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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Schumer looks alright to me.

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Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

Gonzo McFee posted:

Amy is a really pretty, funny girl. There is no level of goonsay or PSP.txt that can describe how weird you are to be championing Ziggler's wiggler options.

Gonzo and I reach common ground. She was funny on the Roseanne roast as well as her recent Comedy Central special. Also Lone Rogue saying she's not funny pretty much confirms she is because hey look at any Lone Rogue joke.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Hirams Bitch posted:

Gonzo and I reach common ground. She was funny on the Roseanne roast as well as her recent Comedy Central special. Also Lone Rogue saying she's not funny pretty much confirms she is because hey look at any Lone Rogue joke.

:lol:

You don't hear stories often about wrestlers being good to women so there's that.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Mr. Carlisle posted:

:lol:

You don't hear stories often about wrestlers being good to women so there's that.

I dunno I think Dolph liking "wrestly" sex is hardly akin to beating women or anything.

Miles O'Brian
May 22, 2006

All we have to lose is our chains

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I dunno I think Dolph liking "wrestly" sex is hardly akin to beating women or anything.

I think thats exactly what he is implying. Its good to hear about Dolph being a gentleman to a woman instead of what you usually get in the biz.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Miles O'Brian posted:

I think thats exactly what he is implying. Its good to hear about Dolph being a gentleman to a woman instead of what you usually get in the biz.

Ohhh yeah I see now. Read it wrong the first time.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Shut up and post wrestling videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9bpnlXggCY

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
This thread needs some more chops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-7IGJ2G90A

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


With all the D'Lo Brown talk in the Twitter thread, let's look back at how D'Lo's friendship with Steve Austin fell to pieces.

RBX
Jan 2, 2011

Ah, everything was better in the 90's.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


bobkatt013 posted:

This thread needs some more chops

Atmosphere in this match really is chilling. The Misawa/Kobashi match in 03 had an amazing feeling also.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-O1mvZ3ce4

:stare:

Perigryn fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Aug 26, 2012

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Perigryn posted:

[video type="youtube"]/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B-O1mvZ3ce4[/video]

:stare:

:stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2wu7qnmim8

:gonk:

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Aug 26, 2012

Critical
Aug 23, 2007


There was a boxer in the 90s who ended up blind and in a coma for the rest of his life due to a incidental headbutt half as severe as these. This poo poo is so stupid.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
The only good wrestling headbutt is the Samoan headbutt.

Everything else is loving retarded.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_h9U01lfUE

Highlights from the Can Am Rising show in Windsor on Friday night.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
So WWE has a few different list deals up, and one is a Top 25 moments from the Attitude era. Halfway into the list is the segment with Rock and Mankind doing "This Is Your Life" and I had to post part 4, simply because of the high school sweetheart segment:

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-rock-this-is-your-life-part-4-raw-september-27-1999-26003506

I about died at the 4 minute mark, I miss JR and King on commentary

Chemi
Jan 1, 2004

foppish
Amazing.

MattHardyBrandX
Aug 1, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I'm not a musician, but James Storm uploaded this :nws: video :nws: of a really impressive technique and its worth a watch.

Mod Edit: added NWS tags.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

MattHardyBrandX posted:

I'm not a musician, but James Storm uploaded this video of a really impressive technique and its worth a watch.
....Why, MattHardyBrandX, why?

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
Penises sure are hilarious. :mad:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
:nws: for gently caress sakes.

EDIT: This video is acceptable to watch as it has Christopher Daniels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haYNkP47esE

Paper Jam Dipper fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 27, 2012

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Ozz81 posted:

So WWE has a few different list deals up, and one is a Top 25 moments from the Attitude era. Halfway into the list is the segment with Rock and Mankind doing "This Is Your Life" and I had to post part 4, simply because of the high school sweetheart segment:

http://www.wwe.com/videos/the-rock-this-is-your-life-part-4-raw-september-27-1999-26003506

I about died at the 4 minute mark, I miss JR and King on commentary

Love it. I always crack up at the second base line.

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Kane in Anger Management was the funniest WWE sketch in forever.

"For reasons not explained to me, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose."

http://www.wwe.com/videos/daniel-bryan-receives-anger-management-class-raw-aug-27-2012-26048297

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdNjIv-tjl4

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Man, Linda created a job for that poor guy just for Vince to be a star to him.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWXufM4CkdU

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYGLTLBweS0

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Here's an awesome match I'd never heard of before: Randy Savage vs. Bad News Brown in a Harlem Streetfight. A great brawl with some spots I did not expect to see in a match from this era.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tOXZxW9xZE

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPDWJYmx61g

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjHpnoCag-g
This still makes me both :stare: and :psyduck:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

It's like watching a truck ballet. Things that big should not be THAT agile.

ESPECIALLY NOT loving BIG SHOW.

Seriously, I'd love the fat waste of space at this point if he put on matches like that regularly.

Triple-Kan
Dec 29, 2008
EDIT: This was a dumb shitpost.

Triple-Kan fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Sep 1, 2012

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Triple-Kan posted:

EDIT: This was a dumb shitpost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLwLpTFmSY&t=9s

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

I thought the knuckle lock was somewhat impressive. Kane displayed more flexibility then I thought he'd be capable of from a standing position.

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW
For anyone curious for how long Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian have known each other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N664smNB7ic

I
Aug 4, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Batista vs. Brock Lesnar in OVW.
Smell the steroids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-G_EMLXIc

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I posted:

Batista vs. Brock Lesnar in OVW.
Smell the steroids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-G_EMLXIc

drat, I don't remember Batista even being *that* big in WWE when he started, as Deacon Batista or part of Evolution

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Here's a rather interesting Junior/Crusierweight match I learned of recently that happened in the WWF during 1984.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPa0JHtuxM

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God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.

KungFu Grip posted:

Here's a rather interesting Junior/Crusierweight match I learned of recently that happened in the WWF during 1984.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPa0JHtuxM

Cobra is a much better gimmick than Jumpin Jeff Farmer. Same guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs

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