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Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account?
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Nov 28, 2015 02:02
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NESguerilla posted:Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account? a colossal financial idiot. Now if it's a corporation....
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Nov 28, 2015 02:03
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Nov 28, 2015 02:18
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Nov 28, 2015 02:22
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NESguerilla posted:Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account? Jon pop.
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Nov 28, 2015 02:52
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LOL I bet the guy who made this is ugly and plays videogames all the time who wants a super hot chick to cook him dinner and blow him while he plays CoD
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Nov 28, 2015 06:40
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This was easily my favorite Black Friday of my life so far. So I'm going to write a book about it, watch out. I started out by randomly riding buses until I ended up on bus 13 which took me exactly where I wanted (the library). Praise Allah for guiding my randomizations. Then I read a bit about how there's a big ol' Black Lives Matter protest going on down by all the consumerist bullshit in downtown Seattle, so I wandered my lazy rear end down that way to see what that was all about. It was on the way there that I began grumbling "CONSUUUUUUME" at every random group of passersby in my best demon growl. Anyways after doing that for a bit I ran into some elders singing about how we need to stop wars and be sustainable and all that sort of obvious stuff, to the tunes of christmas carols. The nice lady who was leading the group saw me listening in and gave me a few pieces of sheet music and told me to join them, so I awkwardly complied and had a delightful time attempting not to throw off the entirety of the chorus while reading sheet music for the first time. I mostly hummed but it was quite fun. Then I ran into the Black Lives Matter protesters. There was a subset of white people meditating with their eyes closed with a bunch of signs about how 'white silence = white compliance' and things along those lines. So I sat and joined them in meditation for a while and at the end of it one of them gave me a cookie. After that everybody gathered round and listened to a few choice words from a few people who were willing to speak. I cried a little bit because it was giving me hope for the world and because I'm a human being. Also I saw some girl with super beautiful ice blue eyes so I complimented her because she looked like she was about to pierce the flames of hell with some absolute zero quantum ice beams n poo poo but I didn't go that far with my compliment even though I should have. Then we started marching. The mob decided to march through Macy's since they're a big ol' pinnacle of consumerist disgust, so I helped hold open one of the doors until the cops threatened to arrest me. At first I thought it would have been fun to get arrested but I wimped out and let them close the doors, it was enough to have disrupted their commerce briefly. I won't bore you with the details of the full march, but I mostly just kept demon growling "CONSUUUUUME" at people because I was bored of repeating the slogans that people were chanting which were vast oversimplifications of the issues and mostly emotion driven, though still extremely valid for the most part, as far as you can express a complex issue in a chant. At one point while stopped at a store, a protester got dragged into the store by cops, who then tried to shut the door immediately. Several people tried to hold the door open and I joined them, it didn't take long for all of them to get knocked off the handle though, and it was me versus 3 cops trying to close the door (I had 2 people pulling on me so they couldn't try to snatch me up but it didn't do much to alleviate the force from my arms). The cops then came from behind and started pushing the people who were holding onto me away so I reached my limit and let go and then slipped away from them because I'm a slippery little devil. It was very invigorating and probably the most fun workout I've ever had. I will endeavor to fight cops more in the future. I think it would take 4 average cops to take me down without a taser. Later we all marched through Forever 21. One of the customers mentioned that 'if it was like this all the time in here, I'd come here more often' and I laughed and agreed that I would as well. When the call was made to return to Westlake Park, the cops attempted to pretend that they were accomplishing something by blocking us from walking on the sidewalks directly back. I confronted them on the fact that they weren't enforcing any real laws and were in fact inhibiting the public from walking on public property. Most of them refused to respond because they knew I was right and they knew they were just obeying orders regardless of the validity of the orders, so I pointed out that they were a bunch of pitiful pawns with no will of their own, and stuff like that. The most legitimate response I received when asking what they thought they were accomplishing was "We've formed a line," to which I golf-clapped. By the end of the event, my IQ had dropped a solid 30 points, as is the nature of mob interaction (regardless of the validity of the righteous fury fueling the mob). The notion of ending racism (and particularly ACTUALLY loving PUNISHING COPS WHO MURDER PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY'RE BLACK) was a nice message, of course, but I think that people should really be concentrating more on ending the entirety of our capitalistic caste system, which separates people into "homeless", "working poor", "middle class", and "gods who have enough to do basically anything but still think they need more," since these castes affect everyone (albeit not equally from a racial perspective, of course). Afterwards a bunch of hippies started banging on buckets so I danced for them and one of them loaned me a bucket so I drummed for a while and afterwards he gave me a small crystal, which I hoped was drugs but unfortunately wasn't. Then I heard some rear end in a top hat preaching a bunch of christian tripe on the corner so I went and pestered him as he yelled into his mic, poking holes in his shallow logic, while he tried desperately to ignore me and not look at me and only respond to the people who just shouted something at him as they were walking away because they wouldn't engage him. That didn't stop me from roasting him for a while though because, well, if he's gonna shout at people who aren't listening then I have the right to talk at him while he pretends not to listen. At some point some dude stood near this fool and his 2 cronies who were holding signs, and held his hands up to the air as if to imply he were enraptured by the Holy Spirit. But I let him know that he was clearly looking up at Nyx, not Christian God. Then I engaged another one of the poor pitiful creatures who was holding a sign and deconstructed his logic until he repeatedly fell back to the 'infallible bible' assumption. After getting bored I wished him terrible luck inflicting his ignorance on others, and proceeded on my way. I growled a lot more demonic "CONSUUUUME"s at people at this point. I seriously want to emphasize how much fun it is to do this and you should definitely try it at least once. I'm going to make it a habit every holiday season from now on I think, until humans stop ignoring the suffering of others and earth stops being a purgatory. Then I rode a shopping cart down about a mile of hill. Which was probably more effort than just walking since I had to work the crap out of my arms and core to keep it steady but was still pretty fun. And then I wrote a big gay facebook post which is always amusing to me even though it's spectacularly futile. To anybody who made it this far, well, thanks, I hope my delightful little day was amusing to you much luvs miau 
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Nov 28, 2015 16:57
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Nov 28, 2015 17:13
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...that mouth dimple/fold goes almost all the way across her face. What the hell.
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Nov 28, 2015 17:14
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Nov 28, 2015 17:15
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Picnic Princess posted:LOL I bet the guy who made this is ugly and plays videogames all the time who wants a super hot chick to cook him dinner and blow him while he plays CoD He doesn't understand! He always gets that when he completes one of his epic XBox adventures!
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Nov 28, 2015 17:42
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naem posted:Also we spent a trillion dollars (financed by China whose economy turns out to be mostly garbage) in order to murder brown people for a decade until their whole region is going murder nuts and they're stampeding to escape and occasional shooting up our cities yes 
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Nov 28, 2015 17:53
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naem posted:I know of several half abandoned subdivisions where only a couple of houses were built, with blank lots or empty foundations along a nice paved drive with a circle turn around, with one hillbilly family living it up in their house they kept through the recession using the whole thing as their driveway full of atv's lol there is almost this exact situation near my friend's house down in Naples, there is this huge failed subdivision that is just the grid of streets and no actual houses, like half of it is paved with curbs and everything and the other half is just dirt roads in this gigantic grid shape my friend has an old Mitsubishi evolution that we drive around like maniacs in there and it is fun as hell, also redneck kids have build a pretty sophisticated dirtbike racetrack with big jumps and poo poo, it's really great
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Nov 28, 2015 18:30
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NESguerilla posted:Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account? Anyone you'd want to actually date, duh.
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Nov 28, 2015 18:35
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TheMostFrench posted:http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/for-nice-guys-who-dont-get-it/ by using the 'nice guy' pejorative, you other me
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Nov 28, 2015 18:49
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dude for sure wrote his own wiki page
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Nov 28, 2015 19:06
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jon pop that is very racist
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Nov 28, 2015 19:47
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NESguerilla posted:Who keeps 900 grand in a checking account? I always keep 1% of my assets in cash.
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Nov 28, 2015 20:20
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Nov 28, 2015 21:31
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etalian posted:lol Saw that at the store the other day. It's pretty expensive for water that isn't Fiji or Evian.
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Nov 28, 2015 21:40
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Nov 28, 2015 22:38
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Nov 28, 2015 23:27
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TheMostFrench posted:http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/for-nice-guys-who-dont-get-it/ So calling someone a "rude bitch" and stealing their belongings are microaggressions?
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Nov 28, 2015 23:39
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Stinky_Pete posted:So calling someone a "rude bitch" and stealing their belongings are microaggressions? Actually, yeah. With respect to the range of aggressive activities that are engaged in around the world. edit; let's list macroaggressions BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Nov 28, 2015 |
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Nov 28, 2015 23:41
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Actually, yeah. So what's a white woman clutching her purse when a black man enters the elevator? That's gotta be a nanoaggression, unless it's sexist to expect her to feel safe around all men
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Nov 28, 2015 23:51
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I'm a little confused here. Is a microagression the same thing as being passive-aggressive?
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Nov 28, 2015 23:52
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Stinky_Pete posted:So what's a white woman clutching her purse when a black man enters the elevator? That's gotta be a nanoaggression, unless it's sexist to expect her to feel safe around all men That's a defensive action, it's the opposite of aggression.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:53
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Jim Barris posted:I'm a little confused here. Is a microagression the same thing as being passive-aggressive? One million microaggressions can be redeemed for one aggression notZaar posted:That's a defensive action, it's the opposite of aggression. But I thought the microaggression crowd said that counts?
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Nov 28, 2015 23:53
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Stinky_Pete posted:So what's a white woman clutching her purse when a black man enters the elevator? That's gotta be a nanoaggression, unless it's sexist to expect her to feel safe around all men I'm not sure how to interpret this post.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:54
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:I'm not sure how to interpret this post. I'm saying that's what I thought was micro, so what the hell is it really if verbally berating someone is already micro. They can't be in the same order of magnitude
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Nov 28, 2015 23:56
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If I rub my dick all over a womans purse while she's in the bathroom is that a microagression? Feels drat good I can tell you that much.
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Nov 28, 2015 23:58
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Jim Barris posted:If I rub my dick all over a womans purse while she's in the bathroom is that a microagression? Feels drat good I can tell you that much. Cumsharking isn't a microaggression but rather a crime against humanity.
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Nov 29, 2015 00:02
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Stinky_Pete posted:So what's a white woman clutching her purse when a black man enters the elevator? That's gotta be a nanoaggression, unless it's sexist to expect her to feel safe around all men
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Nov 29, 2015 00:09
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Jim Barris posted:If I rub my dick all over a womans purse while she's in the bathroom is that a microagression? Feels drat good I can tell you that much. micro is definitely the prefix I would use to describe anything involving your penis yeah
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Nov 29, 2015 02:53
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Microaggressions are a Dumb Word for any negative act that you can put towards a person without actually meaning to. Examples are holding a door for a woman, or also failing to do soAccretionist posted:Saw that at the store the other day. It's pretty expensive for water that isn't Fiji or Evian. It's fancy Fiji-style water? I figured it was more so plastic bottles weren't generated. Unless it is wax coated and non-recyclable, in which case lol
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Nov 29, 2015 02:58
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Microagressions are just weak poo poo if you don't like someone for any reason whatsoever you should just beat on 'em until they whup you or the cops pull you off the way we demonize violence in this country is absurd
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Nov 29, 2015 03:19
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Grand Prize Winner posted:
 speaking truth to power
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Nov 29, 2015 03:20
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how come cars and houses aren't priced so they can be afforded but almost literally everyone has to take out loans to own them.
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Nov 29, 2015 03:34
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Groovelord Neato posted:how come cars and houses aren't priced so they can be afforded but almost literally everyone has to take out loans to own them. Because they cost a lot to design and manufacture. Not to mention the material cost.
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