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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



This destroyed my soul

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

steinrokkan posted:

Love to pet filth and pestilence made flesh

please don't tell us about your masturbation habits

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
That garlic looks great, nutella is garbage.

e: I am wario

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

LifeSunDeath posted:

That garlic looks great, nutella is garbage.

e: I am wario

Might be non-sweet peanut butter in which case ....maybe? :ohdear:

Zeth
Dec 28, 2006

Cluck you say?
Buglord
Yeah that's too light a color and the wrong texture to be Nutella. It's peanut, maybe almond butter.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Also that's not garlic, those are teeth slices

PERMACAV 50
Jul 24, 2007

because we are cat

darthbob88 posted:

Bread's not poisonous or anything, mind, it's just like "Don't give kids soda". It's empty calories that should be replaced with actual food, like seeds and leaves and whatnot.

It can also gently caress up the waterways by promoting algae growth that crowds out things the ducks actually eat. Toss duckies thawed peas and leafy greens, not bread.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I like to give ducks hoisin sauce, cucumber, green onion, and thin little pancakey things.

Metaline
Aug 20, 2003


Picnic Princess posted:



This destroyed my soul

This looks like something my stupid ex-best friend would eat Jesus Christ

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

The Bloop posted:

Also that's not garlic, those are teeth slices

Oh no noo

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
bone app the teeth

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Cross posting from the florida thread

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mueller already leaked the Trump nude he aquired?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

the rest of the post is probably alright food that just photographs poorly
but this

this is hideous.
like... the layers of slow creeping realizations came over me in waves.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
is that salt or sugar?

i mean either are horrible but gha

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

sneakyfrog posted:

is that salt or sugar?

i mean either are horrible but gha

Source claims salt.

Because there's not enough in the grocery store cheese dip and hot dogs.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

KataraniSword posted:

Source claims salt.

Because there's not enough in the grocery store cheese dip and hot dogs.

Doritos Brand Nacho Cheese Food Queso Style Dip

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

KataraniSword posted:

Source claims salt.

Because there's not enough in the grocery store cheese dip and hot dogs.

I thought it was ranch dressing because hot dog segments go into the cheese, then the ranch, then the mouth, then the arteries.

Also, I'm not used to seeing bulk salt on the side in a dish like that, unless someone is prepping glass rims for margaritas. Salt shakers are fine, that is AFP

CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 19:51 on Dec 28, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i am making chili cheese dogs

because im worth it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
ps there are beans

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sneakyfrog posted:

ps there are beans

now you did it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
*han soloing*

i know.

cnut
May 3, 2016

sneakyfrog posted:

i am making chili cheese dogs

because im worth it

Doobie set a high bar, hope you can do better!

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
squeeze cheese is an abomination

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
I think it's mustard? Either way it shouldn't be on a chili dog

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
update we are putting colby jack all over that poo poo

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sneakyfrog posted:

update we are putting colby jack all over that poo poo

where are the pictures

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008


I had those same plates in college and for second I wondered if that was me after bar. But, I never eat thick crust frozen pizza, so clearly it wasn't.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you hipsters dont get to vicariously experience my life. get gud.


grill weeners

toast buns with a bit of mayo or fat or butter

dice onions finely

make chili

add beans or else its just a tomato dog

grate colby jack upon it

poo poo profusely and fart with love upon your fellow man or lady.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




sneakyfrog posted:

squeeze cheese is an abomination

That's mustard and a square of processed cheese product like Kraft singles or some other square 'cheese' slice.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pickles on a pizza? Maybe. Pizzas are kind of like cheeseburgers with oregano added to the ketchup.

Please don't attack me too hard.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Pickles on a cheeseburger pizza are :discourse:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




When the caviar and gummi worms melt into the cheese :discourse:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Making children laugh is exhilarating: lunch with Elliot Perlman

Timna Jacks posted:

I've met Perlman at Ides restaurant in Collingwood, where we begin the meal with warm seeded bread served with a healthy dollop of creamy peanut butter. Ides is a two-hatted restaurant though; this is no ordinary peanut butter. As a marshmallow softens on a flame, the peanut butter melts (or does it ooze?) on the tongue.

...

Every dish is different, colourful and surprising at Ides, opened by former Attica sous chef Peter Gunn. Food here is masterfully presented. A helping of salted mushrooms tucked in a bed of lightly coloured pebbles looks so alluring that Perlman stops this journalist from plopping a pebble in her mouth.

...

Next comes the aptly named "black box" resting on a wide dark charcoal plate, which we need to hammer apart; the box is actually made from white chocolate, coloured with the ash of burnt coconut husks.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Oh my god what even is this.

Who is this Elliot Perlman dork? Why is he being interviewed at a ridiculous restaurant? Why is the writer simultaneously interviewing this guy and reviewing/gushing about the restaurant? Why the gently caress did they feel the need to post the bill for the meal?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Last night, I was at an Italian restaurant and I saw them bring a pasta dish over to the table next to me. I couldn't figure out what it was, it looked there was a bunch of crescent rolls just scattered ij the pasta :psyduck:

I then realized it was clam shells and the patterns were kinda spirally. Its me, I'm the small medium pastry guy

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Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


poop dood posted:

Oh my god what even is this.

Who is this Elliot Perlman dork? Why is he being interviewed at a ridiculous restaurant? Why is the writer simultaneously interviewing this guy and reviewing/gushing about the restaurant? Why the gently caress did they feel the need to post the bill for the meal?

Straya mate.

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