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Ishamael posted:I am fascinated to see what articles become fodder for Literally Unbelievable. The weirdest part about the braindead teen repostings is hat it's only started happening again more recently. That video's like five years old, and for most of its life it hasn't been as popular among idiots as it has recently.
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Oct 2, 2014 02:21
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Meet the Brilliant 12-Year-Old Hacker.... The damage this kid could do... 
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Oct 2, 2014 03:47
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I've always thought "William Safire Orders Two Whoppers Junior" was an amusing little article. Then I just stumbled across this: quote:Washington: Mr Safire, please answer: Is it correct to say "I'll have three Whopper Juniors" or "I'll have three Whoppers Junior"??
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Oct 2, 2014 17:15
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It feels like it's been a long time since I've said this for a new onion article, but ooooh that last line. http://www.theonion.com/articles/seventhgrader-receiving-more-oneonone-bullying-sin,37079/
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Oct 2, 2014 20:14
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The Big Bang Theory with more laughter added in
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Oct 2, 2014 21:46
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What a loving incredible website.
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Oct 3, 2014 01:02
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Man Having A Great Time Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone Congressman Embroiled In Sexting Scandal Explains: 'I Wanted That Girl To See My Penis' And on the more  side of the the equation:Students Thankful Standardized Curriculum Sparing Them From Free-Spirited Teacher’s Antics Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired Man Worried Antidepressants Will Leave Trace Of Original Personality
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Oct 3, 2014 16:54
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The Onion's Peter K. Rosenthal Reviews "Gone Girl" Joe Biden On His Job: "Isn't it a Bitch?"
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Oct 3, 2014 17:15
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Nasa Administrator Resigns After Leak of Offensive Anti-Moon Email I love when they're just silly like this.
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Oct 7, 2014 03:26
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Nasa Administrator Resigns After Leak of Offensive Anti-Moon Email https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwz37vF-BI4
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Oct 7, 2014 05:02
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Nasa Administrator Resigns After Leak of Offensive Anti-Moon Email In that vein this has always been one of my favorites: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God
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Oct 7, 2014 06:12
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Roof On Fire Claims Lives Of 43 Party People
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Oct 7, 2014 06:21
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This is the single funniest thing I've seen on clickhole yet for some reason.
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Oct 7, 2014 07:59
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Softface posted:In that vein this has always been one of my favorites: NASA Completes 52-Year Mission To Find, Kill God I laughed out loud at this paragraph: NASA was founded in 1958 by President Dwight D. Eisenhower for the express purpose of locating and assassinating God. By 1969, it had completed a successful lunar landing, bringing mankind that much closer to neutralizing the Almighty. It was in that year that U.S. astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first to step on the moon, and uttered the legendary phrase, "Where are you, God, you loving human being? Come and get me!"
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Oct 7, 2014 12:22
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Nation’s Cuckolded Husbands Gear Up For First Day Of Hunting Season With Wives’ Lovers
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Oct 7, 2014 18:14
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Evil Mastermind posted:Nation’s Cuckolded Husbands Gear Up For First Day Of Hunting Season With Wives’ Lovers Please don't show this to GBS.
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Oct 7, 2014 18:36
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zoux posted:Please don't show this to GBS. I agree with this post, except I think you should show that article to GBS.
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Oct 7, 2014 18:38
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Top 6 Happiest Countries In The World As always, that last line....
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Oct 8, 2014 03:07
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New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever Still great.
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Oct 8, 2014 03:39
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5 Disney Princesses Reimagined As Caucasian Softface has a new favorite as of 21:00 on Oct 8, 2014 |
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Oct 8, 2014 20:30
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No Parent Should Have To Endure The Agony And Heartbreak Of Having A lovely Kid http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/no-parent-should-have-endure-agony-and-heartbreak--1119 Go Clickhole.
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Oct 8, 2014 20:34
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Oct 8, 2014 22:06
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Babe Magnet posted:
The hashtag is #LiterallyUnbelievable.
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Oct 8, 2014 22:20
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Babe Magnet posted:
What's great about this is that normally on Literally Unbelievable they'll just move on and at the most try to bullshit that "WELL, IT COULD BE REAL!" but with this people are now screaming that the very idea is horrible and that Clickhole should be ashamed. Tumblr is the best.
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Oct 8, 2014 22:26
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My favorite part is the blog called whitepeoplestealingculture unironically run by a dumb racist
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Oct 8, 2014 22:33
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OldTennisCourt posted:What's great about this is that normally on Literally Unbelievable they'll just move on and at the most try to bullshit that "WELL, IT COULD BE REAL!" but with this people are now screaming that the very idea is horrible and that Clickhole should be ashamed. Tumblr is the best. I wish I had a job where I sat around and wondered "What would make Tumblr hit DEFCON 20 today?" and then got to actually implement it.
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Oct 9, 2014 04:33
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C. Everett Koop posted:I wish I had a job where I sat around and wondered "What would make Tumblr hit DEFCON 20 today?" and then got to actually implement it. The higher DEFCON numbers are actually the calmer and less-emergency states. 
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Oct 9, 2014 11:58
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To be fair, Tumblr's DEFCON 20 protocol would still be to foam at the mouth about white people.
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Oct 9, 2014 12:08
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Another old favorite http://www.theonion.com/articles/mom-and-dad-im-gay-and-also-stronger-than-both-of,21017/
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Oct 9, 2014 13:14
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Oct 9, 2014 18:02
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The best part of this is that the Christian Science Monitor, which is a real and serious newspaper (don't let the name fool you), got to mention Diamond Joe in their article about this. Joe Biden calls his job a [expletive deleted]. Is he actually right? Washington — Vice President Joe Biden – sometimes it seems he’s doing his best to live up to the fictional “Diamond Joe” Biden character concocted by The Onion. 
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Oct 9, 2014 18:06
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How Many Of These Smells Can You Identify? I got 5/6. What does that say about me?
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Oct 9, 2014 21:08
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/secondmost-popular-kid-in-school-assumes-power-fol,18088/ "Second-most popular kid in school, Conner, assumes power following the death of Chad, star quarterback, shifting the entire social dynamic of the suburban high school. He gets the hottest girlfriend & drives a 2007 ford f-150, not a 2010 camaro like the quarterback did. Hopefully he turns out (no one can replace Chad), otherwise we'd be stuck with the third-coolest kid, David, who is on the basketball team & drives a corolla." uuuuuuunreal. A3th3r has a new favorite as of 21:36 on Oct 9, 2014 |
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Oct 9, 2014 21:09
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I Apologize For Saying That If Lord Voldemort Were Real We Would Give Him Free Domino’s Pizza For Life by J. Patrick Doyle, CEO, Domino's Pizza
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Oct 9, 2014 22:06
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A3th3r posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/secondmost-popular-kid-in-school-assumes-power-fol,18088/ Good lord. "At the conclusion of his remarks, Anderson made the transfer of power official by draping McIntyre's blue-and-gold varsity jacket over a large photo of his departed teammate. He reportedly then took a deep breath and ceremoniously popped the collar on his polo shirt."
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Oct 9, 2014 22:22
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Boy Believed To Be Next Reincarnation Of Regional KFC Manager Discovered In Chatfield, MN
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Oct 10, 2014 08:18
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Remember 5 Tragedies Weirdly Predicted by Adam Sandler? Well, it's gone viral. As in, crazy people actually believe it's real, including Stormfront, who are citing the original article as proof of an international Jewish conspiracy that leaves cryptic hints at its machinations in light-hearted family comedies. This may be the single funniest thing the Onion has ever done, and they didn't even do the funniest part of it.
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Report: Increasing Number Of U.S. Toddlers Attending Online Preschool
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