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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

FullLeatherJacket posted:

Not unless the next plan is for Barca to open a series of cash-only laundrettes that take a billion euros a year, I guess

opening 'football academies' in qatar and saudi arabia and having 'sheikhs' throw money at them to 'train' 'their kids' to 'play soccer' could pull some serious levers imho

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hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

FullLeatherJacket posted:

That just seems like a weird strategy, though. As far as I'm aware, it's not as if Adidas make a huge amount directly from paying United £90m per year to make shirts, it's all about the brand identity and values of watching your favourite sports stars get arrested in your company's gear.

Not unless the next plan is for Barca to open a series of cash-only laundrettes that take a billion euros a year, I guess

something involving laundering at any rate

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


finally something for all the La Masia drop outs to work on.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

That just seems like a weird strategy, though. As far as I'm aware, it's not as if Adidas make a huge amount directly from paying United £90m per year to make shirts, it's all about the brand identity and values of watching your favourite sports stars get arrested in your company's gear.

Not unless the next plan is for Barca to open a series of cash-only laundrettes that take a billion euros a year, I guess

It would be pretty easy to launder money with your own shirt sales operation, just watch the new Barcelona jersey mysteriously become the most popular in history and sell 100 times more than any other football jersey ever, and suddenly Barcelona are flush with cash again

Brass Hand
Feb 27, 2020
Unless they want to run it as losses they can write off?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Written off losses go in Marca

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The levers are going to be back in full effect in the summer anyway. La Liga cut Barca’s spending by about 25% so they’re back in the position where they’re going to have to sell a bunch of players to even register players they currently have under contract for next season. Apparently their squad cost is double their spending limit.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39562707/more-money-woes-barcelona-laliga-slashes-spending-limit

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Raphinhas coming home

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

quote:

However, the money from one of those asset sales -- Barça Studios, which has since been rebranded as Barça Vision -- was never paid in full and led to the club re-selling it last summer to a company called Libero. That money has still not arrived.

lmao

kri kri
Jul 18, 2007

Edward Mass posted:

And they spell it Levendovski on the jersey

Should be Leverdovski

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

kri kri posted:

Should be Leverdovski

:emptyquote:

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

lol lmao

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckkeg6473rqo

just sacking Xavi because he said Barca didn't have infinite money things

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lol lmao

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckkeg6473rqo

just sacking Xavi because he said Barca didn't have infinite money things

lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

They should just give Laporta a go and see how he does

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

FullLeatherJacket posted:

lol lmao

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckkeg6473rqo

just sacking Xavi because he said Barca didn't have infinite money things

Barca toxic winner mentality vs. Spurs toxic loser mentality

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


lol being sacked for being the sanest person in the club

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
Completely mental club

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
he even won them the league last year despite the dire finances and constant pulling of levers, but now he's going to get fired for the audacity of saying the bank account is not literally infinite

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Barca doesn't deserve Xavi

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

quote:

Barcelona B team manager Rafael Marquez is favourite to take over as manager.

also this bit is incredibly funny when you remember that Rafael Marquez was once sanctioned by the United States on suspicion of laundering money for drug cartels

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
That goes under "prior experience"

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Xavi and Laporta deserve each other.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


pik_d posted:

That goes under "prior experience"

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


Xavi has been a miracle worker in Barca, yes this Barca side has talent but to win the league with such a young squad and such a thin squad was a great achievement.

Also they got super unlucky in the PSG game with the red card. Araujo hosed up but they looked much better than PSG before the red and had a goal lead from previous tie.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


xavi to utd with his childhood hero paul scholes as assistant

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Suggesting Barcelona is Un Club. Ban queued

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

vyelkin posted:

also this bit is incredibly funny when you remember that Rafael Marquez was once sanctioned by the United States on suspicion of laundering money for drug cartels

Sounds like the perfect manager to help find some secret levers.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

pik_d posted:

That goes under "prior experience"

the sex ghost posted:

Suggesting Barcelona is Un Club. Ban queued

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://www.fcbarcelona.cat/ca/futbol/primer-equip/noticies/4027349/comunicat-del-fc-barcelona posted:

Comunicat del FC Barcelona: The president of FC Barcelona, Joan Laporta, has told Xavi Hernández that he is no longer the manager of the first team for the 2024-25 season.

Absolutely incredible.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

You just have to lol

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
looks like they've given him the Flick

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Which lever is this

Cart
Sep 28, 2004

They see me rollin...

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Which lever is this

The one that activates the trap door in every Barca manager's office

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Which lever is this

it costs them 20m to sack him apparently lmao

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

vyelkin posted:

it costs them 20m to sack him apparently lmao

lol

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

vyelkin posted:

it costs them 20m to sack him apparently lmao

Barca execs being like why the gently caress does everything cost money

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
How dare you say the club has no money???? To prove you wrong, here's twenty millions euros to gently caress off

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


vyelkin posted:

How dare you say the club has no money???? To prove you wrong, here's twenty millions euros to gently caress off
lmao

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

vyelkin posted:

How dare you say the club has no money???? To prove you wrong, here's twenty millions euros to gently caress off

lol

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