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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



I post R I P
So the mod will rap my sheet
Goonspeed, Sir Richard

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Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

supervillain posted:

Well lowtax, the 15 year old you banned from your website over two decades ago gets to post in your death thread. Guess I win after all huh?

Not until the subway tuna lawsuit is completed

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
Lowtax it's more like notax now lol

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Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
is this still a thing

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Snotty By Nature
Sep 11, 2007
sorry for your loss

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Munkeylord
Jun 21, 2012

500 good dogs posted:

is this still a thing

I hope so, gotta catch em all

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
So does anyone want to join my guild?
We just had an opening

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toe face
Nov 14, 2021
hit me with your best shot

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Trying to remember if there was ever a Lowtax bee in Goonfleet. I don't think there was. But my memory is shot.

Pour out a glass of delicious mangosteen.

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pliable
Sep 26, 2003

this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc
Fun Shoe

The General posted:

Welcome to The Lowtax Memorial Probation Thread. Post in here and get a Lowtax picture/meme of some sort in your rapsheet, and a 6 hour probe. :toot:

RIP Lowtax, and thank you for these forums.

Gimme my bLowtax picture/meme rarpesheet pls tia

RIP Lowtax. gently caress you I love you RIP.

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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I got a probe when Tax was banned. It's only appropriate to get one now that he's in hell.

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kode54
Nov 26, 2007

aka kuroshi
Fun Shoe
Breaking an ages long lurking streak.

I grew up with livejournal and ezboards, graduated to that four leafs shithole for a few years of almost never posting and entirely lurking, to dumping that place and coming here instead. This place sure grew up from what it once was, too. Used to be you could make for a sweet helldump success story with a permaban twist just for being a creepy rear end furry. Maybe some of those people even deserved it. I didn’t really like reading those topics much anyway.

Turns out I didn’t fall far from those other creeps, at least many years ago. I bought my first drat probation for being a transphobic chud against the creator of one of my favorite web comics who more recently graduated to syndicated print comics. Imagine that, I actually thought that trans people had to be fully “passing” to qualify for the title. What the gently caress was I even thinking? And the moderator who took the report couldn’t even find anything in the rules against what I said in the reported post, so they instead probated me for the AI in-fill nullified porn that I twice posted in the topic. Good call either way.

I like to think I grew into a better person since then, and I have this place to thank for kicking me in the nuts when I rightly deserved it. Only wish that the tax man’s exes and children will move on past his troubled life, and that it didn’t have to come to this for him.

Hit me with that sixer, so I can have something besides the poo poo tier probations I’ve already racked up. I’ll take a bull semen. Okay, maybe I haven’t grown much.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
sixer me captain

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Smoke
Mar 12, 2005

I am NOT a red Bumblebee for god's sake!

Gun Saliva
Six me like you mean it.

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fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002
Does this mean Uwe Boll won?

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tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

memorial me

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JNCO BILOBA
Nov 22, 2005

As good a closure as any, I suppose. I value this community, having grown up with it, learned from it, and witnessing it evolve together. It's been a constant throughout my life, even if I rarely post. Thanks to everyone, gently caress abuse, think of the children. This is why I rarely post!

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Ah_Interesting
Jan 2, 2014
I lurked while he was cool
I lurked while he was a wife-beating rear end
I lurk while he is dead

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Hurricane
Jan 9, 2005
Arctic Hill
I was going to post in the original thread just to see when I registered, but was too slow. So thanks Lowtax for getting myself out of lurking for a second.

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Probate me please, in a Lowtax Memorial way

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BIG BABY JESUS
Jan 4, 2009

comrade commisrawr
want

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

i will accept a probe but only if my image can be byob chill cat with lowtax's head

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix



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MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
:effort:

No but srsly

:effort:

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Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax is better down where it's wetter.


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Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Posting to see if my account is legal yet.

Edit--> 4 more days

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Ricardio
Dec 3, 2012

Completely Consensual
I wrote chinkwife.mp3. I saved the post I made in fyad and every so often I look at it and laugh my rear end off.

gently caress a lowtax. RIP.

edit: I said his music sounded like it was written by a downsy Rhys Fulber lmbo

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Ricardio fucked around with this message at 15:40 on Nov 17, 2021

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Hit me up with JeffK crying at the Apple Store.

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something
Aug 1, 2011

Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?

Pillbug
just don't give me loss

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Caramaline
Aug 4, 2006

Takin' a dirt nap with baby Jesus
rip lowtax
1 probation pls

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Gimme the Morrowind probe, plz.

Rip in piss, LoLtax

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Famine Poodle
Jul 16, 2011

I have seen all, I have heard all, I have forgotten all.
More like blowtax

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UmOk
Aug 3, 2003
theirs a front page?

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Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


fist4jesus posted:

Does this mean Uwe Boll won?

yes

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
ill take one

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
rip in piss you piece of poo poo, I'll never forgive you for tainting wallfish. I'll take that 1st tweet for my probe pic please and thank you.

I donated money to your kids Rich you fucker.

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Bioshuffle
Feb 10, 2011

No good deed goes unpunished

Good night sweet prince

RIP

:aaa:

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La Fin Du Mondale
Aug 22, 2004
heck yeah probate me. I think I only got probated once for trolling some gun nerds for their obvious psychosexual attraction to weapons. Gonna love that 2008 feel. Lowtax was never funny (I guess he was as funny as "some guy I know", roughly) but these forums often pulled it off. Anyways peace to all the folks who got better while the tax man did not.

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CautionaryOstrich
Mar 20, 2009
Pillbug
Mostly lurkin since 2009. Mod me plenty. :10bux: sure has bought a lot of laughs.

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schwein11
Oct 13, 2009



probe me and blemish my virgin rapsheet.

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