Post Funny Panels: Maximum Bogosity

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BooDooBoo: Jul 14, 2005; That makes no sense to me at all.

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evilmiera posted:

I mean I know a bunch of shows and comics treat them like lasers you can bounce off things but really, all that pointing heat vision at glass would accomplish would be melting the glass, right?

He can control the temperature of his heat vision.

Just after Crisis it was established he used a piece of the ship he came to earth on as a mirror for shaving, and *much* later he used Red Sun lamps to make him vulnerable enough to just use regular scissors and razors.

Pre-Crisis, I reckon anything goes!

# ? Jun 5, 2022 13:30

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# ? May 26, 2024 20:00

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

The tiny Supermen he can shoot from his finger pull out every hair individually.

# ? Jun 5, 2022 14:47

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Invulnerable hair and skin means, if he sheds dead skin cells as often as people, a bunch of folk getting miners lung just from being around him.

Ah woops he shed a hair. Hope it doesnt get into any machinery.
Using a bunch of superman dead skin as a polishing rouge

# ? Jun 5, 2022 14:50

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Invulnerable hair and skin means, if he sheds dead skin cells as often as people, a bunch of folk getting miners lung just from being around him.

Ah woops he shed a hair. Hope it doesnt get into any machinery.
Using a bunch of superman dead skin as a polishing rouge

Superman IV thought of this somewhat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cSMTMp01w

# ? Jun 5, 2022 15:25

Hispanic! At The Disco: Dec 25, 2011

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Meenage Tutant Minja... what ??

Glad I'm not the only one...

# ? Jun 5, 2022 16:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vlaphor posted:

Superman IV thought of this somewhat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-cSMTMp01w

But how did the bolt cutters cut the hair? that raises more questions than it answers.

# ? Jun 5, 2022 21:53

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Skwirl posted:

But how did the bolt cutters cut the hair? that raises more questions than it answers.

They were made of Sniptonite.

# ? Jun 6, 2022 01:29

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

# ? Jun 6, 2022 01:30

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Skwirl posted:

But how did the bolt cutters cut the hair? that raises more questions than it answers.

tensile and sheer strength aren't particularly correlated, and the force created by bolt cutters might be sufficient to cut Superman's hair!

# ? Jun 6, 2022 03:15

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

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Lightning Comics #4 (1940)

Action Man #3 (2016)

# ? Jun 6, 2022 03:23

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

evilmiera posted:

I mean I know a bunch of shows and comics treat them like lasers you can bounce off things but really, all that pointing heat vision at glass would accomplish would be melting the glass, right?

He fires off the heat vision and then uses super-speed to run in front of it.

Obviously.

# ? Jun 6, 2022 09:54

nimby: Nov 4, 2009; The pinnacle of cloud computing.

I keep wondering about how the hell you poison the claws of a bunch of cats, transport and deploy them as an attack, and don't get hideously mauled yourself.

# ? Jun 6, 2022 15:15

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

That's why you also keep a bunch of angry starved cats with anti-venom on their claws.

# ? Jun 6, 2022 15:25

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I'm sure they where easy to find after the lightning bolt calmed em down

# ? Jun 6, 2022 16:47

Dareon: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

nimby posted:

I keep wondering about how the hell you poison the claws of a bunch of cats, transport and deploy them as an attack, and don't get hideously mauled yourself.

https://i.imgur.com/YG4XUEC.mp4

# ? Jun 6, 2022 18:36

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Venus #2 (1948)

Venom: Carnage Unleashed #4 (1995)

# ? Jun 7, 2022 05:41

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

His other?

# ? Jun 7, 2022 06:29

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

that's how brock referred to his symbiote in the 90's

# ? Jun 7, 2022 06:36

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Bucnasti posted:

What I think about is all the ranks/titles that have never been used for superheroes.
There's plenty of Captains, some Majors, Generals, Commanders and even a few Sergeants, but where are Corporal Cannonfodder, Lieutenant Fisticuffs, or Admiral Amoeba?

I never enlisted, I'm a civilian.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 17:04

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Can't post for 6 hours!

Major Meatshild, reporting for duty!

# ? Jun 7, 2022 17:35

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

X-Factor 27. This is just so blunt and succinct that it cracked me up a bit.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 19:39

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

This is how people talk in real life, especially regarding the dead. It's totally not editorial mandated dialogue.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 19:46

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Wasn't even the first time he tried to leave his wife. Storm had to whip his rear end powerless to get him to not run out on Madeline the first time.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 19:55

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

How romantic. 💕

# ? Jun 7, 2022 20:45

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Grendels Dad posted:

The tiny Supermen he can shoot from his finger pull out every hair individually.

Just had a Centaurworld flashback

dialhforhero posted:

I always liked the episode in TAS where he knew he was placed in a dream state by the scarecrow because he couldn�t read. As a kid I thought this was absolutely genius (and true).

It's not true for everyone, I've definitely had a bunch of dreams where I could read things.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 20:57

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Chinston Wurchill posted:

X-Factor 27. This is just so blunt and succinct that it cracked me up a bit.

That guy sounds like the human version of the alien lawyer who Rocket Racoon got to represent him.

# ? Jun 7, 2022 21:02

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Saoshyant posted:

This is how people talk in real life, especially regarding the dead. It's totally not editorial mandated dialogue.

I mean I�m not sure why this is ages after that whole thing started and we are about five issues before Inferno begins

It�s kind of weird in placement

# ? Jun 7, 2022 21:12

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Imagine marrying a guy and then you see a picture of his ex and you're her exact twin.

I don't blame her for anything she did.

Edit: finally found the panel I was looking for

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jun 8, 2022

# ? Jun 7, 2022 21:33

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Push El Burrito posted:

Imagine marrying a guy and then you see a picture of his ex and you're her exact twin.

I don't blame her for anything she did.

I think of all the things Madeline did, this made the most sense

# ? Jun 7, 2022 21:36

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Inferno is great as it�s just Claremont and Simonson making a great story out of editorial fuckery

# ? Jun 7, 2022 21:42

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Isn't that basically also what Simonson was doing when she took over X-Factor?

# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:10

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
*************

The Hero We Need

Kalli posted:

I think of all the things Madeline did, this made the most sense

Starring Havok's underboobs.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 00:16

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Imagine marrying a guy and then you see a picture of his ex and you're her exact twin.

I don't blame her for anything she did.

Edit: finally found the panel I was looking for

Who took that picture?

# ? Jun 8, 2022 05:50

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Wolverine.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 05:54

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Walt Disney's Uncle Scrooge #5 (1954)

The Sensational She-Hulk #40 (1992)

# ? Jun 8, 2022 05:56

flatluigi: Apr 23, 2008; here come the planes

the old she-hulk comics were real fun vibes when they weren't also extremely horny

# ? Jun 8, 2022 06:04

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Horniness is what sells good girl comics.

# ? Jun 8, 2022 06:07

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.