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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Dolphins are good and cool creatures.

America should have finished Japan off and nuked them into oblivion.



Regardless, still gone guys.

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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

The vast majority of people never have the privilege of taking part in a crash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zpAwJA7opI

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

smoobles posted:

i saw that this thread was bumped;; was the plane found? thanks in advance.

UPDATE: plane is not currently found at the moment

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
What plane is this again? I forgot.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
This plane is like my virginity


...gone forever

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

DEAR RICHARD posted:

This plane is like my virginity


...gone forever

pfff that plane is still on the runway

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


DEAR RICHARD posted:

This plane is like my virginity


...gone forever

gnarlyhotep posted:

pfff that plane is still on the runway

Can it be jump started by using a "self-paced" treadmill until mile high status is achieved?

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

DEAR RICHARD posted:

This plane is like my virginity

Pretty sure this plane wasn't lost at your family reunion

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

I will be releasing an ebook shortly with the status of the plane

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

PleasureKevin posted:

I will be releasing an ebook shortly with the status of the plane

:krakentoot:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i found the plane.. its at the bottom of the indian ocean hahahaha

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ITS.


GONE.


just let if go faggots. let. it. go.

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

pilot: if you two don't stop fighting back there, I will turn this plane around!

passenger: yeah right you're too lazy to disengage the auto pilot.

pilot: that's it!

*turbulence*

pilot: oh poo poo how do I turn it back on ah

passenger: loving idiot

pilot: I will try the Konami code

*plane veers around like crazy*

passenger: hey I think we're in a secret level

pilot: hehh, this owns

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol a plane full of hundreds of people disappeared without a trace and it will never be found

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Chinatown posted:

ITS.


GONE.


just let if go faggots. let. it. go.

u mad bro

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Still gone.

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
I live for the day that it is found and this thread is the first place I find out about it.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol a plane full of hundreds of people disappeared without a trace and it will never be found

We can't say that with certainty

Though the bodies of the people who died in the crash (all of them) have decomposed by now

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

maybe someone survived

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TEAYCHES posted:

maybe someone survived

if you define survived as "some of their molecules remain", then yes they all survived

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

chinatown is causing the plane to be gone, by saying so. as soon as chinatown is gone, the plane will be found. i think we know what we have to do.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
the plane will not be found until this thread reaches page number 404

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Sharzak posted:

the plane will not be found until this thread reaches page number 404
So never?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

smoobles posted:

chinatown is causing the plane to be gone, by saying so. as soon as chinatown is gone, the plane will be found. i think we know what we have to do.

hey don't look at me I didn't do it

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
if you still fly malaysia airlines you're dumb

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

june 2014: "well, at least it can't get worse" - malaysia airlines pres

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

smoobles posted:

chinatown is causing the plane to be gone, by saying so. as soon as chinatown is gone, the plane will be found. i think we know what we have to do.

A very rude opinion.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
An interesting article (not really)
http://flightclub.jalopnik.com/former-airline-official-says-u-s-air-force-may-have-sh-1673705556

Still gone guys...

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008
didn't paul simon write a song about this

maybe someone should ask him what he thinks

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
http://www.wikihow.com/Land-an-Airplane-in-an-Emergency

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Just double checking... maybe it landed and they just mixed up the gate number?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dudes.

:lost:

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Hey that link has already been posted so move alone, I'm an idiot and the plane is still at the bottom of the ocean.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

At what point of sitting at the bottom of the ocean does an airplane become a submarine?

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
When it surfaces.


When I was a submariner we used to say that subs are safer than planes...there are more airplanes in the ocean than subs in the sky.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/1...100-minutes.htm

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
No plane yet but they did find some sand:

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2014/12/12/13/08/mh370-search-image-released

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011


so this is an image of the sea floor

taken while looking for the plane

but no

there's no plane in the image.

enjoy :D

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Merry Christmas everyone.

Still gone.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Chinatown posted:

Merry Christmas everyone.

Still gone.

The plane is somewhere, man.

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