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facebook jihad posted:I spent the entire first half of the episode yelling 'where the hell is there supply kit! Their food stuffs! Their shelter equipment'. Goddam the writers don't understand exploration logistics at all!!!! I made this post in jest but going out into the wild blue yonder with just a sword and a heavy coat is kinda dumb
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The chains are a perfect example of bad writing. The chains make no sense. So get rid of the chains. Then the dragon has to die on land. Oh no, you don't get the couple seconds of watching dead dragon sink under the water. You just get dead dragon. You lower your CGI costs and don't have a stupid plot hole. This is a bad show. Show, don't tell. Davos: jon and dany are in love. Tyrion: jon and dany are in love. Audience sees: no chemistry between jon and dany, they aren't in love. Bad show.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:07
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I hope a golden company elephant steps on some more lannisters
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Aug 21, 2017 21:10
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[quote="“Waltzing Along”" post="“475597827”"] The chains are a perfect example of bad writing. The chains make no sense. So get rid of the chains. Then the dragon has to die on land. Oh no, you don’t get the couple seconds of watching dead dragon sink under the water. You just get dead dragon. You lower your CGI costs and don’t have a stupid plot hole. This is a bad show. Show, don’t tell. Davos: jon and dany are in love. Tyrion: jon and dany are in love. Audience sees: no chemistry between jon and dany, they aren’t in love. Bad show. [/quote] the sinking dragon actually makes perfect sense because it avoids fans shouting “oh no why didn’t the dumb retards fry the dead dragon so they couldn’t resurrect it” but then again this episode is a shoutfest anyway
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facebook jihad posted:I spent the entire first half of the episode yelling 'where the hell is there supply kit! Their food stuffs! Their shelter equipment'. Goddam the writers don't understand exploration logistics at all!!!! facebook jihad posted:I made this post in jest but going out into the wild blue yonder with just a sword and a heavy coat is kinda dumb they had redshirts pulling a sled poor redshirts were also the only ones that died. well I guess the drunk priest guy who also froze to death overnight
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Aug 21, 2017 21:11
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I always thought that the mythos of Essos was way more interesting than a bunch of flea ridden peasant kingdoms on a poo poo island.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:14
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:why the gently caress didn’t that stupid idiot and her three useless dragons just fry the drat white walker command nexus conveniently clumped together, right after the boys talked about assassinating them. goddamn it martín i thought you were above this poo poo Why didn't they just fly the Eagles to Mount Doom?
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Aug 21, 2017 21:16
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[quote="“Toilet Shoes”" post="“475598105”"] Why didn’t they just fly the Eagles to Mount Doom? [/quote] the eagles were too busy fuckin
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Aug 21, 2017 21:17
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:the eagles were too busy fuckin Oh. Well, that is perfectly reasonable. Eagles live for a good gently caress.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:18
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They should have used skeleton rope. Everyone can accept that.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:23
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Waltzing Along posted:The chains are a perfect example of bad writing.  I'm guessing the dragon sinking was a weak fakeout to make us think the dragon was gone for good. But 20 seconds later we see that - surprise - the NK had massive chains all along! And also wights that could carry them underwater and somehow attach them to a dragon corpse in the dark depths of that frozen lake. So many plot holes in that one scene which only make sense if we assume either a) the NK is prescient and was waiting with chains, b) like 3 months passed between the dragon death and its revival, or c) writers are bad.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:23
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Toilet Shoes posted:Why didn't they just fly the Eagles to Mount Doom? duhhh sauron would have eye-beamed them out of the sky, you idiot, you loving dumbass
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Aug 21, 2017 21:24
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The Protagonist posted:duhhh sauron would have eye-beamed them out of the sky, you idiot, you loving dumbass How do nerds react to being shamed? I just want to give you a swirly. I'm completely out of my posting depths here.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:28
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just lol if you go on a camping trip without big rear end chains
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Aug 21, 2017 21:29
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I'm glad the snow rescue team took all those redshirts with them so the skellymans could kill somebody without affecting the show.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:31
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The Night King made the chains. Who gives a poo poo. It looked cool. If you are watching this show for anything more than 'holy poo poo these fight scenes own' at this point I kind of pity you
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Aug 21, 2017 21:32
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I hope some dragon chains fall on some more people. Also lol if you think fight scenes in thrones are good. I blame Paul greengrass for ruining fight choreography forever with his shaky cam nonsense in Bourne Supremacy. Putting a camera at stomach height and having twenty camera cuts per second is not good fight scene material. Arc Hammer fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 21:33
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Game of thrones is basically a transformers movie now. I rewatched the Mountain/Oberyn fight last night and drat that was pretty intense. The show definitely used to be a lot better then but it's still pretty cool now.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:35
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GOT fight scenes peaked with that Jojen dweeb getting stabbed by a lazy zombie.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:37
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steinrokkan posted:GOT fight scenes peaked with that Jojen dweeb getting stabbed by a lazy zombie. That was literally a skyrim random encounter and I laughed the whole time.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:39
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facebook jihad posted:The Night King made the chains. Who gives a poo poo. It looked cool. The fight scenes are a loving joke, so the "plot" is all that remains... Honestly you can watch it for "how loving bad can the writing get" and nothing else. Its literally a train carrying burning dumpsters, and also the train is on fire.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:40
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facebook jihad posted:Game of thrones is basically a transformers movie now. I'd say it started going down in quality around season 4 or 5. The Jon Snow stabbing scene was great though.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:42
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I stopped watching after season 5 and honestly couldn't tell you anything beyond like season 2 or 3 at this point. All the interesting characters got killed or relegated to one or two episodes. Way too many stupid names to keep track of. Diminishing returns on both tits and dragons. Basically no TV series needs to be longer than 5 seasons.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:47
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i think the lannister convoy attack was really cool and something the show needs more of
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Aug 21, 2017 21:53
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Aug 21, 2017 21:53
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got might be bad, but it’s bad in the same way the european union is bad, in that everyone else is worse
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Aug 21, 2017 21:55
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Important characters that dies this season so far: A mean ol' grandma 2 of 3 bad pussies ???
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Aug 21, 2017 21:59
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for a show that built its reputation on killing off characters with no regard for audience sympathies, they sure as hell are bitch to plot armor this season (and last season) (and the season before that)
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Aug 21, 2017 22:05
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Those potential spoilers for next season are lovely and unsatisfying, which leads me to believe they are 100% true.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:14
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Yolomon Wayne posted:I was like who the hell is benjen and ive read the loving books... Why was he a good zombie? Why did anything about him matter? It didn't matter to anyone in the show. The book wiki says of him "Benjen joined the Night's Watch within a few months of Eddard's return north. His reasons for doing so are unknown". Even the books don't care about him. We're never going to figure out or learn how he became a good zombie since there's not enough time left to bother with that unless they wanted to turn Jorah or someone into another good zombie but I don't think that's likely. He's a character that could easily have been completely excised from the show after his two episodes in season one. Nobody anywhere was really asking 'but what happened to Benjen? Did they ever find out?' Everyone would have just assumed that he met up with some of the zombie army and died north of the wall and they wouldn't have even had to mention him again this late during the show. I felt the same way about Arya's wolf showing back up, though. And if the spoilers are true then it's even worse and stupider than the Benjen stuff.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:15
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What about Dickon, he appeared for a retarded joke, then got murdered. This show is loving awful.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:16
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the last episode is going to be probably two hours long and they’re still going to surprise announce another season
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Aug 21, 2017 22:18
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I'm just really disappointed that Jon and Dany didn't have passionate sex after reuniting. The writers had every chance to do that and they fumbled the ball!
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steinrokkan posted:What about Dickon, he appeared for a retarded joke, then got murdered.
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I'm just really disappointed that Jon and Dany didn't have passionate sex after reuniting. The writers had every chance to do that and they fumbled the ball! Post 13.7% of your incest porn library.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:34
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I just want Jon and Dany to gently caress already tbh.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:59
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I hope they zoom into their sex scene at the individual cell level, and we get to see Jons Snow swimming right the gently caress up Danys egghole that doesnt even bother to fertilize because all the dna is the same and she just becomes pregnant asexually
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Aug 21, 2017 23:01
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I can't wait for the epic boatsex
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steinrokkan posted:What about Dickon, he appeared for a retarded joke, then got murdered. that actually owns
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0It would own in a show that had a budget of 100 bucks per season rather than 100 million.
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