freeedr posted:

Cats don’t even splat at terminal velocity so a twenty foot drop will not often be a problem

TehRedWheelbarrow posted:

You say that but maybe about 12? years ago I had a really inquisitive squirrel on my garage and I'm all like what's up dude how you doing

Looked me in the eye and then headfirst dove on the driveway. I had to clean that poo poo up.

I don't talk to animals anymore. I'm like the anti Disney princess of death.

Dewgy posted:

Allen_Aldo posted:

https://twitter.com/HaitianDvorce/status/1571874307176816640?t=kI2yleae70Ho_tTYdaKhNQ&s=19

Platystemon posted:

Which forum do they mod?

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

they don't, anymore

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Every ejaculation not inside a fertile vagina should be criminalized then.

Batterypowered7 posted:

Yes, we've heard of Onan

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The Arbarian?

AlbieQuirky posted:

you forgot to put chicken in the biskit

ekuNNN posted:

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Charlize Therac

jeebus bob posted:

Fitting, because being South African she knows a lot about race conditions.

Laserjet 4P posted:

For the people who don't get the reference: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Therac-25

YOSPOS' username threads consistently strike comedy gold.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hm. Nope, gonna have to phrase it in a way I can understand

Bagpipes

specifically whan they're usit without givin breathin space tae the rest o the music, syne thon's a goddamnit feature o the instrument, because A dae love me some bagpipes but drat, daes it have tae be a solo thon goes the whole length o the piece, an also specifically the time years ago A stayit on the royal mile i edinburch for a week an the duelin bagpipes kickit aff at 6 am ivery day but A broucht thon on myself.

ay, thon's a bagpipes sentence.

Grem posted:

I am jealous of friendly fire incidents in the bullshit war.

Before I deployed I was an MP on Camp Kinser in Okinawa. We constantly had to secure unlocked buildings. We also had to have our guns drawn for this poo poo. Lots of warehouses on Kinser have rooms with two openings. I was a boot, meritorious Lance, and there was a Corporal with me. He made me clear the surrounding rooms while he stayed in a room with two doors. He told me to knock three times and open the door when I'm done with the rooms on the opposite side of where we entered. I cleared the rooms and was about to knock and for some reason this dude opens the loving door.

Every time I see this gif I see this dude's reaction:



He gives that look and raises his M9 right in front of my loving face. He somehow missed and I escaped with my life and a perforated ear drum. There's probably a bullet hole still in some supply building that had arctic cammies in it on Kinser, we never reported it.

But gently caress me I would have preferred a letter home about friendly fire in Iraq than "Sorry mom, my idiot boss shot me in the face in Japan a night after we got wasted at karaoke."

Delphisage posted:

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'M SORRY! PLEASE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE LABELED A PEDOPHILE!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT!!! I'LL STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD!!! I EVEN REPORTED MYSELF FOR SAYING IT!!!

Captain Hygiene posted:

On the site for less than two months, and the stupid has already got to em. You hate to see it

Cythereal posted:

There has been a very strange person in the Fire Emblem general chat thread in Video Games recently.

Dameius posted:

Seems like a normal anime fan internet user to me.

Antivehicular posted:

Boy, that link leads to a lot of discussion about how old various video-game teens (?) look or don't look

Antivehicular posted:

Boy, that link leads to a lot of discussion about how old various video-game teens (?) look or don't look

Dameius posted:

Seems like a normal anime fan internet user to me.

Empty Sandwich posted:

it's no Donald Pentium

Brawnfire posted:

Reminds me of when I put an ice cube on my cat and she glared at me.

An hour or so later I come back downstairs and she's in the same spot with a little water spot on her back, glaring again.

TheRealJon posted:

I can't be alone in this weird fetish-like thing that I do. I just have this horrible habit of having to cum on things. Anything, I shall give you a rundown of stuff of the top of my head ...

When I go to a hotel, I get a huge sex drive for some reason. And if no one is there to help me with it I just go crazy. Last business trip I was on I ended up in the Ramada by the Philly ariport and I just went nuts. Closed up all the blinds, got naked laid in the bed, turned on the weather channel and jsut went nuts. Sprayed cum all over the walls, on the toilet seat, and even on the bible in the little drawer by the bed. I have some kind of bodily hormone that makes me need to be sexually active in a hotel, no matter who or what I'm with.

Sometimes before I ship an item from a sale on ebay, I'll bust a nut into the styrofoam peanuts before sealing it up and sending it out to my buyer. Seems liek a victimless crime to me. And for some reason stuff like that gets me really hot.

When I'm at work I like to rub one out to wake myself up. So I go into a stall and do a quick one and shoot it on the side of the stall. The next day when I come back to do it again, I see the leftovers of yesterday and add to the paintjob.

One of my lesser proud moments was when I was younger I thought it was so hot to shoot it allover a girls' face. And since no girl would even touch me, being the antisocial dickhead I was, I hunched over one night and shot one on my face. And you know how you come to senses after you cum? I felt like a loving fool witting there hunched over with cum all over my face, clenching my lips together so it doesn't get in my mouth.

I guess I got over that since from then I really enjoyed it when my girlfriend would kiss me or spit some in my mouth after I blew a load. It's kind of a bonding experience to both have to drive home together with that bitter, bleachy tastes in your mouths.

But yeah, just thought I'd get that off my chest. One more strike against my mind that has gotten hosed up since my best friend turned gay and asked if he could suck my dick in Boy Scout camp.

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Yaldabaoth posted:

Goatse is one guy who didn't have to worry about dying on the crapper.

dot communist posted:

Pretty sure he died by making GBS threads himself inside out, and the last thing to go was a Terminator 2 style thumbs-up disappearing into the event horizon

Lake of Methane posted:

Empty Sandwich posted:

that is a moon, though

e:

EorayMel posted:

Does anyone else have an obsession with cumming on things?

Marcade posted:

Cum, apparently

George Rouncewell posted:

sequel to love, actually

George Rouncewell posted:

sequel to love, actually

bulletsponge13 posted:

Chances are this was bought as a pallet lot by a surplus dealer, who never even opened the cases, just yanked them off the pallet.

Question is- how many other cases were full?

I don't know they are the 3/6 gats, but I'm seeing RUMINT supporting it in a bunch of places.

More military shenanigans- I've been in arms rooms when extra guns showed up. There was debate on what to do, because an extra gun creates more problems and paperwork than a missing one.
Knew a guy who stole a claymore to kill a deer.
In the 70s and 80s, a gently caress ton of weapons and munitions went 'missing' only to be found in militias and gangs.
Was just in the last year or so, some people bought an abandoned storage unit- filled with the Armageddon arms room of a VN Special Forces Weapons Sergeant. A couple live LAW tubes, handful of assault rifles, a few BARs, ammo, C4, and detonators.

Defenestrategy posted:

What like a specific deer or...?

bulletsponge13 posted:

Any deer.
He just wanted to use it.

Bored As gently caress posted:

Can't stand that bastard eating my petunias.

LifeSunDeath posted:

maybe there are those in RU who will do some thangs soon.

Uncle Enzo posted:

This is kind of scary. There's no way Red Square isn't covered in HD cameras, right? So you figure out from the field of view approximately where the person was standing. Btw the person is a Caucasian male.

Then you check the weather records. What days in the last (say) month were clear with scattered clouds? You get the time of day from the shadows. Or if you were really clever, you'd find a camera facing the same direction as the photo, then watch in time lapse until the cloud positions match the photo. Now you know where and when to look, then you review footage until you see a dude facing the right direction take a picture of his cupped left hand. There's your guy.

Opsec is serious, people!

My Spirit Otter posted:

Or you can get the exact time from the big clock on the left.

Roth posted:

I don't think I ever actually read this PM

Crowetron posted:

The new Hellraiser reboot is about someone opening that PM

Antivehicular posted:

The Lmao Configuration

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

lol if you dont have enough labor protection to be able to tell your boss politely to suck your dick if he/she asks you to do something dumb, just lmao

Kernel Sanders posted:

what if you work for yourself hmmmmmm?

Cold on a Cob posted:

in this case, rib removal surgery is tax deductible

Waffleman_ posted:

https://twitter.com/Eiichiro_Staff/status/1569891233698562048?s=20&t=E13Pb8N2eZ6xWs3k4Q5ZQw

One Piece hoverboards

Scholtz posted:

Kitfox88 posted:

It's a hoverboard not a Tesla