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Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Mo_Steel posted:

http://www.vox.com/2014/6/23/5834518/irs-lois-lerner-missing-emails


The GOP are costing the American taxpayers millions of dollars chasing after what they hope is a scandal for political purposes. I also haven't seen anything about 7 computers, it all seems centered around GOP desire to find an email from POTUS to Lerner saying "kill all tea party groups lolololo" and then Lerner responding "yes king obama".

Jesus Christ, they're using computer systems that are old enough to run for Congress, and are massively underfunded. Why is it so hard to believe that a hard drive failure would lose a bunch of emails?

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gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

Thanatosian posted:

Jesus Christ, they're using computer systems that are old enough to run for Congress, and are massively underfunded. Why is it so hard to believe that a hard drive failure would lose a bunch of emails?

Because Obama and most of these people don't understand computers.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Thanatosian posted:

Jesus Christ, they're using computer systems that are old enough to run for Congress, and are massively underfunded. Why is it so hard to believe that a hard drive failure would lose a bunch of emails?

But the IRS has an 11 billion dollar budget!

But the IRS has a 1.8 billion dollar IT budget!

The emails went missing a week after they were asked for!

7 other computers "died" at the same time!

Close Mocking tone.

These are the usual responses I hear to the fact that sometimes poo poo goes wrong.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
Just for comparison's sake:

The IRS has 89,500 employees, and a budget of around 11 billion dollars. The U.S. has a population of about 310 million people.

The Canada Revenue Agency has about 40,000 employees, and a budget of 4.2 billion dollars (U.S. dollars).
Canada has a population of about 34 million people.

The Australian Taxation Office has about 22,000 employees, and a budget of about 4 billion dollars (U.S. dollars).
Australia's population is about 23 million.

Massively, massively underfunded. To a ridiculous degree. And the really ridiculous thing about it? Funding them more doesn't cost us any money! In fact, spending on enforcement increases our revenue substantially.

To be fair, it's mostly the fault of tax preparation industry lobbying (H&R Block et al). For the vast majority of people, the IRS could just send them a postcard that says "does this sound right?" and they could check the "yes" box and be done. But the tax preparers won't allow it, because it would be the end of their gravy train. loving assholes.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Thanatosian posted:

To be fair, it's mostly the fault of tax preparation industry lobbying (H&R Block et al). For the vast majority of people, the IRS could just send them a postcard that says "does this sound right?" and they could check the "yes" box and be done. But the tax preparers won't allow it, because it would be the end of their gravy train. loving assholes.

More info on this point here: http://www.propublica.org/article/how-the-maker-of-turbotax-fought-free-simple-tax-filing

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
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vyelkin fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Sep 4, 2021

Dystram
May 30, 2013

by Ralp
The trending area on Facebook is a goldmine for this kind of nonsense.

Dystram fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Jun 28, 2014

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012
Yeah, Hillary needs to step down as...

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

How exactly does one accidently cross an international border?

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
Liberal Logic 101.


Strawman Comic 01 - hate groups


Stupid People/Herman Cain


Strawman Comic 02 - Christian Business


Democrats / Poor


Strawman Comic 03 - Health Insurance.


Strawman Comic 04 - Unions


Walter Williams


IRS Emails


Strawman Comic 05 - Charity


Pride Parades


Strawman Comic 06 - Homosexual hate

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

vyelkin posted:

I am not any of these people and don't want to get involved, but this came across my facebook today.



I don't see why he bothered with three paragraphs, just say "murders are irredeemable, kill them all" because that is all he says in those paragraphs.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

I really don't get the tax system over there. In over 20 years of paying tax on my pay, I have never had to fill out one piece of paper to pay the correct amount.

Having to do tax returns, get refunds, itemise or whatever it is you have to do, just confuses me. It's one of those things that I don't need to think about. It's a shame that the lobbyists over there won't allow it all in the name of the mighty dollar.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
Special Bonus:


Benghazi


Sleep with a TEC.


Concealed Weapons in Classrooms


Note: The National Report is a satire site.


PCUSA Church.


Christians in the Military


Binge Drinking / Shootings


Military Base Shootings


So why are judges, the police, and the President making laws?


Parenthetical.


Warning: Conservative


"Coveted status that confers privelege" to victims of sexual assault.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
These strawmen comics are a fun new LL101 thing. God they're loving terrible.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

I hate that loving perplexed baby picture so much.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Ferroque posted:

I hate that loving perplexed baby picture so much.
Babies are often confused by complex things.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Sir Rolo posted:

Special Bonus:


"Coveted status that confers privelege" to victims of sexual assault.
I also like how its debunking is just basically saying "nah those don't count for reasons", you got em champ.

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

Sir Rolo posted:



Strawman Comic 02 - Christian Business


I read 1984, and if I remember it correctly it was about the dangers of a society becoming too conservative. Keeping a prolonged war going, listening in on your citizens (patriot act), controlling sexuality, and keeping people at work to the point where they need to keep beds at their office just to name a few things.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

gatesealer posted:

I read 1984, and if I remember it correctly it was about the dangers of a society becoming too conservative. Keeping a prolonged war going, listening in on your citizens (patriot act), controlling sexuality, and keeping people at work to the point where they need to keep beds at their office just to name a few things.

Yeah this is like the peak of projection. If anybody views 1984 as an instruction manual it's the right.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I get sad as gently caress when I see people arguing about whether 1984 is conservative or liberal. Way to miss the point.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Ferroque posted:

I hate that loving perplexed baby picture so much.

It reflects that the views of the speaker are that of a literal child

Dystram
May 30, 2013

by Ralp

SedanChair posted:

I get sad as gently caress when I see people arguing about whether 1984 is conservative or liberal. Way to miss the point.

Adherents to right-wing political philosophy would likely be more at home in Oceana than leftists; I would say fascists would be right at home there.

Dystram fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jun 28, 2014

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

SedanChair posted:

I get sad as gently caress when I see people arguing about whether 1984 is conservative or liberal. Way to miss the point.

I always want to ask people describing something as Orwellian/Big Brother/some other 1984 reference if they've actually read it.

I bet 90%+ haven't and are just using Orwellian as a substitute for 'A bad thing'.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Ingsoc is English Socialism. Check and mate.

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010
I wonder how many people who talk about '1984' these days would have their minds completely blown if they learned that Orwell fought for a Marxist militant group in Spain and considered himself a socialist his whole life.

Pong Daddy
Oct 12, 2012

Mister Bates posted:

I wonder how many people who talk about '1984' these days would have their minds completely blown if they learned that Orwell fought for a Marxist militant group in Spain and considered himself a socialist his whole life.

Some know the first one and just think he had a change of heart after fighting in Spain.

BJA
Apr 11, 2006

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now
Ive seen ones similar to this in the past "last five mass shooters registered democrats!" "All historical assassins registered Democrats! " but I don't think I have ever seen one this long or crazy (found on the mad world news Facebook page posted by some guy who started throwing racist comments at some black kid who dared to correct him)



In 1865 Democrat secessionist John Wilkes Booth shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

In 1881 left wing radical Democrat Michael Thomas Barry shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.

In 1963 radical left wing socialist Lee Harvey Oswald shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

In 1968 lifelong Democrat James Earl Ray Assassinated the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.  

In 1968 committed socialist Sirhan Sirhan assassinated Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy.

In 1975 left wing radical Democrat Lynette Fromme attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

In 1983 registered Democrat John Hinkley attempted to assassinate  and wounded President Ronald Reagan.

In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

In 1986 Patrick Sherril a Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990 James Pough a Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991 George Hennard a Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria.

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999 Larry Asbrook a Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

In 1999 Eric Harris & Dillon Klebold shot up Columbine High school killing 13 & injuring 24. Although the shooters were both too young to vote, both families were ultra left progressive liberals.

In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat & former IRS employee Robert W. Pickett fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007 registered Democrat Seung – Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people at Virginia Tech University.

In 2009 Maj. Nidal Hassan, registered Democrat & outspoken Obama supporter killed 13 unarmed people & wounded 30 others at Fort Hood army base in Texas.

In 2010 Regular Daily Kos blogger and registered Democrat Jared Lee Loughner shot Democrat Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others. Apparently, according to his blogs,  Rep. Giffords, though a Fellow Democrat, was not liberal enough for Loughner. (* there is a source that lists Loughner as an Independent)

In 2011 Obama campaign staff worker, Occupy Wall Street member & registered Democrat James Holmes went into a Colorado movie theater dressed as the Joker and shot and killed 12 people at a Batman premiere.

In 2012 registered Democrat neighborhood watchman & Obama voter George Zimmerman shot & killed unarmed teenager Trayvon  Martin. (Btw, I don't think Zimmerman did anything wrong, I just threw this in to piss off Liberals).

In August of 2012, Homosexual activist and liberal progressive Democrat Floyd Lee Corkins II entered the Family Research Council headquarters and opened fire. Corkins wounded one security guard but was tackled and disarmed. Corkins was found to be carrying 15 Chik-Fil-A sandwiches which he later told FBI agents he had intended to smear in the faces of his victims.

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

In April of 2013, the Tsarnaev brothers, registered Democrats and avid Obama supporters killed 5 people and injured 280 others by bombing the Boston Marathon.

In September of 2013, Aaron Alexis, registered Democrat and Obama supporter fatally shot 12 people and injured 3 others at the Washington DC. Naval yard. 

In 2013 registered Democrat Adam Lanza (an ethnic Italian Jewish name) shot and killed 26 mostly children at a grade school in Connecticut. The FBI later found man/boy porn on Lanza's computer.  Lanza also wrote about how he hated Christians.

In 2013 Karl Halverson Pierson registered Democrat and very opinionated Socialist for economic equality shoots a girl in the head at a Colorado high school.

May 2014 Mentally ill Jewish homosexual registered Democrat Elliot Rodger, son of Hollywood leftists who had spent a lifetime in therapy, killed 7 and injured 13 others.

Sir Rolo
Oct 16, 2012
Elliot Rodger was a homosexual?

duffmensch
Feb 20, 2004

Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem!

BJA posted:

Long list of political projections

The author forgets ignores that Democrats in the 1800's were the conservative party. Searching is still down, so I can't find the response the last time that this came up but Seung – Hui Cho wasn't even eligible to vote and several others were either undeclared or something along those lines.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
"Mentally ill Jewish homosexual registered Democrat" :magical:

TURN IT OFF!
Dec 26, 2012

Swan Oat posted:

"Mentally ill Jewish homosexual registered Democrat" :magical:

Now that's a custom title you could be proud of.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Swan Oat posted:

"Mentally ill Jewish homosexual registered Democrat" :magical:

"registered Democrat Adam Lanza (an ethnic Italian Jewish name)"

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


quote:

In 1881 left wing radical Democrat Michael Thomas Barry shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.
This is my favorite one because it's completely loving wrong.

Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau, a nutjob whose only political orientation of note was his support of Garfield during the 1880 election in hopes of being appointed ambassador to Austria-Hungary or France.

gatesealer
Apr 9, 2011

Gen. Ripper posted:

This is my favorite one because it's completely loving wrong.

Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau, a nutjob whose only political orientation of note was his support of Garfield during the 1880 election in hopes of being appointed ambassador to Austria-Hungary or France.

Hey you leave your "facts" out of this. My facts are different and just as valid :bahgawd:

TURN IT OFF!
Dec 26, 2012

Gen. Ripper posted:

This is my favorite one because it's completely loving wrong.

Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau, a nutjob whose only political orientation of note was his support of Garfield during the 1880 election in hopes of being appointed ambassador to Austria-Hungary or France.

But only dumbocrats can be murderous islamo-nazies. Q.E.D :smug:

BJA
Apr 11, 2006

It has to start somewhere
It has to start sometime
What better place than here
What better time than now

Gen. Ripper posted:

This is my favorite one because it's completely loving wrong.

Garfield was assassinated by Charles Guiteau, a nutjob whose only political orientation of note was his support of Garfield during the 1880 election in hopes of being appointed ambassador to Austria-Hungary or France.

That one was pointed out to the guy, to which he replied:

quote:

Lmao. Are you really that stupid. Facts, loser, facts.
Here's another one. According to the FBI, 70% of the crime in America is committed by 7% of the population. Black males.
You don't like the FACTS. Call Eric Holder.
FBI.gov

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

quote:

Lmao. Are you really that stupid. Facts, loser, facts.

So...he thinks Guiteau was innocent but was framed? :psyduck:

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


quote:

Lmao. Are you really that stupid. Facts, loser, facts.
Here's another one. According to the FBI, 70% of the crime in America is committed by 7% of the population. Black males.
You don't like the FACTS. Call Eric Holder.
FBI.gov
What the gently caress does this even mean :psyduck:

Twelve by Pies posted:

So...he thinks Guiteau was innocent but was framed? :psyduck:
uh quite obviously because he was a republican and no republican can do a bad thing therefore he must have been framed by the islamo-demonRAT-communazis

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Twelve by Pies posted:

So...he thinks Guiteau was innocent but was framed? :psyduck:

Yeah man the real assassin was Michael...uhhh...Thomas...Barry! That's it! He was a democrat and Guiteau was framed as a liberal false flag

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Ferroque posted:

I hate that loving perplexed baby picture so much.

Me and you both. It's nice to have an image immediately guarantee that whatever is written on it is going to be the most smug, douchey way of knocking over a massive strawman ever though. Perplexed Baby? Bet this image is full of poo poo. Oh hey, surprise surprise, it is! :shrek:

BJA posted:

Ive seen ones similar to this in the past "last five mass shooters registered democrats!" "All historical assassins registered Democrats! " but I don't think I have ever seen one this long or crazy (found on the mad world news Facebook page posted by some guy who started throwing racist comments at some black kid who dared to correct him)



In 1865 Democrat secessionist John Wilkes Booth shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

In 1881 left wing radical Democrat Michael Thomas Barry shot James Garfield, President of the United States who later died from the wound.

In 1963 radical left wing socialist Lee Harvey Oswald shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.

In 1968 lifelong Democrat James Earl Ray Assassinated the Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King.  

In 1968 committed socialist Sirhan Sirhan assassinated Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy.

In 1975 left wing radical Democrat Lynette Fromme attempted to assassinate Gerald Ford, President of the United States.

In 1983 registered Democrat John Hinkley attempted to assassinate  and wounded President Ronald Reagan.

In 1984 James Huberty a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.

In 1986 Patrick Sherril a Democrat shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990 James Pough a Democrat shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991 George Hennard a Democrat shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria.

In 1995 James Daniel Simpson a Democrat shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999 Larry Asbrook a Democrat shot and killed 8 people at a church service.

In 1999 Eric Harris & Dillon Klebold shot up Columbine High school killing 13 & injuring 24. Although the shooters were both too young to vote, both families were ultra left progressive liberals.

In 2001 a left wing radical Democrat & former IRS employee Robert W. Pickett fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

In 2003 Douglas Williams a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007 registered Democrat Seung – Hui Cho shot and killed 32 people at Virginia Tech University.

In 2009 Maj. Nidal Hassan, registered Democrat & outspoken Obama supporter killed 13 unarmed people & wounded 30 others at Fort Hood army base in Texas.

In 2010 Regular Daily Kos blogger and registered Democrat Jared Lee Loughner shot Democrat Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others. Apparently, according to his blogs,  Rep. Giffords, though a Fellow Democrat, was not liberal enough for Loughner. (* there is a source that lists Loughner as an Independent)

In 2011 Obama campaign staff worker, Occupy Wall Street member & registered Democrat James Holmes went into a Colorado movie theater dressed as the Joker and shot and killed 12 people at a Batman premiere.

In 2012 registered Democrat neighborhood watchman & Obama voter George Zimmerman shot & killed unarmed teenager Trayvon  Martin. (Btw, I don't think Zimmerman did anything wrong, I just threw this in to piss off Liberals).

In August of 2012, Homosexual activist and liberal progressive Democrat Floyd Lee Corkins II entered the Family Research Council headquarters and opened fire. Corkins wounded one security guard but was tackled and disarmed. Corkins was found to be carrying 15 Chik-Fil-A sandwiches which he later told FBI agents he had intended to smear in the faces of his victims.

In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger a disgruntled Democrat shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.

In April of 2013, the Tsarnaev brothers, registered Democrats and avid Obama supporters killed 5 people and injured 280 others by bombing the Boston Marathon.

In September of 2013, Aaron Alexis, registered Democrat and Obama supporter fatally shot 12 people and injured 3 others at the Washington DC. Naval yard. 

In 2013 registered Democrat Adam Lanza (an ethnic Italian Jewish name) shot and killed 26 mostly children at a grade school in Connecticut. The FBI later found man/boy porn on Lanza's computer.  Lanza also wrote about how he hated Christians.

In 2013 Karl Halverson Pierson registered Democrat and very opinionated Socialist for economic equality shoots a girl in the head at a Colorado high school.

May 2014 Mentally ill Jewish homosexual registered Democrat Elliot Rodger, son of Hollywood leftists who had spent a lifetime in therapy, killed 7 and injured 13 others.

Mine's longer, even when only measured from 1995. :wiggle:

http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/publications/terror-from-the-right

It's even updated with recent tragedies!

quote:

Jerad Miller, 31, and his wife, Amanda, 22, enter Cici’s Pizza in Las Vegas, Nev., where two police officers are eating lunch. Jerad Miller fatally shoots officer Igor Soldo, 31. As his partner, Alyn Beck, 41, tries to react, Miller shoots him in the throat, then both Millers shoot Beck several times. The pair leave a swastika and a Gadsden flag on Beck’s body. The yellow flag, a symbol used by the antigovernment “Patriot” movement, features a coiled snake with the words “Don’t Tread On Me.” On Soldo’s body, they place a note: “This is the start of the revolution.”

:smith:

Mo_Steel fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Jun 28, 2014

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