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quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

now he's defending foreign aid?

lindsey graham, my dude

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

"Hmm.. this story is damaging and I liked it better when everyone was praising me. Maybe I should do something... presidential."

*nukes North Korea*

"how do i get these things launched anyway"

"mr president you have to read off the code in your jacket pocket, then confirm your identity with the secretary of def"

*trump gets bored stops paying attention, resume twitter beef with arnold, nuclear armageddon is averted another day.*

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:20

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

I want Arnold to challenge him to a fight. Call him something like an out of shape fat baby or something.

should deport him back to australia

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:20

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

*wakes up, groggily checks realDonaldTrump twitter, puts gun under pillow and goes back to sleep*

gun dropping from headboard gun dispenser dot gif

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:20

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I wanna die

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:20

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

yall should watch this lindsey graham town hall

forget that you know who lindsey graham is, and watch this town hall

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:21

The Brown Menace: Dec 24, 2010; Now comes in all colors.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

If Trump actually starts trying to throw his weight at the Obamas you know that's when the shoe will drop. Obama left with basically the most sterling legacy of any president in living memory - and you know he's got piles and piles of documents/people on the inside still loyal to him over this poo poo-clown. It's all bluster because the moment Trump made a move is the moment the stage collapses.

Aaaaaaaahahahah

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:21

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Al-Saqr posted:

lol if you think barack gives two shits about you.

Barry is going to play a round of golf this weekend, but very ironically.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zikan posted:

"how do i get these things launched anyway"

"mr president you have to read off the code in your jacket pocket, then confirm your identity with the secretary of def"

*trump gets bored stops paying attention, resume twitter beef with arnold, nuclear armageddon is averted another day.*

I wonder if Mattis has already had to talk Donald down from nukes

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:21

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

zen death robot posted:

Are the missiles flying yet

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:22

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

Baloogan posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:22

quadrophrenic: Feb 4, 2011; WIN MARNIE WIN

honestly i wouldn't be surprised if we saw lindsey graham pull a reverse zell miller over the next couple of years

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

quadrophrenic posted:

yall should watch this lindsey graham town hall

forget that you know who lindsey graham is, and watch this town hall

i wonder if this has something in particular to do with SC.

Because the two major poles for trump opposition in the republican party in the house/senate respectively are aligning around Graham and Sanford.

# ? Mar 4, 2017 17:23

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Baloogan posted:

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Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008