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Open your eyes Paul
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Phenix Rising posted:This reminds me - there was some match in the past couple of years where someone was taking a beating and one of the commentators yelled something like, "Jesus Christ, stop it!" It was JBL in the first ever Suplex City match after like the tenth German. And I fully believe it was a genuine reaction because those were filthy. He just goes, "Jesus Christ, stop it!"
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 17:51 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Imagine being so unenthusiastic about something in wrestling you're not living up to the standards of Sable.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:09 |
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Foley posted:I was about to go out there a couple weeks ago, and I heard Braun Strowman say, I want a title shot. Mr. McMahon's behind the curtain, at the board watching the monitor, and [Vince] goes, oh god, it's not a title shot. I was thinking to myself, then what is it? That's exactly what I would go to call it when I would go out there. You want a title shot? He's like, it's a title match. It's a match! So if you ever wonder what it's like to see a six-foot-eight, three hundred pound behemoth get chewed out, you should've been there.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:11 |
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I have been listening to a lot of Jim Cornette lately and two Vince anecdotes that come to mind are (1) he had someone over to fix the sound on his tv and tipped him a benjamin after being shown what the mute button is and (2) he hasnt bought his own groceries since 1983.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:18 |
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Next week: "No! It's not a title match it's a championship opportunity!" "Title-free match" is the term that I'm most grateful didn't catch on.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:33 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:(2) he hasnt bought his own groceries since 1983. Who feeds the Cornette?
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:34 |
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Vince McMahon is such a loving weirdo.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:47 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Yeah, HHH sticks out like a sore thumb.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:55 |
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Gonzo McFee posted:Vince McMahon is such a loving weirdo. i worked for a vince mcmahon once, in the space of 14 months years i got promoted from never having worked in my industry to managing 14 people, revenue was up, costs were down, by all measurable...measurements i was kicking rear end. the boss one morning asked how i was out on the sales floor and i said 'fine' instead of 'loving FANTASTIC YOU poo poo EATING rear end in a top hat' and i got called in to his office for a 45 minute dressing down about morale i worked for another vince mcmahon once who hired me as a trainer because he was terrible with people. after a year and a half of glowing reviews from everyone i worked with he came to sit in on one of my trainings and then bitched me out for three hours when we got back to the office about how i was a too smart college kid who no one could tell anything because i didnt present stuff in the exact order he wanted it presented in sometimes the boss just likes to be a dick because hes the boss
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:56 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I have been listening to a lot of Jim Cornette lately and two Vince anecdotes that come to mind are (1) he had someone over to fix the sound on his tv and tipped him a benjamin after being shown what the mute button is and (2) he hasnt bought his own groceries since 1983. Considering that Vince spends half of his week on the road and the other half of the week shoving people into pools #2 is totally plausible.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:56 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Who feeds the Cornette? vince is the one who doesn't buy his own groceries. corny dines exclusively on bob evans sausage gravy.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:56 |
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I'll be so glad when Vince dies so that we can get rid of this absolutely loving bizarre verbiage.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 18:59 |
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Efexeye posted:i worked for a vince mcmahon once, in the space of 14 months years i got promoted from never having worked in my industry to managing 14 people, revenue was up, costs were down, by all measurable...measurements i was kicking rear end. the boss one morning asked how i was out on the sales floor and i said 'fine' instead of 'loving FANTASTIC YOU poo poo EATING rear end in a top hat' and i got called in to his office for a 45 minute dressing down about morale I once worked for this haggard woman whose leadership strategy was to tell everyone they did a terrible job because that's the only way people will keep working hard. She got fired after the third hostile work environment claim.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:04 |
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It's double plus ungood
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:05 |
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sportsgenius86 posted:I once worked for this haggard woman whose leadership strategy was to tell everyone they did a terrible job because that's the only way people will keep working hard. but enough about dixie carter...
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:06 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:vince is the one who doesn't buy his own groceries. corny dines exclusively on bob evans sausage gravy. corny only does becuase he got banned from all the wendy's south of the Mason–Dixon line
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:07 |
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I was at Smackdown live... LIVE. That main event match was incredible. Just loving stellar. Becky's match with Mickie was also awesome. I'm sad I was on the opposite side of the arena from Dean blowing up. Also, if Harper gets added to the Mania match my gloating is going to be endless. ENDLESS. I may have been dead wrong about the most logical thing to be making Harper champion and do have him fight Orton directly, but I was on the right track and all y'all were pooping in my mouth for even considering Harper seeing the Mania main event. This time, Foochs shall hold MY dick!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:11 |
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Go RV! posted:I'll be so glad when Vince dies so that we can get rid of this absolutely loving bizarre verbiage. I, for one, will be sad when he is transported to a nearby medical facility.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:12 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:vince is the one who doesn't buy his own groceries. corny dines exclusively on bob evans sausage gravy. Untrue, he also eats his weight in hamburgers, and will loving cut you if you put ketchup on 'em after he asks you not to. I think his personal website used to have a section where he reviewed such things.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:13 |
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Sanguinia posted:I was at Smackdown live... LIVE. That main event match was incredible. Just loving stellar. Becky's match with Mickie was also awesome. I'm sad I was on the opposite side of the arena from Dean blowing up. didn't you think Owens was going to be the babyface after jeriKO split up
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:20 |
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Sanguinia posted:This time, Foochs shall hold MY dick!
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:21 |
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Sanguinia posted:I was at Smackdown live... LIVE. That main event match was incredible. Just loving stellar. Becky's match with Mickie was also awesome. I'm sad I was on the opposite side of the arena from Dean blowing up. There are still 6 episodes of Smackdown before Mania, if Harper wins the BR it'll be a one on one match on SD with a gently caress finish, sorry.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:22 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:didn't you think Owens was going to be the babyface after jeriKO split up I thought he SHOULD, not that he would. Also when Goldberg destroys all his heat I will be right.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:26 |
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Why should he though, he was always the more violent evil one
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:29 |
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Its insane that they are going to destroy Owens heat on loving Golberg. Also i dont understand the backlash against Sable: She is loving hot and its not like they were booking women beyond tits and rear end tv. Naomi on the other hand still botchs like crazy and almost killed Alexas ribs this past sunday. Also she injured herself. What im saying is bring back Sable or Eva Marie and fire Naomi.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:32 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Why should he though, he was always the more violent evil one What? Jericho was way more evil. He was the one always doing the cheating, usually with a crazed look of bloodlust on his face, and he went back for beat down and such more often than Owens, and he put Owens on the list way back at the start before the "I'm pretending to betray you" scheme. Plus he actually codobroke Owens even if it was for a good reason and Owens immediately forgave him. Jericho was by far more evil despite the face pops the list and his catchphrases were getting.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:35 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:36 |
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Sanguinia posted:What? Jericho was way more evil. He was the one always doing the cheating, usually with a crazed look of bloodlust on his face, and he went back for beat down and such more often than Owens, and he put Owens on the list way back at the start before the "I'm pretending to betray you" scheme. Plus he actually codobroke Owens even if it was for a good reason and Owens immediately forgave him. Jericho was by far more evil despite the face pops the list and his catchphrases were getting. Oh yeah if we're talking quantity Jericho wins. I think Owens is more violent than Jericho and more condusive to the "heel loses belt, lashes out" angle, which I thought they were gonna do. As soon as Jericho got the list over he was destined to come out face IMO.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:40 |
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i am glad those who extremely need to be right about their wrestling predictions, are always correct, on this board. Good job to you mates
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:46 |
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You'd never guess which one would be world champ and which one would be an nxt champ whose name never comes up when talking about former nxt champions.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:49 |
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bradzilla posted:There are still 6 episodes of Smackdown before Mania, if Harper wins the BR it'll be a one on one match on SD with a gently caress finish, sorry. Daniel Bryan explicitly said that it was for mania
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:50 |
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Cavauro posted:i am glad those who extremely need to be right about their wrestling predictions, are always correct, on this board. Good job to you mates This is the least antagonistic conversation about wrestling possible cool them pies
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 19:53 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Oh yeah if we're talking quantity Jericho wins. I think Owens is more violent than Jericho and more condusive to the "heel loses belt, lashes out" angle, which I thought they were gonna do. As soon as Jericho got the list over he was destined to come out face IMO. Well honestly a bigger concern for why Owens should have been the face was the news of the Goldberg match, in which I was sure he would only be allowed offense and not being squashed if he was on the verge of a face turn. From the more important story perspective though, losing out on his promised Mania main event slot because Owens valiantly fought but lost would have been a perfect motive for Jericho to turn. and the post-Manian main event scene being Braun, Brock, Joe and we were hoping Heel Roman meant a fresh Face was badly needed against that lineup and Owens would have been perfect, especially since his friction with Seth and Sami would have made for good story opportunity. Instead it seems we are doomed to still hated Face Roman who also retired the Undertaker and Owens playing 4th fiddle as a US champ who will doubtless continue to cheat and not win after a Jericho match with little heat because of Goldberg killing him before it happens. Honestly, I hope I'm wrong, but I think that's the most likely future. At least he'll hopefully have some good content with Joe as Team Fat-thority
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:00 |
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Emmalina was downright awful on RAW, I swear one of her lines sounded like she was doing a Borat voice.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:03 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:Its insane that they are going to destroy Owens heat on loving Golberg. lol this is some insane revisionist history just because someone brought up their knees in a spot. If poo poo like this meant you'd fire people then Jack Swagger, Seth Rollins, Samoa Joe, and more people would be out the door by now for doing far worse.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:20 |
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Incessant Excess posted:Emmalina was downright awful on RAW, I swear one of her lines sounded like she was doing a Borat voice. She doesn't want to play the character.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:22 |
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Don't you get paid less if you're not on TV? I find the 'Emma was playing 4D chess all along' theory kinda hard to believe.
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# ? Feb 15, 2017 20:32 |
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Emma is great because she decided gently caress that character, bombed it on television, then proceeded to go get drunk at the club with Summer Rae, Sasha Banks, Karl Anderson, and his hot Asian wife. edit: Oh poo poo apparently the iOS version of the Network now supports Chromecast!!!!! keevo fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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She really stole the show..... lol
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