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# ? May 6, 2023 13:05 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Never before have I wanted a gang of international jewels thieves to swing into action like I have in this moment.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:07 |
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:08 |
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Ring's on the wrong finger tho
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:09 |
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Keep an eye out for the Death Korps of Krieg.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:09 |
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Ugh the BBC commentators are so gooey for the royal family, what a bunch of toadies.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:09 |
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Lol, I know wee all just kidding around here folks! Great jokes. So let me be the first to wish his Majesty a long and happy rain over all of us here in the thread 🙏👑🤴
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:10 |
Oh no, they got to you!
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:11 |
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RickRogers posted:Lol, I know wee all just kidding around here folks! Great jokes. Blink twice if you're being held against your will.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:11 |
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Reign you dawk
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:11 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Ugh the BBC commentators are so gooey for the royal family, what a bunch of toadies. I mean, if ANYONE is going suck the dick of the Royal Family...
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:12 |
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Just popping in on his happy day to wish Chuck III a reign that's just as successful and ends just as well as Chuck I.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:12 |
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The carriage looks like it still has the low resolution PlayStation 3 era textures.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:13 |
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Dial A For Awesome posted:The carriage looks like it still has the low resolution PlayStation 3 era textures. The carriage is older than the USA
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:14 |
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very nice of William to let them use his butt plug
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:15 |
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Queen Victoria was prolific with her offspring, and even now there are many descendants in Europe that do not have a throne to inherit because their royal houses have been disposed of in the last century or so. But they also could, in theory, make a blood claim to the British throne. So what I'm saying is that there should have been a battle royale to determine who was the rightful king/queen, because that makes just as much sense as this.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:15 |
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Didnt know you could have drums on a horse!
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:17 |
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Was catching up on the thread and decided to look up the sword bit. According to ITV’s website: “…one hundred newly-minted 50p pieces bearing an effigy of the crowned King will be exchanged for a glittering Jewelled Sword of Offering. Ms Mordaunt will carry out the task, redeeming the sword for the bag of silver-coloured coins, worth £50 in total, at the altar in Westminster Abbey.” Charles probably took ages to farm up the 50 tokens he needed for his new best in slot weapon.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:25 |
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Dial A For Awesome posted:
74 loving years or so, they're hard to find.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:26 |
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50 bucks for that sword? Hmm dunno if that's a good deal or not.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:28 |
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Most upsetting thing today has been going online and see how many people are being horny about Penny Mordaunt.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:32 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Most upsetting thing today has been going online and see how many people are being horny about Penny Mordaunt. Yes. By far. She's loving awful.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:33 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Queen Victoria was prolific with her offspring, and even now there are many descendants in Europe that do not have a throne to inherit because their royal houses have been disposed of in the last century or so. But they also could, in theory, make a blood claim to the British throne. Half of all anglos are descended from one king or another.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:34 |
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Collateral posted:Half of all anglos are descended from one king or another. Kings should be chosen by a tournament of street fighting.
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:37 |
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Most upsetting thing today has been going online and see how many people are being horny about Penny Mordaunt. A lot of people have undiagnosed oedipus complex
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# ? May 6, 2023 13:58 |
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If someone over there could get me a couple of those little Beefeater uniforms for my baby nephews I’d greatly appreciate it.
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# ? May 6, 2023 14:22 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Never before have I wanted a gang of international jewels thieves to swing into action like I have in this moment. You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves
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# ? May 6, 2023 14:22 |
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Meatgrinder posted:You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves lol Diana is the the queen in my heart, rip
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# ? May 6, 2023 14:36 |
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Meatgrinder posted:You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves
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# ? May 6, 2023 14:50 |
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Meatgrinder posted:You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves
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# ? May 6, 2023 14:58 |
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I turned on the TV and saw the coverage and poo poo my pants immediately.
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# ? May 6, 2023 15:03 |
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If those helicopters had a full live load then one man could have changed the course of history....
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# ? May 6, 2023 15:11 |
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I really hope chuck has a heart attack or something and dies milliseconds before actually becoming king. Thatd be funny as heck
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# ? May 6, 2023 15:33 |
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https://www.theonion.com/meghan-and-harry-exclusive-interview-1850404237/
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# ? May 6, 2023 15:36 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:I really hope chuck has a heart attack or something and dies milliseconds before actually becoming king. Thatd be funny as heck Charles pulls the DNA tests out proving neither William nor Harry are his and instantly abdicates, leaving Randy Andy king.
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# ? May 6, 2023 15:42 |
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Roblo posted:Yes. By far. She's loving awful. Meatgrinder posted:You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves
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# ? May 6, 2023 16:13 |
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Meatgrinder posted:You are watching a gang of international jewel thieves lmao
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# ? May 6, 2023 17:16 |
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You know the coronation was a wet fart when not even GBS can muster an enthusiastic mock thread about it. Nobody gives a poo poo about King Goatsefingers and his wizard hat.
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# ? May 6, 2023 17:19 |
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Not watching this poo poo but did Diana’s holy skeleton throw open the doors and clatter in with her war axe in flames and take a weeping Harry into her fleshless arms where their souls formed a nexus that transcends space and time that then erupted into a blinding sphere of pure destruction leaving only a molten crater where the cursed English isle used to be?
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# ? May 6, 2023 17:32 |
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Pretty stupid of them to start this ceremony at 6 AM on a Saturday.
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# ? May 6, 2023 17:49 |