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That is a VICIOUS elbow-strike.
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Jul 30, 2017 06:18
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As a security guard myself: he probably got written up if not outright fired for that. 
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Jul 30, 2017 06:23
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Malachite_Dragon posted:As a security guard myself: he probably got written up if not outright fired for that. I'm sincerely curious, why? Dude had a gun literally pointed at his chest. If there's any reason to start throwing your mass around, it's that.
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Jul 30, 2017 06:28
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Malachite_Dragon posted:As a security guard myself: he probably got written up if not outright fired for that. Wait, aren't you deaf?
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Jul 30, 2017 06:31
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MisterBibs posted:I'm sincerely curious, why? Dude had a gun literally pointed at his chest. If there's any reason to start throwing your mass around, it's that. chitoryu12 posted:Wait, aren't you deaf?  I work at a freight yard, though, my job is much more visual than auditory.
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Jul 30, 2017 06:35
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Did the gun fire? Or is that sweat/spit flying off the dude's face as the elbow caves his jaw in?
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Jul 30, 2017 06:40
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For the same reason loss prevention at big box stores aren't (in most places) actually allowed to stop thieves; if you do anything that could get the company in legal hot water for any reason, self defense or no, that's a firin'. 'Murica! I hope none of the trucks sneak up on you.
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Jul 30, 2017 06:47
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chitoryu12 posted:I hope none of the trucks sneak up on you. I have a cochlear implant, it's not like I'm 100% unaware of my surroundings plus them trucks are some loud fuckers; even if the implant couldn't pick them up, they vibrate the floor.
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Jul 30, 2017 07:31
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Malachite_Dragon posted:For the same reason loss prevention at big box stores aren't (in most places) actually allowed to stop thieves; if you do anything that could get the company in legal hot water for any reason, self defense or no, that's a firin'. 'Murica! Being a bouncer and being big box loss prevention are worlds apart in terms of what you can get away with/expected to do.
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Jul 30, 2017 07:46
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I train at a place with guys that work security so i've talked about that kind of stuff a bit with them and there is no way that guy would get fired for tackling a dude that was one foot away from him and was in the process of pointing a gun towards customers.
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Jul 30, 2017 08:08
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I'd like to believe that, I really would, but I've seen too many of these kinds of stories where the employer goes "Great job! Now get out."
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Jul 30, 2017 08:53
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Mak0rz posted:Did the gun fire? Or is that sweat/spit flying off the dude's face as the elbow caves his jaw in? Yeah I think the gun fires. Right when it looks like it does, the third dude in the gif just dips the gently caress out as if a shot had been fired.
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Jul 30, 2017 08:56
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chitoryu12 posted:I hope none of the trucks sneak up on you. you don't need to hear good when 75% of your job is letting prostitutes in through a hole in the fence.
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Jul 30, 2017 09:33
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https://i.imgur.com/G1APxZY.mp4
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Jul 30, 2017 09:34
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Goddamn, someone give this guy a medal. Goddamn, someone give this van driver a medal.
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Jul 30, 2017 09:42
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That dude got really hosed up and I think dead now?
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Jul 30, 2017 09:48
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Grem posted:That dude got really hosed up and I think dead now? Yeah, think he ended killing himself later.
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Jul 30, 2017 10:02
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his shoes didnt come off im sure hes fine
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Jul 30, 2017 10:04
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Slugnoid posted:you don't need to hear good when 75% of your job is letting prostitutes in through a hole in the fence. Alas, the yard is literally right next to the local sheriff's office and my shifts are weekend overnight when we're closed. No prostitutes to liven things up.
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Jul 30, 2017 11:02
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Grem posted:That dude got really hosed up and I think dead now? Yup quote:The guy in the video is Colin Winkleman, a professional BMX rider who once set a Guinness World Record by jumping over 13 Ford Explorers on a bike. In 2004, fellow rider/daredevil Travis Pastrana apparently held a contest at his house to see who could film the craziest jump. Colin's attempt was to ride up a ramp attached to the front of a van that was moving toward him. He hit the ramp too fast and ended up falling nearly 20 feet on to the pavement. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84gANYHqnb8
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Jul 30, 2017 11:06
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Jul 30, 2017 12:16
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Being a bouncer and being big box loss prevention are worlds apart in terms of what you can get away with/expected to do. Also he’s a bouncer at night club so posh it doesn’t have a front door. No one cares about risk or lawsuits. He probably lets in as many lot lizards as Malachite_Dragon.
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Jul 30, 2017 13:54
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That dude got really hosed up and I think dead now?
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Jul 30, 2017 14:08
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Proteus Jones posted:That is a VICIOUS elbow-strike. He moves so quickly on his feet for a big lad. Anyway I watch so many of these fail videos I forget what it's actually supposed to look like when you pull it off. The guy flipping off the roof near the start is ridiculous. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHMaARgWX8
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Jul 30, 2017 14:14
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I just wanted to say that I've slowly read this thread over the last few months, and have just barely reached the 9th of november, when Trump was voted president. I am not in any way a trump supporter, I don't even live in america, but the utter smugness of this thread about Trump leading up to his election was a joy to read, knowing what happened. The biggest schadenfreude I got came from the schadenfreude thread itself, so I thank you all.
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Jul 30, 2017 15:12
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Mak0rz posted:Did the gun fire? Or is that sweat/spit flying off the dude's face as the elbow caves his jaw in? Yup, twice PostNouveau posted:Goddamn, someone give this guy a medal.  http://www.twincities.com/2014/03/09/when-hero-bouncer-saw-gunman-enter-st-paul-bar-i-didnt-have-time-to-get-excited/
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MisterOblivious posted:Yup, twice He doesn't look fired at *all*.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I hate to admit that I laughed at this. Same. Partly due to the surprise of it just coming out of left field two posts later.
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Son of Rodney posted:I just wanted to say that I've slowly read this thread over the last few months, and have just barely reached the 9th of november, when rich rear end in a top hat was voted president. please dont remind us we tried to stay quiet to avoid people like you laughing at us
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'd like to believe that, I really would, but I've seen too many of these kinds of stories where the employer goes "Great job! Now get out." It's really obvious here that you've never been a bouncer cause It's nothing like loss prevention/lot guarding. Someone at some point is going to do something stupid or violent because you're mixing stupid people and alcohol, the fact that you'll have to intervene on that is literally why you have the job at all.
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Jul 30, 2017 17:11
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SiKboy posted:They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey". I'm late, but thanks.
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Randaconda posted:snitching Well, hopefully if it gets deleted, it'll keep some dumb kid from doing it and loving themselves up.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Yup Focusing on the video for a bit, a lot of schaden here: Colin's last name is misspelled, he openly talks about dropping out of school and specifically notes that he flunked physics. Which must be the greatest ad for staying in school ever created. But seriously, didn't he think that maybe he would want to replace the ramp on the front of the van? That thing is steep: by the time you're popped into the air the van would be down the street and you would need some way down. That's not even daring, that's just asking for misery. Which apparently he got by the bucketload, unfortunately.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Focusing on the video for a bit, a lot of schaden here: Colin's last name is misspelled, he openly talks about dropping out of school and specifically notes that he flunked physics. Which must be the greatest ad for staying in school ever created. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54g9sj
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Jul 30, 2017 17:51
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Tanith posted:Pangs of shame aren't normally localized to the right ankle, what's the deal with the pitcher in this one? Serious answer: Jason Marquis had been hit in the leg by a ball in play in the previous inning, and the stress of continuing to pitch turned it into a fracture. He was out for the rest of the season.
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This just makes me wonder how it works when that trick is successful. Like, how do you push off without it flying backwards, as physics demands?
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MisterBibs posted:This just makes me wonder how it works when that trick is successful. Like, how do you push off without it flying backwards, as physics demands? You jump straight up because the platform underneath you is also moving forward. You also need to be going fast enough to clear the obstacle which this person definitely was not doing.
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