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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/simongerman600/status/1484528723625926663 Taking a trip from Sicily up and around Italy to Greece then to Georgia through Turkey tells quite the story
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I don't know if I've ever seen an idiom using the metric system before. Good for you, Finland.
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I'd say Zero Fucks Given is more of an Americanism than a Great Britishism. zoux has a new favorite as of 17:05 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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Jan 21, 2022 16:47
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I like the Turkish one the most, mostly because I'm laughing to myself wondering which word is the funniest to put the emphasis on for different meanings. Too close to call between "Not on MY dick" and "Not on my DIIIIIICK" but consolation prize goes to "Not ON my dick" for being gross/creepy.
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Greece is the clear winner, come on.
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How the gently caress does this not have Wyld Stallyns on it?
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/simongerman600/status/1484528723625926663 North Macedonia over here like "My dick is fine!"
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:North Macedonia over here like "My dick is fine!" Excellent contrast with their "My dick hurts" neighbors
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:North Macedonia over here like "My dick is fine!" didn't this used to be Dick Trauma's title text?
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The Wild Man of YOLO posted:Excellent contrast with their "My dick hurts" neighbors I wonder if it's the same kind of thing with how some people turned "couldn't care less" into "could care less."
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:North Macedonia over here like "My dick is fine!" That's just to piss off Greece
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I hate it when i have Estonian dessert powder two. Gotta have at least Estonian dessert powder six to make it worth it. It's like fun size snickers.
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https://twitter.com/daisandconfused/status/1483807703814316032 https://twitter.com/cheeseraven11/status/1484333291696115713 https://twitter.com/pwnallthethings/status/1484344325718700032 https://twitter.com/DrLeslie_MD/status/1484153520794312707
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https://twitter.com/veryfriendly/status/1484281564611571713 "i gotta check if the grimster is in"
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No Boys 4 Now OR Bad Hair Day? Trash.
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The potatoes They have destroyed their truck Yes YES The potatoes are out
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https://twitter.com/alexdenisedavis/status/1484586131492511746Splicer posted:No Boys 4 Now OR Bad Hair Day? Trash. Rumors are the Ta-ta's will be crashing the stage.
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Lobok posted:Too close to call between "Not on MY dick" and "Not on my DIIIIIICK" but consolation prize goes to "Not ON my dick" for being gross/creepy. The way these were written for emphasis now has me imagining Matt Berry doing a line read of it
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Dope sweater https://twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/status/1484607607658668042 Crypto crash days are my favorite days on twitter zoux has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Jan 21, 2022 |
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Vincent posted:This guy fucks severely A thoroughly decent man. No notes.
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honestly I'm mostly confused by the use of the word "dating" to mean, apparently, "exchanged messages with"
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The best part is that whenever that guy pops up again he just gets buried under "big and round" spam https://twitter.com/TaurineYeen/status/1374380252613414925
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DACK FAYDEN posted:honestly I'm mostly confused by the use of the word "dating" to mean, apparently, "exchanged messages with" It’s not a real article
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zoux posted:
Oh God I just checked my crypto investments. Should I sell before it goes lower and I lose everything? 
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Atticus_1354 posted:Oh God I just checked my crypto investments. Should I sell before it goes lower and I lose everything? No you should hodl
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I don't think I was ready to learn that Tommy Wiseau is capable of intentional humor.
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Good Citizen posted:It’s not a real article 
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I invested in crypto, made +60% gains, took my winnings and left. Specifically, Paypal paid me $15 dollars to buy $25 of crypto, which I immediately sold back to them. Some exec obviously set up the promo to pad his numbers.
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That first review continues. Only four stars because my son karate chopped some whiny brat in the throat and they won't shut up about it
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https://twitter.com/dereksmth/status/1484557301134540800 Louie Anderson died today. I thought this was a nice story about this kind man. https://twitter.com/niccolethurman/status/1484341113649459202 lol
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