tried without any accounts or cookies, the algorithm directs anything relating to history to dark enlightenment.

Okay I can get swords-guns-Nazis. I can get games-Nazis. I am not surprised about kid stuff getting all twisted. But how does this happen? Is it like, "You like 19th century French influences in cuisine. You know what else would have benefited from 19th century French influences? Haiti."

I guess it makes sense that SkyNet is fascist.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

I guess it makes sense that SkyNet is fascist.

do you not remember Tay AI?

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!
So I currently live in Japan, and I've been going to castles and museums as I can on my days off. Yesterday I hit up Iwakuni, which had two milhist-relevant sites - Iwakuni Castle and the Iwakuni Museum of Art, which is basically a museum of military arms and art. I apologize in advance for poor photo quality, I only have my phone camera.

The castle is a reconstruction (the original was torn down ca. 1613 due to the Kikkawa family supporting anti-Tokugawa factions), and it had some good weapons, including the biggest sword I've ever seen in real life. 197 cm long!

"Mutsu-no-Kami" forged by Fujiawa Kaneyasu in the mid-Edo period


The steps in forging a blade.



A few guns from the end of the Bakufu - the mark on the domestic firelock is not the Kikkawa family crest, but I couldn't recognize what else it might be.


A war commander's signal flag from the Art Museum.




Helmets!

But the real treat at the art museum was on the 3rd floor, where a few folding screens were held. The most interesting of them were two screens that purported to show standard military formations for divisions. Considering most folding screens I've seen just show the actual battle part rather than the preparation part, I spent a lot of time looking these over.

The older one is from the early 17th C, and shows the Takeda clan preparing for battle. It's almost certainly based on the Kōyō Gunkan, the military record of the Takeda clan which gives a detailed breakdown of the clan's manpower in various categories from 1573. What I found interesting was the prevalence of firearms - especially as most popular depictions of the Takeda have them as being slow to understand the impact of muskets on fighting, and that's why they lost to Nobunaga. I took a bunch of photos of it, and picked the least blurry of them out.


The other screen is from the late 18th, early 19th C, by Dozan Okano. It shows the plan for a mixed formation of about 500 spearmen, musketeers, horsemen, and retainers. What's interesting in this one is that the soldiers seem to be color-coded by weapon - dark green for gunners, orange spearmen - but there are a few I can't tell, like who the light blue are supposed to be. I also took a bunch of pictures of it.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

crab helmet owns

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

The only thing Youtube recommends me is that shouty armchair medievalist on his goony throne.

Animal
Apr 8, 2003

I watched a video about bronze weapons so YouTube kept recommending a video by a guy who calls himself Metatron ranting about how horrible it is that Achilles is portrayed by a black actor on Netflix

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Animal posted:

I watched a video about bronze weapons so YouTube kept recommending a video by a guy who calls himself Metatron ranting about how horrible it is that Achilles is portrayed by a black actor on Netflix

I'm all for verisimilitude, but as long as it's not a documentation claiming Achilles was black, that's stupid. Even reenactment is basically fiction, so it's completely irrelevant how someone looks who portrays whatever figure from history, in whatever medium. :colbert:

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl

MANime in the sheets posted:

Flyboys. I imagine they all would, given the chance.

You wouldn't download a plane

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Libluini posted:

I'm all for verisimilitude, but as long as it's not a documentation claiming Achilles was black, that's stupid. Even reenactment is basically fiction, so it's completely irrelevant how someone looks who portrays whatever figure from history, in whatever medium. :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-2oC0WKEMw

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Everything about the Trojan War is fictional anyway except that there was a city known as Troy (well, Ilios) that got sacked at the end of the Bronze Age and the names (but not the characters) of Paris and Achilles are attested from the time period when the war supposedly happened.

What I'm trying to say is they could cast a literal Martian (if any existed) as Achilles and it would be just as historically accurate as any other choice. The only possible reason to complain about Black Achilles is either because of racism or, at best, misguided anger at a weird fringe bunch of pseudo-historians who you've never heard of that claim Everyone In Classical Greece Was Black.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Jun 17, 2018

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