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The Whoreax: Sep 7, 2008; I speak for the wood.

steinrokkan posted:

India is currently raising diplomatic protests against an Australian ads that promote lamb as a politically correct alternative to beef. (because it is insensitive to vegans)

http://www.news.com.au/finance/busi...fedf84ac114e499

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Are there a lot of vegans in India? I know Jains are vegan (right?) but I would think dairy products were too much a part of the culture to fully avoid.

The current protest has nothing to do with veganism. The protest is because Lord Ganesha is depicted promoting eating meat, as he is vegetarian.

The veganism thing mentioned in the article is from another ad campaign from 2016.

Mainstream Hinduism is completely incompatible with veganism, milk and butter are extremely entwined with the Hindu religion.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:28

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:36

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Oh, I see. I didn't watch the video, but yeah, that's pretty offensive.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:45

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Ya(a)r is a word in hindi for 'buddy' or 'dude' which i think makes that 'nice boobs dude'

Well super bowl to you yar.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:51

AndyElusive: Jan 7, 2007

I ain't your buddy, yar!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:52

SaltyJesus: Jun 2, 2011; Arf!

The Whoreax posted:

The current protest has nothing to do with veganism. The protest is because Lord Ganesha is depicted promoting eating meat, as he is vegetarian.

yeah, that's a legitimate thing to protest

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:01

Scrodes: Oct 18, 2003; LOL RACISM!

Vegetable posted:

its not all about the size!!

And yet, Big Nipples Big Life.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 19:49

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

Tsunemori posted:

Oh man

I swear I'm not making these up

i love each and every one of these insane emails

are you in contact with other people with your jobtitle at other corps? are they also gettin' this poo poo?

Away all Goats posted:

At least this one is actually attractive instead of lookin' like someones tired aunt

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:40

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

uli2000 posted:

Don't gently caress with an Indian Guru's right to rape, he'll unleash hell on your town: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/25/546044174/guru-of-bling-rape-conviction-sparks-protests-at-least-17-reported-dead?live=1

Love the pic:

Reminds me of: http://gph.is/29ehD9U

lmao

quote:

Along the way, the guru has faced other legal troubles and controversies � as in 2012, when India's Central Bureau of Investigation looked into reports that the guru had ordered 400 of his male followers to be castrated.

Don't mess with the guy who ripped my dick off!!!! *burns down village*

# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:37

McSpergin: Sep 10, 2013

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Also lamb is delicious eat lamb

can confirm lamb is a direct gift from a non existent deity

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Oh, I see. I didn't watch the video, but yeah, that's pretty offensive.

its still a good ad for cultural togetherness

Deceitful Penguin posted:

At least this one is actually attractive instead of lookin' like someones tired aunt

I mean she's photoshopped her chest but i agree that she is still attractive

# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:25

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

AndyElusive posted:

I ain't your buddy, yar!

That av tho

# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:45

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

We are a very small company... there are only three of us, and we're all Aussies. Two of us are contractors and the third guy is managing the contracts.

We do get a lot of CVs from international workers, especially in the IT industry, particularly from Middle East/South Asia. Yes there are some Indians but definitely not enough for me to say the majority.

There is a visa for specialist skills where they can get permanent residency if they can get a job, and many of them try to escape poverty by this path, so I can sympathise in a way. We don't look at their origin/race at all though, just whether they provide an Australian phone number or not (we can't really conduct interviews internationally, and clients generally want local workers).

I'm guessing they write these emails and fire them off to all recruitment agencies. We have never replied to these emails, since professionally it's kinda inappropriate to troll them. However if any goon wants to touch the poop, then that might lead somewhere. I doubt you will get anything though since the address are just spammy ones, but you never know...

Really curious about the thought process though, like at some point someone was like, hey let's email these white fellas and tell them Indians are totally rad (and fac those lazy Chinese)... like do they think there's anyone that would read that and not go, ???????

I'll keep them coming as they come, seems to be every 2-3 weeks in average. Happy to start another thread if this is a bit off topic from Facebook porn - someone come up with a kickboxing thread title please

# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:02

Bajaj: Sep 13, 2017; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:10

Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

Lamb vindaloo is my jam.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:13

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tsunemori posted:

We are a very small company... there are only three of us, and we're all Aussies. Two of us are contractors and the third guy is managing the contracts.

We do get a lot of CVs from international workers, especially in the IT industry, particularly from Middle East/South Asia. Yes there are some Indians but definitely not enough for me to say the majority.

There is a visa for specialist skills where they can get permanent residency if they can get a job, and many of them try to escape poverty by this path, so I can sympathise in a way. We don't look at their origin/race at all though, just whether they provide an Australian phone number or not (we can't really conduct interviews internationally, and clients generally want local workers).

I'm guessing they write these emails and fire them off to all recruitment agencies. We have never replied to these emails, since professionally it's kinda inappropriate to troll them. However if any goon wants to touch the poop, then that might lead somewhere. I doubt you will get anything though since the address are just spammy ones, but you never know...

Really curious about the thought process though, like at some point someone was like, hey let's email these white fellas and tell them Indians are totally rad (and fac those lazy Chinese)... like do they think there's anyone that would read that and not go, ???????

I'll keep them coming as they come, seems to be every 2-3 weeks in average. Happy to start another thread if this is a bit off topic from Facebook porn - someone come up with a kickboxing thread title please

Keep posting them they are great. I'm also confused as to what they think is going to come of sending these out.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:24

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

They hope that somewhere, in some recruitment office, this conversation will take place:

A: "Huh, people keep calling us racist against Indians"
B: "Whatever"
A: "Maybe we should give special consideration to minority applicants over Australians just to make sure there is no hidden bias in violation of our corporate diversity policy."
B: "If you think so, I don't care."
A: "I'm on it!"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:28

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

But even then, there have to be untold numbers of Indian applicants that have nothing to do with them. Like who is paying them, some Indian NGO?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Bajaj posted:

Dark.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:41

arbybaconator: Dec 18, 2007; All hat and no cattle

I am the boobs

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:05

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

I'm the one who faccs

# ? Sep 14, 2017 07:00

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Breaking Bhabbi

# ? Sep 14, 2017 07:05

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Say my name.

You're goddamn right.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 12:37

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Say my name.

You're goddamn right.

Yes, hello Dr. Boob. What's wrong with my cooch?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 14:38

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Dr. Mrs. Boob

# ? Sep 14, 2017 15:29

Tsunemori: Nov 20, 2006; HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

Well this one is different

quote:

From: Anna Sharot <mngnwncrdpvdlb@ous.com.au>
Date: 13 September 2017 at 19:54
Subject: Contracts there is no way back for us x
To: Contracts

Contracts, please quickly look at the image below.

It tells you that 1/3 of Aussies can only keep their homes for less then a month if they lost jobs. The data is from RBA.

So now you get it! People in power, they cannot allow house to go any lower. Otherwise everyone will default on it and our country will be destroyed! If something bad happens, they will devaluate the Aussie dolla instead. Let me say again, they will turn your life savings into toilet paper, simply because they cannot allow the house to go any lower, at least on "number".

Knowing this, you cannot keep anything in your account, instead, you should turn all your savings into houses! The more debt you are in, the more you will have when economy crisis hit! And you know it is not far away!

Now you know what to do! Harris Park in Sydney, it is good place to start with! This area had grown by 200% over the past 7 years! Act fast or you will regret for another 7 years!

Harris Park is the best place to live in Sydney! remember this fact!

Anna

# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:38

unpacked robinhood: Feb 18, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Remember this facc !

# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:40

PhantomPayne: Aug 8, 2017; I should think before posting

Oh no, not my dollaz

What if it's an indian AI made to control Australia? :thunk:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:57

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

I think I know what happened to the girl from the Hannah Saga.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:27

arbybaconator: Dec 18, 2007; All hat and no cattle

Screaming Idiot posted:

Breaking Bhabbi

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:31

nerdz: Oct 12, 2004; Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.; Grimey Drawer

A cursory google search says that Harris Park in Sidney is also called "Little India"

:thunk:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:37

Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

Deceitful Penguin posted:

i love each and every one of these insane emails

are you in contact with other people with your jobtitle at other corps? are they also gettin' this poo poo?
At least this one is actually attractive instead of lookin' like someones tired aunt

Booooosssssss

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:40