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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
You know you're old when you ride the Sizzler with your daughter at the fair and it upsets the hell out of your stomach on the third time. :(

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A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Bro it's probably fair food and the Sizzler that is upsetting your stomach.

Not age. You got your whole life in front of you Burrito.

*slaps rear end now get in the game son*

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I ate so much cerviche I didn't even realize I was bellyaching about it in the wrong spot

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Bad Moon posted:

I ate so much cerviche I didn't even realize I was bellyaching about it in the wrong spot

I hope my username through some people for a spin again :gizz:


What kind of ceviche?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Ceviche is so good.

Tomorrow I'm going to a panel that includes Rick Perlstein. Nixonland is a great book that I highly recommend.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Hot Diggity! posted:

Ceviche is so good.

Tomorrow I'm going to a panel that includes Rick Perlstein. Nixonland is a great book that I highly recommend.

Seconding this, I read it and All the President's Men back to back, fantastic duo.

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing
I have been slowly working my way through this entire thread. Comments:

Can't believe no one mentioned Binding of Isaac in video game chat.

The Nice Guys is a fun film, would work on a sick day too.

Most of you guys are surprisingly on top of your diet game for goons.

I had something else but forgot.

Back to lurking!

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
The Nice Guys and Inherent Vice were some of my favorite movies from last year.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Alaois posted:

That's the real next-level poo poo, getting in a day early.

I'm a loving idiot of course but they cheated, I was not prepared for that poo poo on the wrong day :argh:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
The Nice Guys was a really good film.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
I am tired of april fools on the internet

I am an old

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Qwijib0 posted:

I am tired of april fools on the internet

I am an old

Some things can be funny, but most of the stuff people do is just stupid

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Qwijib0 posted:

I am tired of april fools on the internet

I am an old

April Fools is the release of hundreds of lame, forced press releases queued on Twitter months ago and millions of people posting dumb, unfunny poo poo in response.

I guess I'm an old, too.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Qwijib0 posted:

I am tired of april fools on the internet

I am an old

Try having it be your birthday

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I'm having a nice steak for lunch

Steak lunch owns so much. Will post picture.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Try having it be your birthday

HA!

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

A Man and his dog posted:

I WAS WRONGED!

LET ME OUT BT!!!!
:kingsley:

BT DONT

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Mel Mudkiper posted:

Try having it be your birthday

Ah, the old dead birthday prostitute gag yet again.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm taking my cousin and neice to see Beauty and the Beast.

Will report back later

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Apparently there is a gay scene between a candlestick and a broom.
:allbuttons:

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Shut the gently caress up rg3

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

A Man and his dog posted:

Apparently there is a gay scene between a candlestick and a broom.
:allbuttons:

Are you insulted by this because it was consentual?

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Leperflesh posted:

I don't think I've ever eaten a pop tart. As a child, my parents loved me and fed me actual food for breakfast, and as an adult, if I want a pile of sugar and carbs for breakfast, I get something that was made within the last 48 hours. Within the last 8 hours, preferably. But I almost never want to eat a big pile of sugar for breakfast, because it makes me feel sick.

It's bizarre to see the constant exercise/bodybuilding stuff in this thread get derailed by goons salivating over the worst garbage prepared packaged "food" you can buy. Ugh.

Maybe I'm just upset. I just got back from the vet. Neighborhood kitty looks to have got hit by a car probably like a week ago. Broken jaw, clearly starving, weighed almost nothing, super sweet boy who deserves to be owned. We never took him in before because we're already overstocked on cats. Prognosis: if his jaw can be wired, a medium pile of money and care will probably save him. If his jaw can't be wired, only a huge pile of money would give him a chance, so he's done.

tl:dr; don't eat pop tarts, please take care of your neighborhood stray cats by getting involved in a TNR program or at least calling one to come set traps when you see them.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

a neat cape posted:

I'm taking my cousin and neice to see Beauty and the Beast.

Will report back later

It's really really good

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a neat cape posted:

It's really really good

Two reallys? This is serious.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Did it turn either of you gay?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CyberPingu posted:

Are you insulted by this because it was consentual?

Objects can't consent. Every dildo in history was raped.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Try having it be your birthday

Your mom be all like "no, haha, I get it, april fools, but for reals bring me my real baby now"

doctors be all "no mrs. mudkiper, seriously, this is your baby"

moms be "ok this isn't funny any more"

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Took my big dumb dog on his first hike today



he loved it

Then we watched a movie called Backcountry about people who get attacked in the woods by a black bear :chloe:

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Ehud posted:

Took my big dumb dog on his first hike today



he loved it

Then we watched a movie called Backcountry about people who get attacked in the woods by a black bear :chloe:

Dogs and hikes are a pro combo

My coonhound loves hiking so much, and she just passes out immediately after we load back into the car, it's hilarious

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Dogs and hikes are a pro combo

My coonhound loves hiking so much, and she just passes out immediately after we load back into the car, it's hilarious

same

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Leperflesh posted:

Your mom be all like "no, haha, I get it, april fools, but for reals bring me my real baby now"

doctors be all "no mrs. mudkiper, seriously, this is your baby"

moms be "ok this isn't funny any more"

I actually laughed

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Chichevache posted:

I hope my username through some people for a spin again :gizz:


What kind of ceviche?

Mexican shrimp? I don't know enough about it to tell what kinds.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



a neat cape posted:

It's really really good

Ended up taking a friend to go see it.

It was good, but for most of the movie I was just thinking I'd probably rather rewatch the animated version.

It was good though, and they had a avocado and crab sushi roll on the menu that was solid.

The constant ads for the Ghost in the Shell mixed drink were a bit much though.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Good Morning TFF!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Flikken posted:

Good Morning TFF!

Its afternoon here.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Did a rich dude calling the final four game last night really say:

"Well this kid doesn't need assisted living"

Really... smdh.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Leperflesh posted:

Your mom be all like "no, haha, I get it, april fools, but for reals bring me my real baby now"

doctors be all "no mrs. mudkiper, seriously, this is your baby"

moms be "ok this isn't funny any more"

This is actually a new joke and a good one and I respect and appreciate it

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Had some really good sushi tonight. One of the chefs also remembered me and gave me 20% off the bill.

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7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Anyone here ever done one of the float tanks?

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