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Taintrunner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hi friends I come from c-spam with beer and good tidings

merry Christmas!!!

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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
what cheer, taintrunner! :buddy:

hamjobs posted:

are you ok?

very sore! but nothing broken i don't think. you know how you can sometimes like half arrest your fall because you're not fully committed to chaos???

thank you also for the well wishes :3: the dead nature stick is very fragrant and i love it a lot.


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Twenty Four


Taintrunner posted:

hi friends I come from c-spam with beer and good tidings

merry Christmas!!!

Hey thanks right back at ya!

While you are here, do you have any pets, some favorite foods, or neat holiday traditions?

UWBW

Permanently banned from the Alamo
Finally got a full nights sleep that wasn't also on the side of the road. Happy almost Christmas to me, I guess.

Macnult

UWBW posted:

Finally got a full nights sleep that wasn't also on the side of the road. Happy almost Christmas to me, I guess.

Happy almost Christmas!

Elusif

Quack

M_Gargantua

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

getting ready to deal with family

gotta meditate, need wine

alnilam

Taintrunner posted:

hi friends I come from c-spam with beer and good tidings

merry Christmas!!!

:beerpal:

Please, take a load off, tell us about urslef

M_Gargantua posted:

getting ready to deal with family

gotta meditate, need wine

:winepal:

Macnult


Elusif

Woah a christmas duck

Elusif

Would go well with a nice orange glaze

punchymcpunch



hi taintrunner whats cspam like


alnilam

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

Would go well with a nice orange glaze

reported for conspiracy to modicide



ty manifisto

Elusif

Sorry that was a typo I meant a nice orange GAZE

City of Glompton

wow!

good morning byob I wish you all a good one

punchymcpunch



one time when i was a kid a pelican tried to bite me

City of Glompton

I got bit by a seagull I'm sensing a trend here

Elusif

I bit a cat after it bit me

alnilam

my hens always try to peck at a freckle on my ankle but then they realize it's not food and they stop

if my feet are dirty though they'll pick stuff off very dextrously an dit feels funy

punchymcpunch



if you wanna treat your chickens slap on some worms before you visit them

alnilam

*pretending to be surprised* ohh no, i can't believe i walked through a bunch of worms before coming to visit my chickens!! how ever will i clean my feet off?

*chickens giggling excitedly*

Macnult

When I was younger I laughed at a goose for hissing and then it tried to bite me. I wasn’t mocking it, I just didn’t know geese could hiss

punchymcpunch



i briefly went to a university where there was this path by a lake and they warned you that a goose would attack you if you walked there

Macnult

punchymcpunch posted:

i briefly went to a university where there was this path by a lake and they warned you that a goose would attack you if you walked there

messed up but believable

Macnult

it’s wild how if you take away everything that’s nice about a duck you end up with a goose

punchymcpunch



the baddie team in the mighty ducks should been called the wild geese

Elusif

How are geese not extinct anyways? They are super aggressive to a whole wide range of animals/things, shouldn't they have all been eaten by now?

punchymcpunch



they can pretty much kick anyones rear end

Elusif

I bet a pack of wolves could eat a gaggle of geese.

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mad Doctor Cthulhu

Hey all, I'm here enjoying the holiday. Saw your greeting in C-SPAM and figured this was a good place to hang since I'm kinda get sick of dealing with the world at large during the happy times.

Hope you're all having a great week so far.

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Hey all, I'm here enjoying the holiday. Saw your greeting in C-SPAM and figured this was a good place to hang since I'm kinda get sick of dealing with the world at large during the happy times.

Hope you're all having a great week so far.

Welcome hello & chat!


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

alnilam

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Hey all, I'm here enjoying the holiday. Saw your greeting in C-SPAM and figured this was a good place to hang since I'm kinda get sick of dealing with the world at large during the happy times.

Hope you're all having a great week so far.

:peanut: hi friend, how are you, do you have any cool pets or hobbies or a dark mysterious past?

alnilam


did u make this :eyepop:

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

alnilam posted:

did u make this :eyepop:

el dorito did

alnilam

el dorito

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
don’t fall for his tricks!!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
lest you fall victim to a traditional Yuletide ruse!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Hey all, I'm here enjoying the holiday. Saw your greeting in C-SPAM and figured this was a good place to hang since I'm kinda get sick of dealing with the world at large during the happy times.

Hope you're all having a great week so far.

lol "happy times"

good one hahahah

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Putty posted:

el dorito did

I wish I did... I do not possess creative genius at this level

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Hey all, I'm here enjoying the holiday. Saw your greeting in C-SPAM and figured this was a good place to hang since I'm kinda get sick of dealing with the world at large during the happy times.

Hope you're all having a great week so far.

Stay awhile and chill!

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