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Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I used Wechat's People Nearby feature to see if any babes were around me in my city here in India and I found a girl that was selling phone calls to lonely guys for 1500 rupees per hour (like $23 USD). She has be making huge money.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Bajaj posted:

I used Wechat's People Nearby feature to see if any babes were around me in my city here in India and I found a girl that was selling phone calls to lonely guys for 1500 rupees per hour (like $23 USD). She has be making huge money.

"Ohhhhhhh hello madam."

Hi.

"Super bowl to you."

Yes.

"Honey good boob milks?"

Yes.

*sploodge* "YAAAAAAR"

Thank you, come again. *click*

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
We all turn into pirates when we climax.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Screaming Idiot posted:

We all turn into pirates when we climax.

If not, then you're doing it wrong.

Protip: Use your peg leg to stuff an extra hole.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
show bobs so i plunder bhooty YAAAAAAR

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Do you send these round the office for everyone to have a laugh at?
My office consists of three people living in the same house so yes

Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
Do you actually get a lot of resumes from Indian applicants?

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Might be easier to replace your entire HR department. Just a thought babbi

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Haha

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2dVRFZb1BE

White people :rolleyes:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

This is gold.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

reignofevil posted:

This is gold.

That's not gold.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
Obvious photoshops. I don't think a solid poop has been taken in India ever.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Bum the Sad posted:

Obvious photoshops. I don't think a solid poop has been taken in India ever.

That's not solid.

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Away all Goats posted:

That's not solid.

More solid than a dysentery spray.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Fleta Mcgurn posted:

If not, then you're doing it wrong.

Protip: Use your peg leg to stuff an extra hole.

I tear off your wooden peg leg. I ram it up your rear end. Then I pour hot caramel over your head and turn you into a loving candy apple. I kick you in the face!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I also noticed several months after this thread started I had some people sharing bobs and vagene
not like actual bobs the memems of them.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I tear off your wooden peg leg. I ram it up your rear end. Then I pour hot caramel over your head and turn you into a loving candy apple. I kick you in the face!

*gasp* The bobsninja!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


You'll pay for this in time.

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
Very well.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Hello Contracts,

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tsunemori posted:

The saga continues

Tech companies like Microsoft love the H1B program since it makes it easier to exploit indian workers who love bobs

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

He's just stating her bra size.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






(wrong thread, sorry)

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Hello Contracts,

:lol:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:





StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



[X-post from the Fear Factory thread]

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Comeout my water.



Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
This horrific sexism ends NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAF9TnH_6-Q

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

He's just stating her bra size.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

wow I feel like I've learned so much

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

HoAssHo posted:

wow I feel like I've learned so much

Hello Casting,

How about giving better roles and payment to Indian actresses? They have to work so much harder than the lazy male baboon actors. The executive director in my studio is being sued for sexual discrimination because of this, the women have a special union, don't let it happen to you

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

wan vagen and bobs

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-29/ato-scammer-cracks-under-questioning-queensland-lawyer/9000132

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