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AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Solice Kirsk posted:

Dollars to donuts he has used the phrase "big boned" to describe himself at some point.

Dollars to donuts he has turned dollars to donuts at some point

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

We've all turned dollars to donuts, he's just turned waaaay more dollars into donuts than most people.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 04:55

quite stretched out: Feb 17, 2011; the chillest

Solice Kirsk posted:

We've all turned dollars to donuts, he's just turned waaaay more dollars into donuts than most people.

Hey man, you gotta play to your strengths!

# ? Sep 29, 2014 07:03

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Say Nothing posted:

How does this person not collapse into a puddle of lard and bone dust?

His dick is hidden behind almost a full foot of belly overhang, how does he ...

EDIT: uhhhh actually I'm probably happier not knowing the answer to any question that starts with those words

# ? Sep 29, 2014 10:31

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

There's an old photo of an immensely fat guy wearing a zebra striped shirt with a gunt that hangs down to his goddamn knees.

Every time I see it, I wonder how he takes a piss or poo poo with that mass of fat just hanging there.

Hell, how would you jerk off :magical:

If nothing else tells you it's time to lose weight, not being able to reach your own dick has to be it.

Here we go, found it:

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Sep 29, 2014

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Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Well, he's not riding a scooter, so there's that.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 14:51

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Gorilla Salad posted:

There's an old photo of an immensely fat guy wearing a zebra striped shirt with a gunt that hangs down to his goddamn knees.

Every time I see it, I wonder how he takes a piss or poo poo with that mass of fat just hanging there.

Hell, how would you jerk off If nothing else tells you it's time to lose weight, not being able to reach your own dick has to be it.

Here we go, found it:

That bit of fat that hangs down like that is called The Apron!

DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 15:14 on Sep 29, 2014

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

I bet there's a bunch of patent applications with hilari-sad diagrams of devices to help people like that do everyday dick-related activities

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:00

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Have some weird worm that eats other worms:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:21

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Gorilla Salad posted:

Ralphie May really let himself go.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:23

Action Yak: Nov 9, 2008

DrBouvenstein posted:

Have some weird worm that eats other worms:

I bet there are people who jerk off to this.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:45

Marta Velasquez: Mar 9, 2013; Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...; Fallen Rib

DrBouvenstein posted:

That is the largest foreskin I've ever seen.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 15:48

AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Have some weird worm that eats other worms:

God hired HR Geiger as a designer at some point I see.
Edit: look at his designs for the Dune Worm. It's practically the 3rd gif exactly, except with dicks, which shouldn't come as a shock to anyone who is familiar with Geiger's work.

AFewBricksShy has a new favorite as of 16:07 on Sep 29, 2014

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Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

Have some weird worm that eats other worms:

Is David Attenborough narrating this? Is that part of a bug doc? Need the details.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 16:04

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Gorilla Salad posted:

There's an old photo of an immensely fat guy wearing a zebra striped shirt with a gunt that hangs down to his goddamn knees.

Every time I see it, I wonder how he takes a piss or poo poo with that mass of fat just hanging there.

Hell, how would you jerk off If nothing else tells you it's time to lose weight, not being able to reach your own dick has to be it.

Here we go, found it:

Nice photoshop man, but we all know he's just carrying a zebra.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:05

Doctor Bishop: Oct 22, 2013; To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

AFewBricksShy posted:

God hired HR Geiger as a designer at some point I see.
Edit: look at his designs for the Dune Worm. It's practically the 3rd gif exactly, except with dicks, which shouldn't come as a shock to anyone who is familiar with Geiger's work.

You forgot the teeth.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 18:21

canis minor: May 4, 2011

http://www.lazinc.com/artist/charlie-isoe/works

http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/09/undulatus-asperatus/

# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:22

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I bet there's a bunch of patent applications with hilari-sad diagrams of devices to help people like that do everyday dick-related activities

There are 2 diagrams - one is a wheelbarrow, the other is a hydraulic jack

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:10

Hedgehog Pie: May 19, 2012; Total fuckin' silence.

cptn_dr posted:

Just out of curiosity, what's the background behind this? Obviously I get what it's supposed to be signifying but is it from something/a specific incident? It's quite striking to me.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:05

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:06

kinmik: Jul 17, 2011; Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Just out of curiosity, what's the background behind this? Obviously I get what it's supposed to be signifying but is it from something/a specific incident? It's quite striking to me.

A woman is hiding from a home intruder, who followed her up there, and an unhelpful gently caress decided to take a picture and put it on reddit for internet points.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:05

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

kinmik posted:

A woman is hiding from a home intruder, who followed her up there, and an unhelpful gently caress decided to take a picture and put it on reddit for internet points.

Well...? What happened next? :ohdear:

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joat mon: Oct 15, 2009; I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Choco1980 posted:

Well...? What happened next?

The police arrived and thought for a moment the girl was the intruder.

Once that got straightened out, everybody waited, police with guns, bystanders with cameras, until a fire truck arrived with a ladder so the girl could get down. Then the police coaxed the intruder down and arrested him.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/25/us/california-venice-roof-intruder/index.html
I guess a helpful person would have started shooting?

e:It looks like these folks are the unhelpful fucks:

quote:

Venice 311 is a non-profit organization ( 501(C)3 status pending ) dedicated to improving neighborhood safety, awareness, and reducing grime. Our online reporting system enables users to fill out a report on many of the most common municipal, safety and neighborhood issues unique to our beach city � and know that the report will be routed to the proper city or county office for resolution. In many instances, such as local graffiti, we go out and paint over it or remove it ourselves! Our goal is the help Venice to Shine On!

http://venice311.org/contact-us/about/

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# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:21

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Is the intruder dark skinned and wearing a scarf, or is he wearing a mask or something over his head? The photo isn't really high quality so it almost looks like he's wearing something but Jesus Christ what a terrifying situation. Good for her with quick thinking by getting on the roof where she was at least in broad day light.

E: NM I saw a pic of the guy. That original picture the shadows looked like he was wearing something to cover his face and there was a serious The Strangers vibe.

54 40 or fuck has a new favorite as of 00:37 on Sep 30, 2014

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Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

eithedog posted:

Does not belong in this thread :colbert:

That said, I could totally understand why some ancient goat herders would come up with the idea of a firmament after seeing something like this. Totally looks like the waters above.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:00

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 30, 2014 08:20

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

that ghost really went out of his way to make an impression.

"My face will be all blurry and black and I'll be hanging from the ceiling...upside down...waving. This will freaking blow their minds :iiam:

"

I bet he also made a ooooohhhhh sound.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:01

The Missing Link: Aug 13, 2008; Should do fine against cats.

Palpek posted:

that ghost really went out of his way to make an impression.

"My face will be all blurry and black and I'll be hanging from the ceiling...upside down...waving. This will freaking blow their minds "

I bet he also made a ooooohhhhh sound.

The one totally legit photographic evidence of a ghost and nobody believes it because it looks like the ghost is trying to hard.

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Djeser: Mar 22, 2013; it's crow time again

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Taeke: Feb 2, 2010

Djeser posted:

Sorry, not creepy but beautiful.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 10:26

newreply.php: Dec 24, 2009; Pillbug

Djeser posted:

is this the old V2-plant at Eperleques? I saw a pretty kingfisher there once that had nested on a tiny concrete island formed beneath where a bomb hit the roof :3:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 11:48

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

Palpek posted:

that ghost really went out of his way to make an impression.

"My face will be all blurry and black and I'll be hanging from the ceiling...upside down...waving. This will freaking blow their minds "

I bet he also made a ooooohhhhh sound.

Supposedly that's a body falling from the ceiling just as the photo was taken. Presumably the face and hands are black with decomposition.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 11:50

SybilVimes: Oct 29, 2011

Astrofig posted:

Supposedly that's a body falling from the ceiling just as the photo was taken. Presumably the face and hands are black with decomposition.

Except as a previous reddit discussion on the photo noted, the photograph is clearly composed (and noone could find any uncropped version of it, anywhere) with the space left for the 'body' to be in, therefore it logically must be staged.

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LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

I think they're just saying that it's not supposed to be a ghost.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:20

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

Ghost or no ghost - that dead body is way overdoing its dramatic entry :colbert:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 15:16

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

It reminds me of the Maitlands from Beetlejuice trying way too hard to be scary.

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# ? Sep 30, 2014 15:22

LazyMaybe: Aug 18, 2013; oouagh

At least the photographer was accommodating enough to make room for them in frame.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 15:26

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I've seen that body falling one a bunch, and what really bugs me about its composition is the apparent size of the body. the perspective suggests its falling behind the table, and if that's true, then the dude must be like, 7 foot tall. While that's not impossible, it does seem highly unlikely.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 16:52